my girlfriend is the beast

“lol newgirl....”

“well she was a cute blonde.....”

“Crazy Narc Backpacks?”

“CMB's not the only one to narc on that guy. He posted the same pic under the name "Bude" on a different thread. I'm guessing Mommy only lets him on the Internet on weekends.”

“Stratdewd, it was the hand lotion reference and then the beasts w/ breasts reference. I'm ruined for life.”

“so does that mean your ready for me now?”

“LOL @ Dirty!”

“I was just being silly and I always smile when you say the breast thingie:)”

“My Girlfriend Is The Beast....you mean 666. Not that's scary.”

“the breast thingie! the breast thingie! the breast thingie!
:-)”

“nipple”

“you can say nipple on here, but you can't look at one!









you can prick your finger but DOOOOOON'T finger yer prick!



LMAO0o0oOoOoO00oOOoO ! ! !”

“I read TT and most of the time I can find what I`m after
Thanks Lyra sweetie, for the smiles and the laughter
no wonder Tarpy doesn`t post here like he did before
he`s got you to keep him happy, he doesn`t need this anymore”

“oh, that is SO sweet! LOL! i think i ruined his reputation, that's the main reason. ;-) also, i only untie him for an hour or so a day.”

“Nipple is a really weird word.”

“Never ending love and all of those promises made
you gota add to the fire of romance, if not, it`ll fade
moments of heated passion are too quickly spent
keepin` Tarpy tied up`s one way to exact that rent
men are dogs after all and dat Tarpy does love da bone
I can see it now, you hit the door sayin` momma`s home
no I can`t see it, but I think I can tell
Tarpy`s one up on us, in a lover`s jail”

“well said,, bigfoot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,”

“>>>>>batting eyelashes<<<<<

well, he DID pull my hair the other day...i guess maybe he DOES like me! and then he tried to suffocate me, and then he bit me a few times...oh yeah, he's got it bad! (don't worry, i wrassled him up real good, sarabelle-style, yo.) LOL!”

“He is showin`-out, cuttin`-up, or wilder`n-hell
say he hits ya, bites ya and pulls your pig-tail
I don`t know where boys come up with it, it`s not taught in school
but, the minute a boy starts likin` a girl, he starts out actin` a fool
Keep Tarpy away from sharp things and hide the super-glue
he has a strange ways of showin` it, but the boy loves you”

“A Fun Collection of Beastly Numbers 666


Biblical Number of the Beast
660 Approximate Number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman Numeral of the Beast
665 Number of the Beast's Older Brother
667 Number of the Beast's Younger Sister
668 Number of the Beast's Neighbor
999 Number of the Australian Beast
333 Number of the Semi-Beast
66 Number of the Downsized Beast
6, uh..., I forget Number of the Blond Beast
666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9997856 Number of the Beast on a Pentium
0.666 Number of the Millibeast
X / 666 Beast Common Denominator
0.00150150... Reciprocal of the Beast
-666 Opposite of the Beast
666i Imaginary Number of the Beast
6.66 x 102 Scientific Notation of the Beast
25.8069758... Square Root of the Beast
443556 Square of the Beast
1010011010 Binary Number of the Beast
1232 Octal of the Beast
29A Hexidecimal of the Beast
2.8235 Log of the Beast
6.5913 Ln of the Beast
1.738 x 10289 Anti-Log of the Beast
00666 Zip Code of the Beast
666@hell.org E-mail Address of the Beast
www.666.com Website of the Beast
1-666-666-6666 Phone & FAX Number of the Beast
1-888-666-6666 Toll Free Number of the Beast
1-900-666-6666 Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts!
Only $6.66 per minute! [Must be over 18!]
666-66-6666 Social Security Number of the Beast
Form 10666 Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast
66.6% Tax Rate of the Beast
6.66% 6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell
($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee)
$666/hr Billing Rate of the Beast's Lawyer
$665.95 Retail Price of the Beast
$710.36 Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax
$769.95 Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!)
$55.50 Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments
Phillips 666 Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal)
Route 666 Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!)
666 mph Speed Limit on the Beast's Highway
6-6-6 Fertilizer of the Beast
666 lb cap Weight Limit of the Beast
666 Minutes Weekly News Show about the Beast (airs daily from
Midnight to 11:06 a.m., on Cable Channel 666, of course)
666o F Oven Temperature for Cooking "Roast Beast"
666k Retirement Plan of the Beast
666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast
Windows 666 Bill Gates' Personal Beast Operating System
#666666 Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this table!)
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666-I BMW of the Beast
IAM 666 License Plate Number of the Beast
Formula 666 All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast
WD-666 Spray Lubricant of the Beast
DSM-666 (rev) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
66.6 MHz FM Radio Station of the Beast
666 KHz AM Radio Station of the Beast
66 for 6 A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket)
6 for 66 Bowling Figures of the Beast
6/6/6 Birthday of the Beast (but in which century?)”

“argh!”

“Beast can be a good thing. Just like "Argh!" can be a good thing. I mean if you're into that kind of stuff.

Did you break free and was it good for you?”