PET PEEVES

“i do not!

i just wanted to grab the phone and tell the person he was talking to that he was on the trainnnnn”

“was it one inch wang?”

“LOL I wish
I heart OIW”

“Just start sneezing. Oh...and forget to cover your mouth. Just keep apologizing.

I have a juvenile sense of humor so we use to have a hidden water spray bottle and ask for something & pretend to sneeze.

Start singing or hum the same tune about a bazillion times loudly. C'mon have fun with him & use your imagination.”

“i assume youre talking to mapleleaf and her stuttering chinaman?”

“Oh & HEPA (duck bill) masks work great too. Cars on the road would stay away from us if we put those on. We could clear hallways with them too. We always wanted to wear yellow jumpsuits with the masks (maybe goggles) too, but never got around to it.

I've sent mentally impaired people over to ask my partner questions & he'd look over at the vehicle GLARING at me. Our Sgt usually had tears rolling down his face when he "yelled" at us.”

“I was at WalMart, checking out and my wife forgot something so she went back to get it while I was checking out with her purse in the cart by me. This Indian comes over and starts telling me what a nice purse it is, laughing and crap like that, and is all happy, smiling and all, and keeps remarking about how nice the purse is, so I tell him "Yeah, just keep your hands off it". Well, he got really quiet then cause he didn't know if I was joking or fixin to knock him in the teepee.....so I wink at the checkout girl (who was gettin annoyed by him too) and tell her "ha, I got him now" (I was screwin with his head). But Tonto started putting his hand on the cart handle, close to my wife's purse and smiling with his beads and medicine bag hanging on his belt and all, and my wife walks up to put the item she was searching for on the counter and the indian says "are you with him???" She says "yeah" and he acts like he's stunned to find that it really wasn't my purse. So I stepped away toward the door, and stood about 15 feet away and looked back at the Indian (he really was a cool guy, just sorta innocent I think), and smiled at him with one of those, nice playing with your mind smiles. He agreed, and smiled back. People of the earth are my sorta folks.
last edited: 1/15/06 8:30:30 AM”

“are you sure he didnt share one of his "magic buttons" with you?”

“that actually happened....once......but i turned em down......coyote for me, not peyote.”

“you know what i really hate? fruit-flavored applesauce. i go in the store and i see PEAR flavored applesauce. or berry flavored applesauce

jebus. try this one on for size: how about APPLE flavored applesauce?!?!?

only in america would applesauce, or maybe applesauce with a little cinnamon and chunks of real apples, wouldnt be good enough. we're so goddamn spoiled and bored with everything we got to add FRUIT flavor to our applesauce, because someone forgot to mention to the geniuses at del monte that its ALREADY FRUIT FLAVORED! APPLE IS A FRUIT, YOU FCKING MARKETING WHORES!
people are stupid

that is all
last edited: 5/19/06 9:48:05 PM”

“these are the same people who are responsible for that whole "extreme" craze. EXTREME gatorade!
EXTREME dog food!
EXTREME dental floss!
EXTREME preparation h!”

“The smell of canned cat food in the morning. [splash]”

“yea, but it doesnt taste bad. especially after 30 consecutive days on the trail”

“i also hate it when i make a big list of things to do or get and then lose the list

its like i emptied my brain out onto that sheet of paper and now ill never remember it all”

“people who denounce political correctness

oh gee, youve denounced political correctness, therefore, you must be politically incorrect. i better not get too close to you, i might cut myself on your edginess ~rolls eyes~

and for you people who are "crazy" "insane" "edgy" "nonconformists" "extreme", etc, let me spell something out for you:

if everyone and everything is "extreme", etc, the word is diluted and loses its power. STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS! I HATE YOU ALL!

end transmission”

“and another thing

sarcastic ranting

and another thing

ironically self-aware posts on internet message boards

and another thing

sly, self-deprecating ironic humor

IM SO CRAZY!!!! GET HIP TO MY EDGINESS, PEASANTS!”

“ROFLMFAO!!!

[b]THANK YOU!!![b]”

“there. that should take care of the 3 remaining people who think buck is the funniest tt'er”

“and for you people who are "crazy" "insane" "edgy" "nonconformists" "extreme", etc, let me spell something out for you:

if everyone and everything is "extreme", etc, the word is diluted and loses its power. STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS! I HATE YOU ALL!

end transmission”
Crash Bang
7:14:10 PM
5/21/06



Hey!”

“mg, your html is showing”

“sorry, but youre a walking cliche. go buy yourself a garfield "why be normal?" t-shirt

:-D”

“onomatopoeia- now theres a good source of trailnames

if you fell from a cliff, you could be AAAAIIIEEEEE!!!

if you met a grizzly bear, you could be squishsplat (the sound of your underwear filling)

or you could make a lot of noise in the woods and be crash! bang!”

“But you want to know what really gets me?
All these Johnny Come Lately Patriots. I remrmber a time not that long ago that I was thought to either be a dork, or some right wing militant just because I had an Eagle, and flag tattooed on my shoulder. Now they are SO common that I almost dont want to show mine, as I don't want to be thrown into the same group as all these other idiots. On September 11, 2001 I did not rush outside with my brand new yard flag to hang it by my door. Why? Because the f#@ker was already flying!!! I'm glad you have decided to love your country, but where the hell have you been? Did you just notice you weren't in Mexico? WTF?”

“The corp doesn't pick the name, the name picks the corp. The illies got nothing on these soft footfalls and the libs are lax. Extreme naming is where it's at.

Sincerely,
LetsGoGetSaleboredDrunkGrog”

“i got two turntables and a microphone”

“Yiggy yo yo yo!”

“My pet peeves:

1. Mean people - Must be some kind of power thing ripping other people to shreds.

2. People who drive slower than the speed limit.

3. Close minded people - won't even consider someone elses opinion.”

“My pet peeve.....


none...im cool as a cucumber B) BTW Scott, when are ya gonna see our new place??? I think we are closer to you then before. We have beer :D and I could get some bailiys if ya want ;)”

“my pet peeve??!!, when one TTer invites another TTer over to see their new house and excludes all the other TTers...WTF??, we're people too ;)”

“No kiddin. So when is the house warming party?!

May I suggest using Evites.com? It's quite convenient and very trendy right now. =D”

“Save me from critical acclaim
Save my smile its’ too cracked from fame
Wish me well with my fantasy
Feel my arrogance with your sanity

Wash me oh so painfully clean
Disect my words with a fist full of your dreams
Build me up and strike me down please
Sign my name, sign my name

It takes blood and guts to be this cool
But I’m still, just a cliche
It takes blood and guts to be this cool
But I’m still, just a cliche
Just a cliche, just a cliche
Just a cliche, just a cliche

Colour my views in red, white and blue
I’m wide awake now, wide awake now
I kiss you, I kiss you, but I’m falling down
And all my friends are crowding around

They’re crowding around looking down to see
But all they can see is me, me, me
So blow me away now, with your screwed up mind
There’s no charm left now, for you to find

It takes blood and guts to be this cool
But I’m still, just a cliche
It takes blood and guts to be this cool
But I’m still, just a cliche
Just a cliche, just a cliche
Just a cliche, just a cliche

I see you, you see me
And who the hell am I supposed to be
I don’t care now but I know that I should
Wasting away like you knew I would

It takes blood and guts to be this cool
But I’m still, still
It takes blood and guts to be this cool
But I’m still, still
It takes blood and guts to be this cool
But I’m still, just a cliche
Just a cliche, just a cliche
Just a cliche, just a cliche

Skunk Anansie
It Takes Blood Guts To Be This Cool, But I’m Still Just A Cliche

As for "mean people" - most times I'[m just trying to entertain myself.

;)”

“Bearmagnet gets mean?! I must've missed it.

psst, how you doing? Feeling good? Officially all done?”

“It's these freakin WA state drivers!!! They meet at a 4 ways stop and get into this, "you go", "no you go first" thing and everyone just sits there!!!

Then if they percieve that you drove to close to them when they were on foot in a cross walk, they shoot you a dirty look. Everyone is WA thinks they are the traffic police. You can't drive too fast either or at least by their standards and you must stop for a yellow light!!!

Then the turn signals, the first person takes their time turning when we all know the turning lights are very short. It pisses me off! People in this state don't use their horns, but I do. They fall asleep at red lights.”

“Crash Bang has so many PET PEEVES.
That is my PET PEEVE.”

“I meant they fall asleep at green lights in WA.

They also slow down to a stop to go over speed bumps, even if they are in some huge freakin SUV or truck.

They also don't look when the cross a street since they technically have the right of way, but people who have moved here from other states don't know that. In NY, if you walk across the street real slow, someone will clip you as as they make a turn. These people need to wake up and look around when they cross streets.”

“I can be mean to strangers.......tourists..........the "entitled".

Mean may not be the right word. "Cranky", perhaps is better


feeling much better. I am in the worst shape of my life but it is far better than the alternative, no? ;) I will have official word this Friday. Thanks for asking.
last edited: 5/22/06 1:14:16 PM”

“As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
- the poor driver in front of LH”

“you gonna be doing much hikin in 3 weeks BM, or are you going more for the chillin in the woods around the campfire thing?”

“"They also slow down to a stop to go over speed bumps, even if they are in some huge freakin SUV or truck."

Easy, they have stiff springs and don't want to spill their beer.

Bearmagnet told me he was gonna trailrun the entire Otter Creek Wilderness.

And......show off his wood-splittin' studdliness!!”

“MarkO, I feel better now that I know there is a reason:) Hey, they have some pretty expensive microbrews in this state, don't want to lose of drop of that, although I suspect they drink Coors Light.”

“I could get some bailiys if ya want ;)”

you just said the magic words. what time is dinner?”

“Right now - 4 miles on flat pavement with 5lbs on my back wears me out. I hope I can do a little better shortly.”

“bm, I should go hiking with you :D I might look fast! ;)”

“Thanks, SC. it's nice to know I can help someone out.

:p


Why is this thread under "mid continent places"????
last edited: 5/22/06 9:09:43 PM”

“George Carlin's New Rules For 2006

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a
reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't
particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of
the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless
you're a seagull People are acting all shocked that a human finger was
found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar.
What did you expect it to contain? Trout?

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,
blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for
these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards,
you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If
you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care
about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole
aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste.
Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water?
Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water

New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a
redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the
bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass
will be in the morgue.
Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the ass
hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy,
half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra
dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a
huge ass hole.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my
card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount,
deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is
supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it
doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it
translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything
spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not
spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven
deadly sins ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating,
because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned
exciting.
What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that.
It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for
M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy,
old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a
remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens.
Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place
is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from
rehab.
Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you
isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting”

“george carlin rules!”

“Pet peeve-


On the bottle of suave...on the back it says: "Suave. How beautiful is that." with a period instead of a question mark. Come on, its a QUESTION! not a statement. Seesh. How dumb is that.”

“Pet peeve-


On the bottle of suave...on the back it says: "Suave. How beautiful is that." with a period instead of a question mark. Come on, its a QUESTION! not a statement. Seesh. How dumb is that.”

“Pet peeve-

Double posts.”