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my girlfriend is the beastView Messagesshe has....... “red pupils & horns that get bigger when she's mad & she likes to make me swim in boiling oatmeal!” 10:59:13 AM 8/08/02 “stratdewd what on earth are you doing dating my wife?” 11:02:52 AM 8/08/02 “DOM, you married my ex-wife!” 11:04:08 AM 8/08/02 “The gal sure gets around dont she?” 11:06:19 AM 8/08/02 “It's all my fault. If I'd have shot her I'd be out by now.” 11:08:00 AM 8/08/02 “no geo, i tried that.....it only pisses her off! BAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAD IDEA! ! ! ! !” 11:09:44 AM 8/08/02 “funny....I have made that exact same observation.” 11:09:55 AM 8/08/02 “Is this another CMB/Evergreen thread?? lol” 11:16:23 AM 8/08/02 “LMFAO!!!!! 8D” 11:30:11 AM 8/08/02 “When I was married to her, the Game Commission tried to fine me for keeping a wild animal.” 11:32:15 AM 8/08/02 “you guys are so mean!!” 11:36:36 AM 8/08/02 “Geo, did they at least tag her so her movements can be tracked?” 11:47:05 AM 8/08/02 “They tried to, but she bit and scratched them so bad they had to retreat. When they got out the tranquilizer gun, she attacked them and their truck. Never did see them boys again!” 12:02:37 PM 8/08/02 All that's irrelevant “Does she swallow?” 12:17:35 PM 8/08/02 “With those fangs you want to know whether she swallows?” 12:19:01 PM 8/08/02 “Mock ye not my sister!” 1:55:26 PM 8/08/02 “ok beast666 you have way to much time on your hands to have found that website. go out into the sunlight and dont come home until you have a nice tan!!” 1:57:40 PM 8/08/02 “Yeah, her brother would come, drink up all the beer, make a mess of everything, and leave after the fridge was empty. What a slob!” 2:01:30 PM 8/08/02 “sorry! GEEZ!!!” 4:18:44 PM 8/08/02 “666...?” 9:04:43 PM 8/08/02 “Small world, eh guys? LOL” 11:07:43 PM 8/08/02 “Reminds me of the Pete Seeger song where his wife dies and a few days later some devils appear and tell him his wife is tearing up he11. Think the song is called "Teroo."” 8:48:53 AM 8/09/02 “OMG i think she is now married to my ex... she goes by the name Karen but i know who she really is!!! ps. just to be sure does she sleep hanging upside down?” 8:51:22 AM 8/09/02 “No, I don't think my ex ever slept. She just lurked.” 9:06:37 AM 8/09/02 “naw she just lays in bed all day cursing and spewing vomit all over the place. I just figure its normal behavior for a woman.” 10:59:56 AM 8/09/02 “That's her; that's Broomhilda, my ex. Ya gotta run fer yer life while there's still time! Oh the humanity!!!” 11:01:35 AM 8/09/02 “well thats what I get for shopping in the second hand wives store.” 11:09:27 AM 8/09/02 “"swim in boiling oatmeal" That's one way to put it...” 11:12:14 AM 8/09/02 “whoops... I just realised.... the future next mrs dirty could be reading this... hummmmm.... could be bad.” 11:12:19 AM 8/09/02 “Screwed before you even get your clothes off!!!” 11:13:46 AM 8/09/02 “"Was it good for you?" she said sweetly.” 11:14:24 AM 8/09/02 “newgirl hasnt posted yet so there is still hope after all :?” 2:13:16 PM 8/09/02 “i was goin for a visual phaed, lol” 6:18:37 PM 8/09/02 “HEY MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O” 5:55:06 PM 9/15/02 GLUNG! “yeah she's looks really mean.....” 5:55:17 PM 9/15/02 NARC, cmb! “here nippy, nippy, nippy! I normally dont post to this Bull sh!!t!” 5:56:31 PM 9/15/02 lol prowler “surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre ya don't, we believe you... CMB......shhhhh” 5:57:57 PM 9/15/02 “LOL” 5:58:48 PM 9/15/02 “LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8)” 5:59:20 PM 9/15/02 “its better than imaginin tilt and artex nekkid!” 6:00:45 PM 9/15/02 “Mmmmmmmm, "milk", it does a body good:)” 7:07:01 PM 9/15/02 Where`s Lyra? “Isn`t that supposed to be, my girlfriend is breast?” 7:08:55 PM 9/15/02 “lmao!” 8:06:41 PM 9/15/02 “Too funny! 8)” 8:12:05 PM 9/15/02 “What happened to that nice looking photo? I wanted to look at it again before I went off to work.” 7:28:39 AM 9/16/02 “the narc has comunicated!!” 7:52:03 AM 9/16/02 way ta go CM! “geesh man, i got a new bottle of hand lotion and everything!” 8:21:48 AM 9/16/02 “Oh sick.” 10:02:11 AM 9/16/02 “so wait, when Big Foot thinks of beasts, he thinks of me, and then he thinks of breasts?? weird! ;-D” 10:50:20 AM 9/16/02 “Oh sick.” 10:55:45 AM 9/16/02
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