fATHER jOHN'S bATH

“>"Father John's Bath"
>
> It was time for Father John's Saturday night
> bath and young Sister Magdalene Edwards had
> prepared the bath water and towels just the way
> the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene
> Edwards was also instructed not to look at Fr.
> John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever
> he told her to do, and pray.
>
> The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene
> how the Saturday night bath had done. "Oh, sister,"
> said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."
>
> "Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?"
> asked the old nun. "Well, when Fr. John was soaking
> in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was
> washing him he guided my hand down between his
> legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to
> Heaven."
>
> "Did he now," said the old nun evenly. Sister
> Magdalene
> continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key to
> Heaven
> fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened
> to
> me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal
> peace. And then Father John guided his Key to
> Heaven
> into my lock."
>
> "Is that a fact," said the old nun even more evenly.
>
> "At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the
> pathway to
> salvation was often painful and that the glory of
> the Lord
> would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did,
> it felt
> so good being saved."
>
> "That wicked old Devil," said the old nun. "He told
> me it
> was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40
years"”

“I don't know is that tasteless or funny??????

Ummmmm?????

8o”

“LOL!
Funny dude, funny. Thanks, WMB.”