Need a job? Got Boobs?

“General Help
BUNGALOW CLUB NOW HIRING, DANCERS, SERVERS, & DJ'S. Age 18 or older. Day Time Number 931-468-2881, after 5:30Pm 931-468-2496.
Published in The Huntsville Times on 08/04”

“I was looking for jobs online and came across this. Think they will hire me?”

“H'mm put them up to the screen...”

“Go there in a wheelchair and when they don't hire you Miss Opie you'll be rich!!”

“Miss Opie, just post a picture of yourself in the buff and we will let you know whether you should apply or not.
Any other ladies from Southern Tennessee or Northern Alabama who want to apply should post there pics here also. We have a fine group of people who will be glad to give our opinion.”

“How much experience do you have?”

“Hell no they wont hire you. You're underqualified from what I can see.”

“I dunno what the cause is...but everytime MO walks in my door the clothes start peeling off...hmm they are hiring dj's too...mmmmmm”

“I was joking at applying there. I just love the name, it cracks me up.

And what do you mean by underqualifed ultrapacker?”

“he's a troll miss opie..they feed off of getting pple riled up...they sit around chatting as 5 different pple at the same time..really sad..ignore em”

“I dig boobs!!
Have yall seen the hooters on that Tonya chick from Big Brother 3? OH MY GOD!!!!!
I can't believe they actually voted her out. She is so HOT!!!”

“i really don't think any women should help that line of thinking(the job). i still run into guys who really believe women are inferior.”

“Trik1, you mean they're not? :o)”

“wha??..did i miss a memo?...not inferior?...Trik1..if you are male..you are to turn over your HMWHC card immediately...you will be issued your mangina shortly thereafter!!



pple..i'm jk!!!”

“stanlee what are u insane or single?!”

“opie, my wife is intelligent, fun, incredibly pretty, successful, independent







(and reads my mail sometimes)”

“if some fems don't get here 1 day and stomp your gutz. i'll have to change MY outlook”

“Got a Job? Need Boobs?”

“You know, I just can't post on this thread without offending someone. I just hope that those of you who focus on hooters all the time and think that women are inferior, never have daughters of your own. It would surely be damaging for the daughters.”

“...don't take it so hard. Just because we admire certain (what the hell am I talking about - all!) parts of female anatomy doesn't mean we think y'all are inferior in any way. Au contraire, mon cher'!”

“I don't know, maybe daughters would be the best things for these animals. I f they could find a mate.”

“ROFLMFAO, what Tilt said.

The ultimate boob job!”

“They are the nourishment of our future children. It's in the genetic interest of the species that we check them out.

Men are only safegarding the human race by going to strip clubs and the like.

You heard it here first.”

“What philosiphers we have in our misdts.”

“yip yip ah-woooooooooooo. alpha mentality runs amok”

“that's all you gals got? in defense of your own honor.

chivalry is ded”

“This thread discriminates against men!

The Boob Nazi

"No boobs for you! Now leave!"”

“ha ha ha ha ha”

“Huh? They must have been talking about man-boobs all this time.”

“Lordy, where's raddy? He must be on a hike. Boobs were mentioned and he hasn't put in his two cents worth of dribble, I mean drivel ;0)”

“Now you went and said "man boobs"!


I'm going to send you the therapist bill.”

“man boobs = man bras”

“not necessarily, sometimes it just takes a lot of beer...

”

“Riding in Cars with Boys

"You can't negotiate my boobs, dad"”

“i'm more of an ass man.....”

“The sweet young thing OPIE spoke of would never consider a job at such a place,,,even though they used to say the gals started at $800 week plus tips-”

“I want to apply for the position of talent scout!”

“yum”

“I'm reportin' you!!

:D”

“LMAO!!!


Mmmmmm... boobs... *homer drool*”

“just immagine what them babies would look like with shoulder and sternum straps mashin em together! Good lawd!”

“Hey where did you get that picture of me?!”

“you should use that as an avatar on the other side.”

“ya that'd be a great way to pick up hiking partners. LOL!”

“lol..i just saved it...when I can figure out how to make it smaller I will..LOL”

“it is automatically made smaller :)”

“Mkay, be sure to tell everyone it's me.”

“totally serious here, that 1st pic looks like Spirit in the face, don't it?”