How much is $ 7 Billion?

“I'm dumbfounded by the amount of money Worldcom has "mis-stated" it's financial position? I have troubles imaging $ 1,000, but $ 7 billion? How many zero's does THAT need? What's going on? Is this corporate terrorism?”

“:o/”

“$7,000,000,000.00

Now when creditors call me about past due bills I know what I'm going to tell them. If WorldCom can lose track of $7 billion, how the he11 do they expect me to keep track of sums under $100?”

“he he he he... wouldn't you love to be doing bill collecting for MCI!?”

“How many ways are there to spell f/u?”

“Hello, Mr. Jones, MCI here calling about your August bill ...

F$#% off you nazi b@st@rd!

Hello, Mr. Smith, MCI here calling about your August bill ...

Ph$#% off you motherless cretin!”

“My Mom does credting for MCI. But whats this about somebody losing track of 7 billion?”

“Part of their accounting snafu. At least they're saying it was a snafu. That's what they say when they get caught with their pants down around their ankles and everything is hanging out, so to speak.”

“ROFL! Tell them you are taking your worldcom stock losses out in free phone service.

You: "I figure I can be on the phone with Argentina for the next month, what do you think?"

Them: "Uhhhh..."

You: "F$#% off you thieving b@st@rd!"”

“This is sickening!! I want to see the thieving bast_rds rotting in prison!! And not the posh country club prisons either.”

“Right, the ones where the guy says, "Mistuh, yuh got a purty face."”

“Yeah! Bring on the chain gangs for these feckheads!”

“Yeah, people could fling their MCI Worldcom bills out the windows while they were on litter clean-up detail.”

“....more than me, you and everyone else on this board will ever have!”

“I've spent 7 billon on equipment and i'm still over 20 lbs.”

“if you get caught corporate stealing you only have to give "some" of the money back. i think they're trying to make it a law that you have to give it all back. so you get a few mil, spend a few years at the country club, get out and spend some more years ata real country club. those jails for these people are better than my apartment. i bet id be allowed to bring my dog in with me too.”

“How much is $7 Billion?

Approximately 238 #&%!$loads, LOL



I heard on CNN that the prison they sent Trafficant to has tennis courts. It overlooks a golf course, but the prisoners don't get to use it.

(aw shux)”

“Damn Tilt that is inhumane. They can see the golf course, but can't play?

Man that is he11 on earth.”