Hooter's Huntsville Trip Report

“Met OPIE, Father Goose, and MDSHiker at the Hooter's in Huntsville. Unfortunately, I only got one picture, but it's a good one, of Father Goose and OPIE burying the hatchet, and not in each others' heads. I wanted to have our waitress take a picture of the group, but she wouldn't slow down enough to ask.

Oh yeah, BTW, the girls at the Hooter's in Huntsville are hot. Not as hot as newgirl, but still pretty hot.

We chatted about gear, trips, golf, OPIE's place getting broken into, more gear, more trips, more OPIE's place getting broken into, etc., etc.

When I get this roll developed, I'll post the truce pic somewhere.”

“What? NO arrests? Get back there and do it right!!”

“The only assualt that took place was the waitresses' hips assualting Father Goose's arm as they brushed by him. He was not willing to press charges so we let it slide. So to speak.”

“Ya buncha pansies!”

“If the guy in the wheelchair had been there ...”

“hheeehhhee good one”

“I was there in spirit!”

“I had a good time. Nice to see everyone. Even the food was good!

Unfortunately for me, I was facing an outside window and the other guys were staring over my shoulders at the babes.

At one point, OPIE had to stop telling a story because one of the "babes" was jumping up and down and he couldn't concentrate.

Let's do that again next month!”

“As Burgess Meredity said in "Grumpy Old Men,"

"Son, you mount the woman!"”

“The "other guys" in this particular tale were Father Goose and OPIE. I was in the same predicament as MDS.

I knew I shoulda sat on the other side of that table...”

“Burgess Meredith. Short between the keyboard and the seat!”

“Well, I sure hate I missed this. Just concluded a meeting with my clients and getting ready to go meet them for "social hour".

You know, I noticed the last time they were here that it sure is funny how these guy can hold their liquor so well coming from a country where alcohol is supposed to be taboo.

I think there is more to Saudi than first meets the eye.”

“Saudis (and other Arabs) are known to use scotch to lubricate the vocal cords.”

“They drive across the causeway to Bahrain, where they can drink as much as they want. The existence of places like that (and of Sun City in South Africa) point up the uselessness of prohibition. If people want something, they'll get it.”

“It was a very good lunch. I enjoyed metting OPIE and MDS and of course it was good to see bitpusher again. It was, however, much better to see the goddesses who work there. I'm not washing my right arm ever again, LOL. But seriously, folks, bit and MDS have no right to complain just because OPIE and I were smart enough to sit on the side of the table where we knew we could better ogle the girls.”

“HMWHC meeting #254 minutes:

The meeting was called to order by acting president OPIE, and the first agenda was the nominating of newgirl as the HMWHC mascot. The measure was passed immedietly and without any opposition.
Trips were discussed at length, as well as the size of the hooters in the air. Various TT females were discussed, and after we felt we had reached the level of dirty bastard perverts....we continued anyway!!

The next HMWHC meeting will comence by accident when all members bump into each other at the Boobie Bunglow....strictly coincidental and unplanned.




(OPIE NOTE) FG is now added to my TT'ers met, and is a fine addition. I hope to hang with him more, and sit aside him at many a campfire.

(additional opie note)I will no longer argue with FG seeing as he's built like a brahma bull and could snap me like a twig!

(yea...another one)The second veiw of FG in no way helped form the first opinion!!”

“No worries, OPIE. I'm a very peacful guy - really. I look forward to sharing a trail with you.
Boobie Bungalow, eh? Whoooooo-EEE! Rednecks in paro-dice!”

“Goose, snap like a twig? Nahhhh, he's just a big softie like the rest of us.”

“What the heck kinda Hooters (substitute Roosters!) trip was this. You lightweights! Out of there before dark? Sprinters all of ya!!! The national HMWHC are appalled at the lack of STAMINA!!

HAHAHAHA”

“tango is a member????”

“SWMHC Founder”

“"Sexy Women's Man Hater's Club"?”

“Why thank you!”

“we did stretch a 1 hour lunch into 2 hours..I'm just found out one of my college buddies is about to be a manager at the HSV hooters...it's time for perks, and "becoming" friends with hooters girls



(note from opie to miss opie) just kidding!!”

“there was a question mark after that statement. It's your club!
;-D”

“uh huh.. you better be kidding! you know who has the best hooters!
*wink*”

“Path-I won't limit myself! That sounds good today!”

“Yeah, but what did you guys have to eat? Their wings are awesome!”

“Hooter's burger, with cheese. Skipped the fries. I have to avoid chicken, thanks to my lack of a gall bladder. But it was pretty good anyway.”

“Why do I see the word "Hooterville" every time I look at the title of this thread?”

“email me please with your email address.. parke020@bama.ua.edu

I thought I had yours, but I cant find it. I wanted to ask you something about a job.”

“Rosey, as good as their wings are, they pale in comparison to a couple of other joints here in town (Beauregards, Wings). Personally, I had a mahi-mahi sammidge, which was pretty good. Food is definitely NOT what the attraction is here, iff'n ya know what I mean.
Tango, darlin', it was my fault that the others did not rip up the joint. As senior (most aged)member present, I felt it my duty to maintain propriety and decorum and to see to it that my younger comrades were not corrupted by the copious and obscene displays of nubile, luscious, lusty, titllating (pant-pant-pant) female flesh.

Signed,

The Right Reverend G.”

“*stares over MDShikers shoulder and eyes glaze over..the song tempo rises...the girl starts giggling and bouncing*
JEEEEEZUS!!!!
I have visions of gumdrops and sugarplums dancing in my head...cause that ass was sweet!!!”

“MDShiker,
now you know what its like to try and carry on a conversation with a guy and all he is dong is staring at .... (you insert your own thoughts here).

pay attention!”

“I see that young OPIE has been corrupted. I shall have he and Miss OPIE in for a counseling session.
After viewing that young woman's lithe and wriggling body, gumdrops and sugarplums are NOT what you should have been thinking of! Shame on you!”

“Uh, wild flower, darlin'...was that a typo or a freudian slip? Perhaps you could benefit from a little 'counseling' as well.”

“hhehe
never!!”

“dong..reminds me of an old movie...long dong silver...it wasn't about pirates..but there was plenty of booty to plunder!!”

“Now THAT reminds me of Clarence Thomas, LOL!

Supreme Court Justices just ain't what they used to be...

but I digress.


Back to the jiggling!!!”

“clarence carter?...

i be strokin!”

“SDDC... Same Day, Different Clarence, LOL”

“Long Duck Dong-- 16 Candles with Molly Ringwald!

Father Goose I'll let it slip THIS time!”

“WTF?


n e v e r m i n d . . .”

“I'm not commenting on the jiggling.

When we goin' back next month?”

“Hey Now! Do you forget I'm on here too? Erase those thoughts from your little head!”

“The 'little head'? Mooooowaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!”

“My postponed trip to Huntsville is scheduled for week after next...Wednesday at noon, I do a talent search at Hooters.”

“Woohoo! Sounds like a plan.

MDS will be in the Smokies though.”

“I say we give ol' Chili the red carpet treatment!”

“Yep it will be an occasion. I can bring my camera again and maybe take more than one picture this time.”