Beer increases sex drive

“I hope you enjoy it.”

“I will I am going to add some of my home made hot sause to it and it will be like fire!

8)

Hummmmmmm goood!”

“Never mind the windows, ya better turn on the exhaust fan, LOL!”

“LMFAO!!!!!!

8P”

“I got heartburn just reading that recipe.

I might have to give that a try.”

“I've never won any contests with it, but I lke it better than anything else I've tried. I use a little habanero in mine, as well. I might whip some up tomorrow, bit. If I do, I'll bring you some Saturday (sans habanero).”

“wow i have fire comming out of my mouth with that one. but mmmmmm sounds good!”

“Sounds good!”

“I heard on the radio this morning about a study that showed that THC makes female mice more attractive to male female. I'll bet if they did the same study with alcohol they'd come up with similar conclusions.”

“...female mice became more attractive to male mice under the influence of THC.”

“FG, take heart,,,,mi amigo, Randy Moore from Gulf Shores is the reigning International Champion.....

You never know where that Alabama recipe might take you.”

“I tell ya, Chili. I'd be happy just to be a judge at Terlingua!”

“I can probably get you on at least the semi finals, and maybe the finals there.

If I dont do something heroic in the next few weeks, I am not going to be qualified to cook there this year and will wind up judging myself.”

“No beans in chili??? You have to be kidding me. Take your meat and fling it to the dogs.”

“Tsk tsk tsk...”

“he's probably the type that thinks chili is supposed to be spelled with two "l"'s”

“Or, god forbid, an 'e', LOL!”

“but doesnt too much beer make it kinda hard to have sex??”

“Too much chili could make it even worse, LOL!”

“LOL HAHA”

“oh god the thought of wet farts...
yuk yuk yuk”

“At least if'n ya eat REAL chili, they won't have beans in 'em...”

“ML, it depends on who drank too much beer...”

“the guy of course, we all know woman dont eat chili and drink beer only wine coolers..







hay who the heck took my friggin beer!!!”

“You're in Big Trouble now FG!

Under the auspices of the Patriot Act, your chili recipe has been reclassified as a munition by Donald and The Guys, so posting it on the Internet is now a Federal Crime. Call a lawyer Now, LOL”

“I shall retain Chili36 as my counsel.”

“Only the feds could confuse good chili with munitions.

If you want to see an example of chili that is really a hazard, go to Wendy's and get theirs. Or better yet, go get a Krystal chili pup!

Until they regulate the big names,,,,they better stay away from my poor downtrodden client whose sole purpose is to produce a "better bowl of red".

However, I do think it would be more effective to use all the alcohol for the chili cook instead of putting it in the chili.”

“That's it! I shall get more Guinness...”

“krystal chili cheese pups... GAWD.

I think I'm gonna hurl.


in a few hours.”

“Mother Goose made me eat at Krystal one night. I almost divorced her after that...”

“But you goosed her instead?”

“Did I just say that?

NAH... must've been Multiple Personality Disorder or Somethin'!


(it Was 'on topic' though...)”