Propose Online?

“and all Geobeet could do when I asked for a proposal was stammer. Course........ IT WAS FUN TO SEE HIM NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!

And now bacpac has come out of the closet. Whatever will happen next?!?! YIKES!”

“anorexia is when you simply don't eat (to stay skinny), bulimia is when you eat and then throw it up (to stay skinny), get your dam(sic) crazy #&%!$ neurotic selves together, man

Question to a friend: So, do you have mulitiple personality disorder then?
Friend: No, We are all perfectly fine and sane.

Yeah, why ruin a good honeymoon by getting married? Sheeeesh, leave it alone, if it's going good then leave it be”

“Whatever will
happen next?!?! YIKES!"
lizs

Well, lets see. Perhaps you could met me for coffee around the 21st, 22nd, or 23rd. I'll be in Iowa, again, returning my daughter for another year of higher(?) education.”

“aka nowslimmer”

“Will you have me like I am now and let things be
or, will you take me for everything I have, hope to have and then up leave me
will you love me forever and us never part
or, will you just jump right in and break my heart
will you promise to love me forever and a day
or, will you just mouth the words and do it your way
will you be honest with your love and keep it true
or, are you gonna make me sorry about this like you always do
will this be a marrage made in Heaven and our love burn brighter than the stars
or, will you just stay long enough to get the money, the house, the kids and both cars
will you promise not to wake me from this love I think we have, if I`m only dreaming
or, will the honey I love you be one day replaced with your awful crying and screaming
will you just love me now and for always, if you will love, just say I do
you may one day forget, but I will never forget how much I`m in love with you
will you always hold me, make wild monkey love me, kiss me like a bandit and us always swap spit
wait just a minute, why is it wedding cake changes women, what was I thinking, just forget it”

“no money, no honey!”

“Where is my bride to be?

I wanna snickers.”

“Here I thought it was Crazy Mike talking to Evergreen. Oh, yeah, Crazy Mike, the cult leader, is on the barf barge to Isle Royale!”

“I couldn`t help myself, I just wanted to play!LOL”

“Clearly Big Foot intends to challenge my betrothal.”

“That`s your woman:)”

“Cut me a huss.

Can a fella get a break?

I got cold feet.

MATT! Ixnay on the Marrigaay.

Kapeesh!?!”

“<ARRGH>

CAPICE, dammit.

Ice T wannabe...”

“Tilt - I only read the first paragraph of that link. I did not care for the language. It reminds me of a sign I saw years ago:

"Having nothing to say, he swore."*

*Roseland YMCA men's locket room wall, Chicago, IL, 1948.”

“spelling: locker room”

“the YMCA men's locker room?

hmm....”

“radagast - Good point and appropiate in this case. But yes, some YMCA's have faciities for women. They are more like neighborhood recreation sites.

Reminds me of an incident in Baltimore back in June of 1955. I was refused a room at the "Y," even though I offered to double-up. They were laughing hysterically. I had missed the YMCA by a couple of blocks and walked into the YWCA.”

“Guess you didn't get to rest your head at the 'Y', eh?”

“And now for total and complete thread degradation -

bacpac - NO.”

“I gettin drunk tonite.”

“Buy a Snicker's (r) to go with your 12 pak. ;-)”

“I usually get a Mars bar with my 12 pac :-(”

“Well, whatnever, Mars Bar, that's ok, my compant makes then TOO!!

;-)”

“So yer saying there's a chance :-)”

“There's a very good chance you can get a 12 pack and a Mars bar tonight, but first you have to get out from in front of that computer screen. Enjoy yourself!!! *grin*”

“:-(”

“Haven't you two gotten a room yet?”

“No, at our ages, playing hard to get is the best form of foreplay!

So, did ya get that 12 pac yet?”