Boy am I in trouble,,,

“Went to the Sammy Hagar & David Lee Roth show.(Sammy rocked the house)
I went with some buds who had tickets, I got in the back door because I have a pal who works backstage-
We had exchanged cell numbers to keep in touch during the show-
We got separated-
A pretty girl asked me to light her smoke- I did...
She offered me what I thought was a hug to thank me...
She KISSED me instead..
I was shocked,and thrilled,
So I thought I would call my buds-The music was loud-the numbers got crossed and I called my home--could not hear the person on the other end-so I proceed to yell where the F**k are you guys and I just got a kiss...
Well-
Well-
You can imagine....

RSVP”

“u--oooo! was it your wife?? or parents??”

“I would have hoped for Mom-she would have covered me.”

“oh yea that's rich. go for the 1 touch dial i guess”

“Can you say eunuch?”

“Ouch.”

“Way to go dude!

8D”

“Michael Anthony played with Sammy-”

“Mrs. Josh Man was very understanding-
The show was sponsored by Cabo Wabo Tequilla...”

“it's ok i've done worse. good, good woman u got if it she let's it slide”

“*HIGH FIVE*...hot damn...and you got the balls to call home about it!!!!....I nominate you to the Order of the Golden #&%!$. This is the highest honor awarded to members of the HMWHC. Although this award may have to be presented posthumously”

“I was at the show too man! It totally rocked! Both Dave & Sammy kicked ass!”

“DOOOH!”

“See the thread 'Measure twice cut once' hahaha”

“More DOA than RSVP...”

“No comment...”

“Alcohol, MJ and cell phones don't mix....”

“OK.... here's what you do Josh my man.. you make up an innocent sounding cover story and post it on TT, hoping that she'll see it and buy it. Make it sound like it was just an innocent surprise kiss or something. Then we'll promise not to do anything that blows it for you, yeah thats right... we'll all help you support your cover story.”

“Oooops!”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!
Good one Ped!!”

“Can you spell

P

U

T

z”

“Sorry dude. You're screwed.

Or probably Not, <G>.”

“I think you spell it.

J

O

S

H

!”

“The ol silver-tongue devil is at it again!”

“you got that right...in all my "stupidity" while I was married...I NEVER was that stupid.

Not that I am calling YOU stupid Josh, just what you did was really, REALLY dumb.”

“It was no dumber than coming home from the Baltimore Block at 5 a.m. with Blaze Starr's feather duster hanging out of my pocket and her perfume permeating my clothing and saying, "But dear, she's a living legend!"”

“you can say to her "at least you know im hot and that other woman still want my body!"

that should either shout her up are make her laugh for the week while your sleeping on the couch...




dumb dumb”

“It might be on hold for a bit while Mrs. Josh cools down!!!”

“the thing to weigh on your mind is that she now has a get outta jail free coupon in her back pocket...who knows when it'll pop out..gota love it!”

“Aww, c'mon you all, light'en up on the guy! Sounds like she "attacked" him, not the other way around. While one could argue he could have fended off the perpetrator better, such an incident can take one off guard (especially if she's hot).”

“yeah, but he got caught red handed bragging about it.”

“Just what every woman wants to hear from her man: "Hi honey, I just got smooched by a hot young thing!"

Opie hit the nail on the head. Shows he's been there, done that! The chickens will come home to roost.”

“LOL Opie, how true! Wonder how Joshman will react when she uses that card.”

“I deserve all the dirt-I am scum-
I have to reach up to touch bottom-I play hand ball against the curb-

I was taken by surprise-before and after.
I married a saint...





She was a cutie-
must have been blind & dumb also”

“and you reached up to touch bottom? man you are in trouble now!”

“oh you are a low lying snake!!

go sleep with Psycho Squirrel
and get shot by geobeet


just kidding (except for the snake part)”

“JOSH, you know that she is going to frequently search your sock drawer, coat pockets, pants pockets, glove compartment and briefcase now. Stash little cards and presents addressed to her in BOLD LETTERS, in said places and repeated tell her that you love her. This would work for me... the first time at least.”

“She should be grateful she is married to such a desirable mensch (and don't let her forget it!) Geez, she should be kissing up to you.”

“Oh geez, Lyndy, you are devious!



gotta remember that one...”

“It could be worse...
You could be my cousin who has worked for a Co for almost 20 years. Got a call from his boss while dining with a friend but forgot to turn off his cell phone. His boss heard all the "ripping" my cousin said after the call.

He was "let go" last week.”

“You are right, she is a saint. My advice would be to marry her but you've done that already. Now is the time to show her how much you appreciate that fact. Do what LyndyS said.”

“Right you are Skully-
you've heard how jealous she is before.
Great advice-She knows she has nothing to worry about.
She won't play games either...She knows where the knives are...”

“Satan has no fury like a woman scorned...or some such thing.

Josh, I would try to view it from the other side. How would you feel if your drunken wife accidentally called you and told you she got kissed. You are gonna be in the #&%!$heap for a while. Better you than me.

BTW I wouldnt try to make it up to her just to stay outta trouble, I would try to fix it out of genuine repentance...

my $.02”

“Believe me I can and do see the other side-I was not seeking the incident and I probably would have told her anyway when I got home.
The shock was my dumb a$$ way of reporting the incident.
She knows the pain I suffered in anticipation of returning home to an empty house.
I had had a few, but I was not wiped out. At $7.00 & $8.00 a pop I can't deal with too many-
The other party seemed to have had about $100.oo worth.
She and her buddies got a real laugh out of the look on my face,I think they were playing a game.”