Beer increases sex drive

“Doctor says "Drink beer every day for healthy sex life"

A Czech doctor is advising men to drink beer every day to keep their sex lives active.

Prague-based Dr Pavel Zemek said: "If men drink two beers a day they can stave off impotence."

Dr Zemek of the Czech Centre for Gerontology says his research shows beer can have a "powerful effect" to stop the arteries becoming blocked.

He told Slovak daily Narodna obroda: "On the basis of clinical tests we can say moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction."

But he's warning against excessive drinking.

He said: "Drink too much beer in one go and the positive effects are negated, but, as the saying goes, a little bit of what you fancy does you good."

Ananova Story filed: 11:52 Sunday 21st July 2002”

“Well we always knew it increased our sex appeal :}”

“I read somewhere last week that men who look at beautiful women's breasts live longer. Seems all that ogling gets our (guys) hearts beating faster, therefore giving the ticker a workout.

Hmm, wonder what happens when drinking beer and ogling busts...”

“Dont ya just hate it when they insist on talking while your getting a workout?”

“What you're saying is that Hooters is a health club?


LMAO!!!”

“Beer expands the pool of sexual partners. Get those beer goggles on fellas!”

“That Czech moron has it completely wrong. We're men. The simple act of BREATHING increases our sex drive.
Sheesh, what a dope!”

“Czechoslovakia Rules! It rules! Do they have TP in Czechoslovakia?”

“sex increases beer drive”

“I've never had sex with a beer. I've have to try that out...”

“If Phaedrus offers you a beer, DON'T DRINK IT!”

“Well that article explains everything. It all makes sense now.”

“Father Goose, roflmbo..how true, I like the breathing comment...

Like, we already KNEW that, didn't we ladies??”

“the sharp edges are murder... be careful!”

“That is a no brainer. Beer has been helping fugly people get laid sence the invent of the wheel.”

“I think cigars and very good scotch makes your sex drive better!!!

8D”

“Yeah, all you guys keep breathing!

But the beer is effective breath freshener, iffin you need such a thing.”

“Better that a widemouth...”

“Bitpusher, that would be a TALL, wide mouth...LOL!”

“'beer-goggle effect' confirmed


They Needed a Study for This?

LONDON (Reuters) - Want to be more attractive? Make sure those around you are having a drink.

British scientists have found even modest amounts of alcohol will make the opposite sex appear better-looking.

"We have carried out experiments which show that what is known in the trade as the 'beer-goggle effect' does actually exist," Barry Jones, professor of psychology at Glasgow University, told Reuters Monday.

The study of 120 male and female students found drinking up to four units of alcohol -- about two pints of beer or four glasses of wine -- increased the perceived attractiveness of members of the opposite sex by about 25 percent.

Jones said alcohol apparently stimulates a part of the brain called the nucleus accumbens, which judges facial attractiveness.

"There is a strong link between facial attractiveness and signals about the quality of a potential mate," Jones said.

The professor said the study had been prompted by the causal link between risky sex and alcohol consumption.

Its findings come at a time when young Britons are increasingly binge drinking, which has serious health risks.”

“Side effect, lots of ugly people.”

“"The girls all get prettier at closin' time, they all begin to look like movie stars..."

Mickey Gilley”

“no comment.”

“Ya Know... I'll bet there are at least a few of us who wouldn't be here otherwise!”

“It may boost the drive but it sure doesn't help the performance.”

“its not Czechoslovakia any more.....”

“I just heard on the radio the other day that it is a proven fact that drunk people become more attractive to other drunks at closing time; or something to that effect!!

I bet that was a fun study!!”

“Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 2600 B.C.”

“I knew I hadn't seen the last of this thread, LOL”

“that's why it's called "Liquid Panty remover"”

“As if the ladies didn't already know that. I show up, they jump up on the pool table.”

“According to Mickey Gilley.......

"The girls all get prettier at closing time".......”

“Hey, Chili, do I hear an echo?”

“Hmm,,,,read through this thread pretty fast this morning FG, guess I missed something. LOL.

Of course, I wasn't speaking from personal experience or anything.”

“OF COURSE not, LOL! Look about 12 posts up. ;-)”

“Great minds always think alike.”

“I'll have a bowl of red and a beer to that!”

“There is nothing wrong with my sex drive and I abhor the taste of beer. I guess that means I fall outside the infamous "bell" curve, once again. Day-um, I hate when that happens!”

“All right, Tex. How's about a bowl of red and a glass of Cabernet?”

“Gee, FG, thanks, but I'm not much of a wine drinker either..although that Pinot Grigio by Santa Marghertia is pretty AWESOME!

How about a good ol fashioned glass of sweet tea instead?”

“Pardon my ignorance, but a bowl of red what?”

“bp, A Bowl of Red refers to chili in Texas.

For wine and chili this is a great festival.”

“Oh ok thanks. I'll take a beer with that, please. Saving my Cab for a decent steak.”

“And REAL Chili has no beans!! Remember that!!!”

“Anybody who knows beans about chili, knows that chili has no beans.”

“Thanks Chili, I was just reminding the amatuers out there who may not have realized this important fact. In Texas you could be shot for less than saying beans are great in Chili..lol”

“ This give a recipe for a Bowl of Red.”

“I am drinking beer right now and drinking 21 year old scotch whats that going to do for me?

Ummmmmmm feeel good and the nice cigar helps also.

8p”

“Dave’s Blue-Flame Chili

3 qts. stewed tomatoes
3 bottles Guinness Extra Stout
2 lg. (I mean HUGE) red onions
2 tbs. minced garlic
2 sm. cans diced green chiles
2 tbs. cumin
1/2 C ancho chile powder
2 tbs. seasoned salt
1 tbs. Mexican oregano
3 tbs. cayenne pepper
1/4 C dark brown sugar
1 C masa harina
3 cubes or packets Goya beef bullion
3 lbs. beef, pork, venison or road kill
1/2lb. bacon

First, cut your meat (ouch!) into 1/2” cubes and set aside. Next, dice the onions and mince the garlic (unless you’re lazy like me and bought it in the jar). Take the bacon and dice it up into small pieces (this is most easily done if slightly frozen). Now, grab the largest frying pan you own, coat it with olive oil and get it hot. Throw in the beef (or whatever), bacon, onions, 1 tbs. garlic and 1 tbs. seasoned salt and stir until the meat is seared and the onions appear opaque. If more liquid is needed, add 1/2 bottle of Guinness to the pan and the other half to yourself. Next, throw in the 2 cans of diced green chiles, cover, turn down the heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Remove from stove and set aside.

Put tomatoes, cumin, chile powder, oregano, bullion, brown sugar, 1 tbs. garlic, 1 tbs. seasoned salt, cayenne pepper and one bottle of Guinness into a large pot and bring to a simmer, stirring constantly. It is critical not to allow the chili sauce to burn on the bottom of the pot. After 20 minutes, add the ingredients from the frying pan and continue to let simmer. Do not neglect to stir often.

Meanwhile, back at the chili pot, if the mixture has cooked down too much, add more Guinness (never add water, fish _ _ _ _ in it). Take the cup of masa harina and add (you guessed it!) enough Guinness to make a paste the consistency of pancake batter and stir into pot. This not only thickens the chili (which may be unnecessary, but you can always add more Guinness) but imparts a wonderful flavor as well.

Top your bowl of red with sharp cheddar and chopped red onion, dump some Tabasco or Crystal sauce on it if you were too timid with the cayenne and enjoy. You may want to open all the windows in the house before you go to bed.”

“Hey Fg that sounds so good I am going to print that out and try it!

8D”