My absence

“And if you don't know what it looks like, you can get in big trouble. There are other types of nodules on cacti that you can chew for moisture, but if you're not careful you can end up walking through the southern Arizona desert for weeks.

Luckily, my survival skills are hardwired, so to speak. I was able to find shelter water and food for weeks while otherwise incapacitated.

Unfortunately, I kept reintroducing the toxin into my body when searching for water...

Weeks and weeks.”

“You have to admit that he is better than ULTRAPecker.”

“ok ok
i still want to move there....”

“Darn the luck.”

“fungi is fun!”

“what was the name of that movie about the guy eating Peyote in the desert?
altered states”

“It was no vacation, jerbear.”

“well welcome back and glad you are now safe..
what have you learned?
is there anything you wish you had done besides the ovious???”

“well they goes my evil twin again with that bad spelling//
lol”

“You were absent? We hadn't noticed.”

“I wish I had taken the shimmering blue nymph up on the offer of a ride in her spaceship.”

“Other than that, no regrets.


I ate a three pound steak when I got back.”

“sorry about that i should have made you get ino my UFO and givin you the ride of your life..





now WAKE the hell up!”

“See, that is what I like, someone who takes responsibility for his mistakes.”

“mmmhhh yes where does one find it would like to try, stay in desert, for awhile, like very much,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, find self,look at stars, enjoy just being,,,,,,, aaaahhhh yyyeeessss that it”

“No, nomad, there are things... too fearsome to mention that lay just beyond the curtains of our reality.

This is not for the uninitiated.”

“yes and doing three hits of acid, and and asking out a female office of the law, while on these three hits,,,, i'm good,,, info please,,,, p.s. went out with her for 6 months she never had a clue,,,love women in uniform,,, hehehehehe”