Name that troll

“ULTRAPacker=
Corporal Nasty=
Tommy Gun=
Marvin Gardens=
Troll Number 81=
Father Goose=
Spock=
UGH=
Violin=”

“What about me ???”

“how can you name the nameless?”

“Father Goose a troll ??

I had lunch with him a few weeks ago ... wish I had known.”

“Beer=?”

“LOL, MDS. I stand accused of being a troll by the newest troll on the board. I say we tear its bridge down!”

“I don't know FG, a troll named beer? I say we drink it! Everybody drink a cold one and make beer disappear. YEA!!!”

“you know now im pissed!!!
first i was not on the I hate this month thread
now in not on the troll list.
thats it screw you guys im taking my toys and going home!!”

“She wants to screw us all? Me first (I hate sloppy seconds)!”

“This thread is going down the hole.”

“Pun intended?”

“Eighth post, a tad late, but still pretty early.”

“Pun.”

“This started out as a degenerate thread, LOL. :-)”

“Then we have to say something that makes sense to screw it up.

Anybody know how to say something that makes sense?

Newgirl, ... you out there?”

“i shall leave you all to your own thoughts!”

“And shamefully lascivious and prurient thoughts they are!”

“Happy not to see me on troll or hated list, likewise didn't get why FG was considered a troll.”

“Quick - let's turn it into a gear thread!!”

“Anybody use one of those bright orange trowels? Why the heck are they that color? Are they afraid you will lose it?”

“I liked FG's idea better.”

“No bitpusher, they just want everyone to see it in your hand so you can be mocked by your camp-mates. It's like having TP stuck to your shoe or your skirt tucked into your pantyhose. The person who made the color decision laughs at us all every night before going to bed.”

“Trolls to trowels, ... too logical!”

“I went to the gardening section and got a nice black one. It's good hard ABS plastic, so it's good for digging shallows graves..oops, I shouldn't have said that in an open forum, should I?”

“Men! You can't live with 'em, you can't bury them in a shallow grave it'll really wreck your finger nails. Unless you have the proper tool for the proper job!

Moooooowahahahahahahaha!”

“thats why there is a wood choppers!!”

“Take my wife, please. Oh, somebody already did. Dumb stiff!”

“by the way geo,
what ever happened to her. i just saw her last week then she just disapperd???

ps. did you ever get that cool looking shovle you were talking about?


whats up with that?”

“ref. Fargo, wood chippers don't really work all that well on bodies.

Might I suggest this:

”

“I think you're all trolls. Every last cottin pickin one of you! TT has been taken over by Trolls who occasionally troll as real people.
Ban everyone!!!!”

“all right ive been banned!!!!


wwwooooowwwoooohhhh”

“No, not you Maple Leaf, but everyone else is banned!”

“TS TS!”

“Never seen an orange one. Most all of my pack towels are dark blue, except the very first ones I got from LL Bean, which were light blue.

Hmmm... an orange one might be handy for emergency signalling, like if you were being 'stomped into a shallow grave,' as the law enforcement types are wont to say...”

“My emergency whistle is orange. why would that be? It hanging on my dang neck or backpack, not like its hard to find.”

“trowel...not towel....”

“what?
are you kidding?
tell me its not true?
OMG
ok what does a girl have to do to get banned around here?”

“You were already banned as Wildflower. 'course, I was banned too, now that I think of it.”

“not troll, not trowel nor towel nor... Huh?

POTTY MOUTH!



whistle?

Oh...



TWEET! TWEEEEET!

Everybody out of the jellow before you get a cramp!”

“I knew it. I got a medal the other day for my services, and now the public spits on me. How did I make the troll list?”

“That blue trowel post got me all excited - I'd love to replace that bright orange trowel that I try to be inconspicuous with as head out of camp with a blue one.”

“Way to go Tilt, we finally get around to a serious discussion on the color of our $%#@ trowels and you turn it into a TOWEL thread.

I think you've been looking at the stars so much, your vision is suffering. You know what they say about night blindness getting progressively worse..better stick to using your fingers to do the walking. *EG*

Want me to show you how? *smiles sweetly*”

“You know us Georgia fans; We Hate Everthing Orange, LOL

About those phantom Blue Trowels... Isn't there some kind of paint that'll stick to that plastic? You could probably have a trowel that looked like Janis Joplin's Porsche, <VBG>.


Well, you know the ubiquitous question... "Can I just do it 'til I need glasses?"... ?

Okay, NOW WHAT?!?”

“Svetlina=lizs
Allwoman=Biz
ULTRAPacker=Marvin Gardens=Spock=???
Petri dish=???”

“What about Sargent Hartman?
Been demoted to Corporal Nasty?”

“Rumplestiltskin”

“Geobeet = Geobeet

Like Hot Dog Johnny's, I am not associated with any other.”

“Kleetn = Phaedrus”

“Trekker John=nigal
lizzy2=AmyG
troll420=Super Troll
troll number 81=Super Troll
all other trolls=Super Troll, the godhead of all trolls”

“This game is too hard!

8D”