BAN GEOBEET!

“Special? I'm not supposed to feel special! Now Matt's gone and removed the Ban Prowler thread so you guys can't even go look up the right language to use to make me feel like maggot crap!

Let's go over this again:
Gonna start a forest fire.
Gonna take my prescription drugs and drink beer.
Gonna take my son and daughter-in-law along.
Gonna get dehydrated.
Gonna get sick and pass out.

Now I have it on good authority that this is all it takes to screw up a backpacking trip, so it's not a question of if the trip's going down but when!

And all ya can muster up is a measley little 100 posts?

Come back and fight ya cowards!”

“102”

“103”

“104 so take that!!”

“Hey you petty, pusillanimous, puke-faced, pimple-poppin', pig-pokin'(ska-WEEL!), pissant panty-waste, are you still here? I thought we banned yer sorry carcass!
When you was born, the doctor slapped yer mama! Flies leave fresh dog $h!t ta follow ya! Yer very presence means that some village, somewhere, is being deprived of it's idiot! If brains was leather, ya couldn't saddle a bug! Ya need a road map ta find yer way out of bed in the morning! Ya need a blueprint ta wipe yer @$$!

There, Geo, you feeling better now?”

“Thanks FG; you're the only one who really cares and it means a lot!

The rest of you pansies, GET WITH IT! Tomorrow's the day!”

“Ooooh, talk about me! Talk about me! I know its all in fun, but geez, give it a rest.”

“Glad I could help, Geo.”

“my turn father
my turn
plezzz”

“WF,
There are two Es in pleezzz.”

“Well get in on, WF. Whattaya waitin' on - Christmas?!?!?”

“She's trying to open a Snapple bottle to get some ideas.”

“That should have read 'get IT on'. Sheesh.”

“hay if im doing the begging then I get to spell it nay way i want to.....”

“Sheesh, this trip will be long-ruined and they'll still be arguing over spelling!”

“only 115 posts?? oh now, i'm sure we can drum up more support than that for banning Geobeet!”

“We should ban Geobeet because he completely and utterly FAILED to ruin our trip this past weekend.”

“Read my trip report. I went WAY out of the way to ruin the trip. Shoot, I even drank the tainted water! You guys just refused to let me ruin the trip. Dam spoil sports!”

“You could have at least insulted my homemade jerky..!”

“the only downer of the trip for me was runnimg into geobeet (whilst i was in a half awoken stupor) in the privvy. I'm going to need years of therapy to erase that visual from my mind. Thanks man.”

“If it ruined your trip it was worth it! See, ruined at least one trip.

p.s., no latch on the crapper door!”

“Gosh (shuffles feet) I didn't ruin the trip, didn't get banned, but at least I made the most hated list.”

“aahhh, good to see this one back at the top!”

“All I have to say is that damn!!!!
His socks stink aswell,....”

“Did stink. I found them and washed them. You've got somebody else's, Brian!”

“Is this Geobeet joker still here? I don't know how many emails I've sent matt.”

“He's just jealous because he cudda bin there and he waren't!

Even had your alibi made out.”

“If Ida been there, Ida showed ya how to ruin a trip the right way!”

“Well Du-uh!”

“Oh ppffffttttt!”

“I've got it. Violin's just jealous because I'm the fourth most hated and he's only sixth. Ya whinin wimp!”

“But according to some, half of the names on that list are mine.”

“Ya got me there pal. I have to concede. It's all I can muster just to be me!”

“I have it on good authority that he clunked Corporal Nasty over the head at Hot Dog Johnny's with a pot gripper, drove down to DC and put pennies on the RR tracks and then up to Cape Cod to lure those poor whales to their deaths!”

“Do you have any idea how difficult it is to make a sound like a lovesick whale cow underwater?”

“Risky, too...”

“Right. You have to get out of the water in a BIG HURRY!”

“He's homicidal!
A wannabe killer.

First squirrels and then you!”

“Powdered aluminum and lots of it. Gotta sand down some aluminum.”

“i kinda like em. squirrels (if on fire), and geo (have not seen one of those on fire)”

“Pi$$ on Geobeet. He can't even catch a friggin' skwerl.”

“Ahhh, Right Chief, tthe old thermite grenade in a tomato trick.”

“Two of us can play at that game!



Better watch yourself!”

“POOPIE HEAD!!!!”

“Ya been talkin to that dam squirrel again, haven't you???”

“Somehow I knew that this was Psycho Squirrel resurrecting this thread. Someone find a squirrel that looks like Rambo, heh?”

“still waiting for the garter belt pic.....”

“"Somehow I knew that this was Psycho Squirrel resurrecting this thread. Someone find a squirrel that looks like Rambo, heh?"

Yeah, in my tomato patch! The %$*(@#&^%!!!”

“I mean a post a picture!

Casting call...need a squirrel with sad brown eyes, a big cut over one brow, a bandana headband, and who mumbles his lines while holding a knife in his teeth.”

“'Course you heard about the attack skweerl in Chicago suburbs. Attacked & bit at least 5 people. Finally caught this weekend. Geeobeet, maybe you should contact the person who captured it--pulled it off his wife, from what I heard!”