Road Test - - -> Ahhhh!

“Tomorrow at 9 am I have my road test. I am very worried about it, after all I have my new job to go to at 12. So if I don't pass I won't be doing so well. Well wish me luck. Oh' yes, this means if I pass I can join you on TT outings.”

“Welcome back and good luck.”

“Best of luck there, sir Ice. I hope you're not going to the DMV in Lodi. I no longer fear hell after having gone there.”

“As long as there's no spelling test, you'll be alright.

HeII even my daughter passed it.”

“You need to relax. Go rent "Clueless" and watch the classic driving test scene. You'll feel better.

Good luck!”

“DRIVE LIKE AN OLD LADY and you will be fine.”

“~~~ :)
ice tea, just remember to relax and breathe~~~~~~~~~~”

“Artex, I am going to Lodi. What maked it hell?”

“*made”

“You will soon see, my friend, you will soon see...

It's overly crowded, poorly run, everybody that works there is cranky as heck, and nobody speaks English. While this could be said for most DMV's, it's all multiplied by a thousand at the Lodi one.

Last time I was there, I was "helped" by a woman who must have weighed at least 300 lbs, and was eating a bagel and talking with her mouth full. Needless to say, I couldn't understand a word she said, and a piece of food soaked in her saliva flew out of her mouth and on to my shirt. It was disgusting.

The horror. The horrooooor....”

“I remember well my trip to the Denver DMV. There was a cartoon posted on the cube wall of the clerk that "helped" me - it read as follows;

Department of Motor Vehicle Rules:
1. You Need Us.
2. We DO NOT need you.
3. Shut up and pay.”

“our dmv has cards that u write/comment on. we walk around w/those, the employ's are much more helpful.

i still go to a friendly small nearby town and do most of my transactions.

phone first”

“USE THE FORCE LUKE........”

“Forget the spelling.....just remember the "stop" sign is a red octagon.”

“It's almost noon now, so did you pass? Did you pass? Huh? Huh? Did you pass?”

“He probably out cruising trying to pick up chicks by now.”

“He's probably still in line.”

“Down at Dunkin Donuts, no doubt.

or maybe he is on his first "drive-by."”

“Or perhaps he had to walk back because he didn't pass! (I really hope that's not the case.. that would suck).”

“He started his new job at 12. Can't be cyberslacking yet!”

“ummmm, why not pathman?

Iced Tea would almost be the exception if he didn't cyberslack at work.....LOL.”

“He's not even done filling out the HR paperwork, and we don't even know if he'll have a computer with internet access.”

“so what's the new job, anyhoo? are you too cool for the FBI now or something, Tea?”

“and I drove fvcking peferctly! this old goon says i don't shoulder check, shoulder check was almost all i fvckin did! and then he gives me this BS about right turns, an when he draws out how I was SUPPOSED to do it, it's EXACTLY the way i DID do it.

they just want anohter 35$ for me to have to take the test again!”

“The caff cramps he must of got from slaming on the imaginary brakes on the passenger side while I approached other cars was too much!”

“Dude, that sucks. Sorry to hear that. You'll get it next time. You might want to try to go on a Friday next time around since people are generally in better moods then. If you need a lift to Campmor anytime, lemme know.”

“I think my fisrt screw up came when I ran over the curb on the way out of the DMV.”

“Chin up there Mr. Tea.

When we moved to Washington, we had to take our tests again and one out of us failed, and the other barely passed. (Shoulder checks were among the hits.)

The testers were jerks, but wherever you go, you'll probably meet some. Just be persistent, and give it another go.”

“Tea, I think the goal of driving is to NOT frighten the passenger. If you can consistently do that, you may have a safe and sucessful driving career. I failed my first time, too.”

“the “overly fortunate” kids at my school all drive Lexuses, Explorers and Mustangs at the tender age of 16. I feel a desperate nede to get a status-building lisense. Carrying around car keys with no lisense is going to get figured out pritty quik.”

“Chicks dig public transportation.”

“Worse all, I had to drive my moms POS car with a stick shift for the test! When I finally got out of the parking lot, I had to stop at a red light on the hill. After about three minutes of stalling, the person behind me started honking. That must have been my motivation because I then screeched off.

The old dood didn't seem to like that LOL!”

“When I hat to parallel park ittook me five minutes. I accidentally made her car kiss the front fender of the one behind us. I was so nervis, I apoligiuzed to the tester!

I am prowd to say that there were no marks on the car.”

“ow well walking is'nt so bad. I meet some very interesting people and their imaginary friends on trips to and from the mall.”

“I thought you said you drove "fvcking perfectly?"”

“I bet I drive alot better than you! I only bumped one car and a pole. That was only because I was consentrated so hard on not hiting the car on the other side of me! I almost got away with it to. I pritended that I just hit the brocks too hard but he noteced.”

“I am not a bad driver by nature –– people and objects just need to stay out of my way! LOL”

“I think he's pulling our collective legs. Sounds an awful lot like "Clueless".

Hey Tea, why aren't you working?”

“Hey, you are too obvious in your trolling. Even Ice Tea doesnt spell that poorly, even when he is distraught.

Look at the small case "l" on the trolls posts.”

“and you'll probably bet that the Devils will win last years Stanley Cup.”

“"only a car and a pole," LMAO!! Tea, you are too funny. that sounds like me when i first started to drive. let's just say i'm not exactly mechanically inclined. i confused the brake and the gas pedal on several occasions. oh well, just start practicing for the next test! you'll pass...eventually. ;-)”

“Ahhh, I've been torlled!”

“AAHHHHHH!!! ban fake Ice Tea!!!”

“okay, i admit, that was pretty funny.”

“#&%!$! I had a lot more material.”

“just start a new thread "Ice Tea Fails"

We can all go along with it. The real IT should go nuts.”

“We'll just throw lots of profanity on this thread and Matt will delete it.”

“why would you want to get it deleted?”

“so tea and the others don't catch on.”

“She is a quick one! j/k, Lyra.
Don't get your bun in a knot. j/k again! (I just love the expression)”