PET PEEVES

“Hey my daughter has a pink and purple ENO hammock!”

“I have that built-in safety mechanism.... pink just looks like light blue.”

“i just went to a baskin robbins that didnt have chocolate. and i LUUURVE baskin robbins chocolate”

“insomnia (look at the post time - lol)”

“it says 12:33 am”

“"hugs"”

“Here's a twist for ya: the Baskin-Robbins here was owned by a Korean guy for over 20 years (then he retired to Hilton Head).”

“and by "hugs" i mean when people say "hugs" on the internet. that is just WAY too cutesy”

“did he have chocolate?
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“crash bang - it was about 5:30 am here

lol about the "hugs" - I do that all the time - but I am also one of those huggy types in face-to-face life

hugs crash bang (sorry couldn't resist - lol)”

“hugs in real life are awesome

the word "hugs", not so much”

“surprise aroma therapy”

“
    People driving   80   talking on cellphones.
    People driving   20   talking on cellphones.

”

“I know for a fact, CB is a first class hugger :)

so *hugs* to ya.

Oh, and I really wish I had a pink tent :(”

“Tilt, those two people have been calculating that if we get all the tax brakes promised by the candidates nobody will have to work until 2012. Show some patience with 80-20s.Can you hear me?”

“'cutesy' is also way too cutesy. I prefer 'gay'.

err ... the word 'gay', not the lifestyle. Not that there's anything wrong with that.”

“you know where THAT post is going”

“Pet Peeves:

Vegetarian faux meat (if you wanna hot dog eat a damn hot dog, forget the soy crap dog)

non-alcoholic beer, what's the point?

Bastard drivers that feel the compulsion to speed up when they are being passed.

cell-phone gearsluts (sorry if gearslut is still on the board)

Candy Corn- neither candy or corn and not as good as either

People who complain about being overweight while stuffing down McDonald's/Taco Bell/Burger King/Beer and Brats.

Overly sensitive people”

“people who peeve too much ;-)

if you remember gearslut, youre an oldie. who were you before?”

“people who think that theyre more cultured or refined because they listen to classical music, or dont watch tv, or blah blah blah. look, in his day, shakespeare was pop culture. he wrote for the masses. "art" and "entertainment" are not mutually exclusive words”

“kids songs - when I can't get them outta my head

today - James Hersch's "Cow parked in my driveway"”

“after a small or accidental burp, and i say "pardon me", some priss is bound to say "i should say so"

i just said "pardon me" wtf else do you want? jesus”

“Burping has no place in modern civilization.”

“Burping babies is no longer permitted in modern civilization?
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“We'll give babies and old people a pass. They have no bodily control.

LOL”

“Burping has no place in modern civilization

priss”

“How old are you, Sarge?”

“Forty and 10 days.”

“halfway to eighty”

“50 days! Wow, almost two months. No wonder you burp so much!


LOL.”

“i'm the one that burps, nows. try to keep up”

“You do OK.”

“There are cultures where it is expected that you burp to show appreciation for the meal......”

“death by ooga booga
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“"modern" bathrooms

These are barely more modern than bathrooms from ancient Rome. Why should anyone need to be holding their pekka shoulder-to-shoulder with a co-worker? Why should anyone be subjected to their co-workers, or a fellow diners, or anybody else's diarrheal explosions?

This is 2008, we should have soundproof, visualproof, odorproof Star Trek space toilets.”

“I burp, and I'm proud. I can out burp my husband by several decibles. Stomper is pretty good at it too.”

“you'd love where i work, sarge. the girls, boys, men and women share one bathroom with 2 stalls and 1 urinal. its not at all uncommon, especially in bars and other small locales for men and women to share one bathroom in korea.”

“i dont like pooing with anyone in ear(or nose)shot, especially the ladies”

“And a good window with a view of the valley floor way, way down or the occasional canoe skirting the lakeshore.
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“

howbout twodaloo?”

“Let's face it... there is a difference between a burp and a full blown belch. Belching is an art form and worthy of perfection. A burp is an accident of air displacement, drink slower and avoid the carbonated stuff.”

“Belching is down right fun!”

“Classy!”

“Oops, I just belched up my coffee. Excuse me please, while I clean up.
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“Can WE have some more beans Mr. Taggert?



LOL...one of my friends selected his wife for the reason that she could burp and fart with the best of em.”

“I can't fart worth beans, but thats what makes CMB and I such a good team. He can fart. I can blech! together we make music...”

“Boy, I need a wider screen fo that one!

Beans are good for breakfast. They can carry me all day! I can really clear people out of the pool hall.”

“LOL...try steamed Veggies.”

“twoaloo? NEHver”