Secret Pals?

“My department does the "secret pal" thing. I had a note on my shop door this morning from mine. The note informed me that there's a BIG FAT steak in the lounge freezer with my name on it. I looked... it's true!

TT Secret Pals?
Could we pull it off?

Discuss it amoung youn's...”

“Nothings a secret here gojo, you should know that.

Now behind the scenes...???????”

“oh like this would really work with these nuts.

i tried to get them to say something nice but look how that turned out!!”

“I'll take a Arc'Teryx Bora 80 pack.”

“oh great who all here has my address??


i can only wait to see what id get...”

“Hey Chief, behind the scenes, it's all good and it's all (supposed to be) secret!

The mantra is "What happens on the trail, stays on the trail"

Yeah, I know, the Montana thing got carried away and I promised myself I would stay out of it and opened my mouth anyway. Too many people were jumping to too many conclusions..but I still left a lot of it there.”

“so Tex how did you like your gift?”

“be careful what you ask for Maple Leaf.”

“What if what you want is to have someone killed?”

“Then if your Secret Pal did it, you have plausible denialbility.”

“I want to backpack all the time with Evergreen!

Well I am going to be getting that soon enough but I would like to have it sooner!

8D”

“I'd like to give all of you big fat gift certificates to Campmor or REI, but alas, I'm not rich. :-(”

“How nice of you Artex.

You rock dude!

8)”

“Wouldn't that be great if your secret pal did your work so you could just sit around and cruise TT all day?”

“I think it would work if the exchange was "white elephant" gifts (straw collection anyone?).”

“If I'm going to have to be nice to someone, I want fukin credit for it!”

“All of my pals are SECRET”

“I think Biz and bacpac could be secret pals. Bacpac could try to give her stuff and in return she could give him whatfor!”

“Dear bacpac,

Pls see smartest dog thread”

“corp. nasty if your going to get anyone something you could get them,
buy a hot dog get one free.
thena nice lay down on the ground for a couple of mins....


pathman,
you are correct!
i did ask for something and i did get it in the mail. so you are my secret pal!!!

so yes this could and can work”

“Okay secret pal, I'm waiting (taps foot on floor)


I'm still waiting (taps foot on floor more emphatically)


I'M STILL WAITING (TAPS FOOT ON FLOOR WITH EMPHASIS)

WELL???”

“UUUUUMMMMMM its in the mail”

“I already have a secret pal. She is with me all the time. I tell her all my secrets and she promises that my enemies will suffer horrible diseases and their body parts will start to fall off.”

“Wow pepperDog, I am suddenly very glad I've only said nice things to you on this forum. I'm putting a permanent note on my monitor now so that will always be the case. Please put in a nice word for me with your secret pal?

¦ ) <------- cute 'pretty please?' face.”

“Skully is very smart. Skully's body parts are safe.”

“Thank you pepperDog!”

“hay pepperdog,
hello there and how are you feeling today?
good i hope!
NO i dont want to meet your secret friend! but thank you anyway.”

“Maple Leaf's body parts aren't as safe as Skully's.”

“what??
and why not???”

“I ain't talkin'”

“My secret friend feels a bit dissed by your last entry.

I am feeling fine, thanks for asking.”

“Well your secret friend has exquisite choice in friends and, I'm sure, is a wonderful person.

Phew, ... I think I escaped that dire fate!”

“"My secret friend feels a bit dissed by your last entry.

I am feeling fine, thanks for asking."
pepperDog
11:46:58 AM
08/07/02




ok what did i do know??”

“I'm not afraid of you or your secret friend. Besides I have extra body parts. I have a siamese twin”

“when i am going
'round the bend
i got a wild
imaginary friend
when i am driven
up the wall
my old friend
he comes to call
mister whisper's
here again
mister whisper's
here again
he's back
in his apartment
in my head
he's back
in his apartment
like i said

just when life
can't get much worse
he tells me
reassuring things
says i'm the
center of the universe
says i'm as good as
presidents and kings

mister whisper's
here again
mister whisper's
here again
i think
i can control him
but instead
mister whisper
takes control
guides my heart
and rides my soul
the minute that
he steps
inside my head

just when i am
sure he'll stay
they shoot me
with a bolt or two
they try to drive
my mister friend
away
and damn it all
they nearly always do

mister whisper
don't go 'way
mister whisper
won't you stay
it get so lonely
wish
that i were dead
listen whisper
please don't go
listen whisper
don't you know
i'd rather
madness
than this sadness
in my head

the thought
he'll leave
bitterly burns
and my despondence
grows
as soon as lonely
lonely sanity
returns
and old mister
old mister whisper
goes.”

“can you say
"i take heavy duty drugs"”

“Maple Leaf takes heavy duty drugs.”

“Wally Hickel had a little friend, used to be a secret then and he got on 60 minutes and told the world about him.”

“pepperDog's secret friend tells her that the prescribed drugs are unnecessary.”

“Biz is my secret Pal?

I don't think so. I would rather have Marvin sending me earth worms.”

“Earthworms with little teeny-tiny tinfoil hats.”

“I think it would have to be a tin foil suit. They don't really have brains to protect, but nerve cords that run the length of the worm.

Earthworm Model”

“ohh yuk
im tring to eat here you guys...”

“Geez that was nothing. I've seen grosser stuff on my windshield after taking a drive in the country on a summer's evening.”

“Stop eating while we're trying to discuss earthworms!”

“bitpusher,
please i dont want to see it.....”

“oh, that's what all the ladies say, right bitpusher?

eeeeehehehehe!! ;-)”

“well, it is rather hideous...”

“They might say it, but they don't mean it.”

“Great thread but I forget what it was all about. My grandson has a friend--his name is Nothing. Nothing does everything but eat. I get in trouble for sitting on Nothing or not leaving room for him.”