scorpio's rule

“i'm not telling! :)”

“Remember everyone, more scorpios die a violent death than any other sign!”

“Today's horoscope
“Most Scorpios are murdered! :)”
Treebeard”

“"And the crowd goes wild for the hottie Scorpios in the house this month..."


My favorite time of the year :)

Yeah, Scorpios rock and the rest of ya suck ;)”

“SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.






funny but a little dirty
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“AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tigh”

“bad maple, baddddd”

“LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an a$$hole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.”

“whats the matter roam,to close to home?


hehehe”

“What are these damn non SCORPIOS doing on our thread?
Go away! Go away! ;-)”

“grrrrrrr!”

“Scorpios Scuck!

Saggitarians RULE!!”

“CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered #&%!$ and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.


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thats just not right! Bad Maple!”

“pfffffft!
what's a Saggitarian's claim to fame, Ghoulderman - people DON'T want to murder you? who cares!”

“I knew I had something in common with Potty Mouth.”

“"Scuck" is part of the Saggitarians' secret language, you know, like our other special words: adsflk lds;kjfl lkslkdjo and ajdkfs....”

“Oh yeah,

but how is your Feng Shui ????”

“Scorpios still rule and the rest just drool

:)”

“I only drool a little bit and only in my sleep.”