scorpio's rule

“all other signs eat your heart out because we rule and you droll!!


they say that a scorpio will love you as equally as they will hate you.”

“Leo's rule; scorpios bite!”

“nope, scorpios don't bite, they inject poison. ah, cha, cha.”

“Yep, scorpios are the ones to watch out for.
You really don't want us taking over!”

“you see treebait, there all a bunch of chickens!”

“I had a relationship with a Scorpio guy for a very long time. We alternated between being passionatley in love and hating each other guts - no in between. Two Scorpios together is not a good combination!”

“No kidding, bad combo! We are the sign of extremes after all.”

“Scorpios talk about ruling. Capricorns actually rule the universe.”

“3o

^
Bull”

“Cool pitcher, there, Pathman.

Inka Dinka Do to you too.


Hmmm. I dated another Capricorn a couple of years ago. Our birthdays were one day apart and it was just as Twigeater described the situation between Scorpios.

This is why I stay with ASTRONOMY, lol”

“Oh hell, I thought this was going to be something like Hazen's equation!
Yes, I think scorpios are very droll!”

“Scorpios certainly rule! We're mean, BUT

sometimes fair..... lol.”

“Of course Scopios rule, that is natures way of ensuring all will be right with the world.....or else!!”

“Scorpios rule...the 8th House!

"8th-House of Sex. It represents sexual behavior, regeneration, death, reincarnation, shared resources. This is one of the mystical houses, the others being the fourth and the twelfth. This house governs surgery, death and psychic powers."”

“That explains a lot.”

“As a Scorpio, I well know Scorpio's Rule: "You will do what I say, like it and not freak out, even when it gets a little weird."

yup!”

“I always wondered how those little green lines got on those pages.”

“aaaahahahaha!! look what i just found...

MEDITATION FOR A SCORPIO

Picture yourself near a running stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air. No one knows your secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world". The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is crystal clear.... You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water.”

“YES! That's perfect!”

“Well don't make us guess. WHO WAS IT???”

“My dad.”

“PYCHO SQUIRREL”

“Nah, not the squirrel. My parents have problems with squirrels, I hate roaches. Then there's my dad...most miserable old cuss you've ever met, 'til you meet his dad, my grampa!”

“I've met some pretty miserable old cusses. In fact, I worked for several. My goal is to outlive them. I'm succeeding. Then there will be the little matter of a one-person beer bust over their grave, and you know what happens after so many beers!”

“There's one inherent problem with trying to outlive an old cuss: remember the phrase "the more you complain, the longer God lets you live." My dad and grampa will never die, but the people around them may kill themselves trying to get away.”

“That's what we thought about my pop too. Now he's offering unsolicited advice to the gods (or the other guys, we're not sure).

When I visit my mom I try to fill in for him and tell her what she's doing wrong in her life. We always have a good laugh.”

“well it's getting closer to our time to rule right Lyra?


who has a birthday in Oct and Nov?


mine is

Nov 20th”

“Nov. 2
You don't need to know the year.”

“I didnt give mine so im not asking.


J/K LOL
:)”

“Scorpios Rule, and this one is taking a bunch of people into the woods soon. mooooohahahahaha!”

“Mine's Nov. 4. We can be nasty, but are VERY LOYAL AND LOVING. So there. Moooooooooooohahahaha!!!”

“mine is Nov 22th which can be a scorpio or a sagittarius depending on which horoscope you look at.”

“Great. I've been looking for the ruler. I wish to register a complaint!”

“Lizs, you share the date with my mother. She was born a tad sooner than you were though.”

“yes, we do rule...even if we are just barely scorpios...Oct. 24...”

“I once worked as a cashier and i must have peeved off the lady cause she started screaming "where is your ruler, where is your ruler" you have to say it with a thick accent
not a clue at first what she was talking about. then it clicked, she was looking for my Boss.

I got a giggle out of that.”

“The rest of us had better let them think they rule - they are so dang sensitive they would all burst into tears if we don't.”

“Maybe they do rule. I always wondered how those little green lines got onto the page so straight and even.”

“Nov. 15, right around the corner. So's 31, lol!”

“i was reading the Scorpio section of this book called *Sex Signs* the other day (which was super-awesome, by the way), and the intro began with this:

"When she is good, she is very, very good
And when she is bad, she is horrid."
--Nursery Rhyme

LMAO!! i thought that was perfect.”

“so what is a sagittarius, I am on the cusp so i will go with the one I like the best”

“I agree with most stuff I read about the sign, which often says: Loyal as hell, but vindictive to the bitter end when wronged. LOL! Been there, done that....”

“you're not really on the cusp, unless you were born at the exact minute that the signs were changing...or so i hear. if you know the time of your birth, you should be able to figure out which sign you really are. i don't intimately know any Sagitariuses, so i'm not sure about them...

you Scorpio girls should REALLY read that Sex Signs book, if you ever get a chance.”

“It says here in your horoscope that most scorpios are murdered!”

“We are weird.”

“Hey! What about us Scorpio guys!”

“Look at my post, SS!”

“sorry, that book only applies to the girls!

wait, are you a Scorpio, bit, or a Sagitarius?”

“Saggitarius, so, if you ever want to, you know, get to know one intimately...

oh wait, I'm still married, dammit...”