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BAN GEOBEET!View Messages“Hey, it was his idea...” 2:25:35 PM 7/23/02 “Great gogilly mogilly...” 2:26:02 PM 7/23/02 “Right. I'm on allergy medication, I'll be dehydrated, low on electrolytes, and I'm going to get drunk on beer and fall off the mountain. I'm doing it just to ruin the trip.” 2:27:56 PM 7/23/02 “Inconsiderate bastard!” 2:28:28 PM 7/23/02 “This kind?  ”2:29:27 PM 7/23/02 “Now you sound like one of my ex-wives!” 2:29:27 PM 7/23/02 “Lord she might be one of mine, too. What's her name?” 2:31:22 PM 7/23/02 “Attila and Ivan the Terrible.” 2:32:03 PM 7/23/02 “You're still in contact with them! How many are there?” 2:32:48 PM 7/23/02 “Two. Two many! Not in contact with! Gak! The grandchildren don't like going to Grandma's though. Hmmm, wonder why? Kids take after their grandpappy they do. Proud of 'em!” 2:34:26 PM 7/23/02 “Don't know 'em. I was married to Spawn of Satan.” 2:34:41 PM 7/23/02 “I think I only dated her once!” 2:35:21 PM 7/23/02 Nope...Won't Do It “Anyone with "Geo" in their name is alright with me.” 2:36:34 PM 7/23/02 “Easy for you to say. It's not your trip I'm ruining!” 2:37:42 PM 7/23/02 “Look on the bright side. Now you can totally f^ck up, and when you get back, the crucifixion will be over!” 2:41:47 PM 7/23/02 “Well, I know I won't be going on the trip but this guy is a major #&%!$ up! I say ban him and then ban him some more.” 2:43:32 PM 7/23/02 “But you guys have got to get busy fast. I'll never catch up to the Ban Prowler thread this way! Shoot, being only half crucified ain't no fun!” 2:43:40 PM 7/23/02 “Damn, this is fun! Nothing beats a good, old-fashioned public hanging!” 2:43:57 PM 7/23/02 “Unscented... Cool.” 2:44:32 PM 7/23/02 “Just think of the injustice. Goretex will have to give me first aid, somebody will have to go call a ranger, somebody else will have to carry me out. Shoot, and Goretex probably won't even get to drink his Aussie beer! I'm gonna screw this hike up soo dam bad!” 2:46:41 PM 7/23/02 “Where's the tar, the feathers...? Wait, THERE HE IS BOYS, GET 'IM!” 2:47:16 PM 7/23/02 “Tex'll prolly have ta give ya an enema...” 2:49:11 PM 7/23/02 “Oh no she won't. Nobody can get me that dam drunk!” 2:52:00 PM 7/23/02 I say...let the ba$terd rot on the trail “let the buzzards peck out his eyes, let the maggots crawl thru his intestines...let the mice gnaw his bones...let the worms lay their, welllll errrrrrr...worm eggs in his scrotum...let the ants tear the rotted flesh from his gnarley bones... then with whats left, we'll light a fire with and start a forest fire.” 2:52:02 PM 7/23/02 “Now we're getting somewhere!” 2:53:19 PM 7/23/02 “That expensive wine is real tasty, but it makes my butt hurt...” 2:55:02 PM 7/23/02 “um im not sure if i still want to go with you geo.......” 2:57:17 PM 7/23/02 Omigawd, Tilt... “I think I just busted a rib from laughing so hard!” 2:57:47 PM 7/23/02 “Well you can't get your trip ruined if you don't, so stop posting on this thread! Sheesh, da noive uv dat broad!” 2:58:27 PM 7/23/02 “Great gogilly mogilly..." Artex 02:26:02 PM 07/23/02 what the hell does that #&%!$en mean???/” 2:58:58 PM 7/23/02 “ok geo now what the hell does that #&%!$en mean too? stop using all of these #&%!$en big ass words im so confused...” 3:00:12 PM 7/23/02 “oh no im stoping before i gert zapped again” 3:01:11 PM 7/23/02 “um what is a gert??” 3:01:35 PM 7/23/02 “Darned if I know. I'm just ruining the trip. You're the potty mouth!” 3:01:37 PM 7/23/02 “you gert that right!!!!” 3:03:50 PM 7/23/02 “Oh great. Now you're not only ruining the trip, but you're bringing a potty-mouth floozie with you? Why, you sorry...rotten...glmphxlnabbit!” 3:05:26 PM 7/23/02 “Yeah, I know. She's Tony's dame. Followed me home!” 3:08:14 PM 7/23/02 “what im a what you think im a well ive never thats what you think ill get you for this!!” 3:09:36 PM 7/23/02 “C'mon folks, you can do better than this. I mean, I sat up all night trying to figure out how to ruin the backpacking trip for everybody. I've got it planned down to the nth degree. You guys are a bunch of pansies. I think I'll just have to screw up Montanapalooza 2003! They know how to crucify a guy right, None of this halfway stuff!” 3:13:38 PM 7/23/02 “YOU SUCK! I'M NEVER HIKING WITH YOU AGAIN! Oh, wait, I haven't hiked with you the first time, yet. Oh, well.” 3:19:23 PM 7/23/02 “well i was called a floozie. i think that was pretty harsh dont you...” 3:20:05 PM 7/23/02 “No you were called a potty mouthed floozie. There is a difference.” 3:21:54 PM 7/23/02 “ok im a potty mouth but not a floozie..... hear that father goose????? hehehehe” 3:25:38 PM 7/23/02 “I saw 'im shootin' heroin between his toes while he was smokin' crack. He got so stoned, he dropped his Jack Daniel's. Oh, yeah, then he puked in the tent.” 3:26:18 PM 7/23/02 “And then I crapped in Violin's pack. Oh, wait a minute, he's not going. Doesn't want his trip ruined, the pansy!” 3:27:48 PM 7/23/02 “i would have thrown him off the mountain for spilling the JD” 3:27:55 PM 7/23/02 “The potty mouth police are coming on the trip. That will really #@%$#@#%# things up!” 3:28:04 PM 7/23/02 “oh no great now i cant go thanks alot you guys (walks away with head hanging down)” 3:30:13 PM 7/23/02 “Now look who got voted off.” 3:31:10 PM 7/23/02 “what im voted off thats it im taking my toys and im going home!!!” 3:33:06 PM 7/23/02
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