BAN GEOBEET!

“Well if you're taking your toys, you can stay. Can't give up the toys!”

“Do yer toys have batteries and emit a buzzing noise?”

“I almost forgot the forest fire. Gotta start a forest fire to really ruin the trip right.”

“One day Satan appeared in a small country church in the middle of a sermon. Everyone ran out of the church except one old man. Satan walked up to him and asked "are you afraid of me?" "Nope." Answered the old man. "I've been married to your sister for 50 years."”

“Good one treebait. Good one!”

“Maybe one of wild flower's 'toys' could short out and start the fire.”

“Good idea. Thanks FG. Glad you thunk of it. Start fire, take meds, dehydrate, lose electrolytes, drink (Jack Daniels, what, ... are you kidding?) Glen Livet, puke in pack, crap in another pack, ruin trip. Yeah, I think I can handle that.”

“That's the spirit. Go get 'em pal!”

“You forgot the part about releaseing Chinese Snakeheads in every stream and pond we'll pass.”

“Naw, I don't think that's in the script I've been handed!”

“fathergoose how come your not going on this trip??


what are ya yeller??”

“Absolutely! Evironmental terrorism goes a long way toward ruining a trip. Good, man, Artie, and welcome to the planning committee!”

“hay you forgot
terroize the little kids...”

“ok ill learn to spell someday.”

“Nah, I'm a white guy. Where the hail is it, anyway?”

“How about you stumble over your dropped beer can and spear wild flower in the fanny with a treking pole. She then beats the #$@% out of you.”

“its in PA and you would fit right in with us
i mean them nuts”

“I LOVE little kids. They're especially great slathered in BBQ sauce over hot coals.”

“"How about you stumble over your dropped beer can and spear wild flower in the fanny with a treking pole. She then beats the #$@% out of you."

You got a lot to learn pal! First, I wouldn't drop my beer. Second, it would take her too long to beat the crap out of me. She might be good, but she's not that good!

Let's get it straight!”

“ok i have to go home now so no talking about me while im gone
GOTIT fathergoose???”

“Talk about YOU? Whose thread is it anyway? Why does it always have to be about you?”

“Penn's Woods, eh? How many hours is that from the Heart of Dixie?”

“Depends which heart of Dixie you're talking about. There's Birminham, Norlins, Lil Rock, Mamfis, 'Lanta, Richmon, ...”

“Hey, I wasn't the one talkin' 'bout pokin' you in the @$$ with a sharp stick!”

“Sheesh, if I can't get more stirred up than this I don't think I'll ruin the dam trip. See if I care!”

“The undisputed, undefeated Heart of Dixie is Alabama. I happen to live in Huntsville.”

“Huntsville, the rocket capital of the universe! That's what I like to do with a boat: rocket!”

“BTW, don't you punk out on me now. We've spent a lot of time planning how you're gonna f^ck this thing up!”

“Yeah, but the people who are going on this trip aren't even posting mildly derogatory stuff other than wildflower, and even she went home for the day. I mean you called me stuff and you're not even going on the trip. What's the point of screwing up a trip if they don't even care enough. Heck, they can even find the right words in the other thread and paste them in for crying out loud!”

“F^ckin' pu$$ies! That's it, I'm goin' home!”

“Me too. Maybe the night shift will generate some hate mail! The day shift is a bunch of wussies.”

“Hey, Prowler had his turn. Ban me dammit!”

“you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny”

“Fer cryin out loud donman, that's not what you say to a guy who ruins a hiking trip!”

“Cool .gif bitpusher!

8)”

“Dag nab it Geobeet! You ruined the trip ya buckethead! It's puff, puff, pass! NOT puff, puff, passout!”

“Y'all won't talk to me at 7 AM but then you go and yak all day long! I feel left out. (pouts)


Excuse me, geobeet, but just so that you know, you stay away from my kids, and no barbecue sauce neither!”

“The backpacking trip is going down and they can't even muster up a decent smear campaign!”

“I'm beginning to feel like the black knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "Come back and fight ya coward!"”

“Yea Geo- What LyndyS said...ya gotta marinate them!”

“You're barmy!”

“Cool!”

“if you start a forest fire then you will have to carry everyones gear!!!




did i scare you with that one???”

“yes we should because he got me in trouble on the "other' site...
thanks alot #&%!$head!!!”

“You're welcome, I'm certain.”

“I don't care what you all say, I'm not going to the other site to see what you are all talking about. So stop talking about what you are saying.”

“ok so does that mean GOE can continue to talk about you over there???




gotcha geo”

“damn fingers

sorry GEO”

“Looks like Matt zapped the entire Ban Prowler thread. Ban Geobeet rules!”

“ok now you have an even 100 posts as to why you should be banned


feel special geo???”