EVERYONE!!....one post only

“Items in mirror may be larger than they appear”

“violin,
if you leave who will be left here to post???? hehe”

“One word: Poop Castles

Oh, sorry, that's two words!”

“ummmmm...... :)”

“Ya' can't drink all day if you don't start early in the morning! or) never let a law stand in the way of a good time!”

“.......life is 10% what you make it.....and 90% how you take it....”

“Michael, ....is there something that you want to tell me?


(Bill Murray, from the movie, Tootsie, when he encounters Dustin Hoffman trying to remove his pantyhose)”

“I wanna be a big shot and have 19 cars
I wanna have a boyfriend and a girl for laughs
But only on Saturday
6 days to be alone
With just me myself I

Joan Armatrading
Me Myself I”

“Dance as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening,
live every day as if it were your last.”

“"The horror, the horror."
Apocalypse Now”

“Wildflower posted 2x!!!”

“Nature never did betray the heart that loved her
--Wordsworth”

“and me!!!”

“Roan Mtn, here I come. That is, if anyone will reply to my thread about things to see while up there. Anyone, anyone, Bueller, anyone?”

“One post, and one post only....

OK, let me think, it has to be something really good. Something to make a good impression.

Oh, I can't take the pressure! Let me think about this some more....”

“Oh darling, it's importantant that you believe me, bop, bop, bop, bop, that it can't happen here!
Everythings safe, everythings cool.

"Do you feel as safe as Sharon Tate?"”

“Soft hair
And a velvet tongue
I wanna give you what you gave to me
And every breath that is in your lungs
Is a tiny little gift to me
It's a tiny little gift to me.

-- The White Stripes”

“Oooooooooooooooooo -
I am the Skeeeeeeeery Wooooooof Baaaaaare!






hahahah!
I skeerd yall and yall prolly peed on yer pannys!”

“Oh, Chief's was so good. Here's mine:

“A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about.”
-- Douglas Adams
(Fitting, wouldn't you say.)

Also, this one:

i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh . . . . And eyes big love-crumbs,
and possibly i like the thrill
of under me you so quite new

--e.e. cummings

Sorry, I know those were long, but we only have one post. Unless, we are law breakers, like WILDFLOWER!”

“It was drizzling and mysterious at the beginning of our journey. I could see that it was going to be one big saga of the mist. "Whooee!" yelled Dean. "Here we go!" And he hunched over the wheel and gunned her; he was back in his element, everybody could see that. We were all delighted, we all realized we were leaving confusion and nonsense behind and performing our one and noble function of the time, MOVE.




Jack Kerouac”

“Have I posted yet?”

“I have nothing witty to say.
One time I tried to be a troll but I couldn't cut it.”

“My boobs are getting saggy.”

“Don't get saucey with me Bernaise.”

“I'll bet someone back east is going, "Now why don't he write?"

Timmons - Dances with Wolves”

“Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true!”

“Chief's was good, but it was Bob Dylan, not the Byrds...

here's another:

"We always did feel the same, we just started from a different point of view..."”

“My favorite Ralph Wiggum quotes...

And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

I'm Idaho

Me fail English? That's unpossible”

“Everything's bigger in Texas!!
















Well, everything 'cept what's under them there shiny silver belt buckles. Dang! You men!”

“Why didn't you just take his shoes?”

“Paddle to paddle, and eat one handful of gorp at a time.

Peace and wisdom,
SP”

“When opportunity knocks you still have to get off your butt to open the door!

BAMA”

“pull out thos false teeth momma, I want to suck on your gums

J. Geils Band”

“I never get lost
because I don't care where I'm at
and someone always tells me where to go.”

“I never told a joke in my life.
-Andy Kaufman”

“I thought this was some kind of weird cult thread, so I've been resisting posting anything. Then I remembered, the whole web site is some kind of weird cult thing, and I'm already part of it. I think.”

“proper
planning
prevents
p!ss
poor
performance”

“So I was walking naked in the woods with a great bear of a you-know-what, when all the sudden the night struck me like a wet sack of mice right in the eye! The stars, the moon, the inky blackness that sends them to fiery relief - these things all at once filled my very soul. I knew right then and there that I could do what most appealed to me. I could be that man in the '77 opel with the bowlers shoes and the baggy pants. That schtick was formerly taken by the gregarious troll-hound known as Marvin Gardens, but here I am, right? I'm the survivor, not him. I live on, while he rots in obscurity. I am one with the forest, with the trail, with the trailtalkers.

Anyway, I know it's not comprehensible to all of you, but those of you that DO understand, well let me just say one word:

Stingray.”

“Life's an adventure sieze it! Or be BORED!

On the road of life there are those who travel and those who watch the travelers go by!

The greatest treasure in life is the smile of the woman you just pleased!”

“may the dust from my heels stick in your teeth.”

“courtesy of Nicole Hollander without permission:

Young woman:I can't stand eating in restaurants alone. People stare at me.

Older woman:No one stares at a woman alone...

Younger woman:I think I'm going to get married so I NEVER have to eat out again.

Older woman: ...if she's flossing her teeth.


25.4 microns = .001 inch



Sylvia School of languages:

Our motto: Why Learn More than You Need?

Learn the phrases most useful when traveling outside the country - in 5 languages.

1."I am not personally responsible for my government's foreign policy."

2."Take me to the real airport."


OK, I get to go backpacking this weekend, yahoo! up to Mt Jefferson Wilderness for two nights Sat and Sunday because I'm skipping out of work Monday morning because I worked so hard last Monday. Even got a victim, er, companion to come with this time. Should be great.

BTW - many great posts, I loved the poems especially!”

“You never know what you can do until you do it...then it's an event in your life that last in your heart and mind until your last days.
June 2 thru 10, 2001 , 54 miles on the AT in Ga. My greatest accomplishment so far...”

“People are friendly at 6000 ft,,,and the higher you go, the friendlier they get.”

“Live in Sacramento, Last hike was at Devils Postpile, near Mammoth Lakes about 1 week ago. Going on a 14 mile day hike this coming Sunday on the American River. Still lurk on occasion and Bp whenever I can fit it in my schedule.

Keeter Dog is slowing down.. Don't think she'll make a 14 miler in one piece.

Quote??? ummmm... Treat others like you want to be treated...”

“Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine....”

“Quintana Roo!”

“I'm still here. I'm a TT irregular.”

“i am om.....
and so are you!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”

“Because I could not stop for death,He kindly stopped for me...”

“Nothing like a little Emily to brighten your day . . . oh, damn, now I'm one of the lawbreakers. I'm sorry I posted twice. Here's something to make up for it:
“No matter how sophisticated you may be, a huge granite mountain cannot be denied--it speaks in silence to the very core of your being.”
-- Ansel Adams”