Soccer, Field Hockey, Cross Country...

“Anyone else overwhelmed by the fall schedule? Got kids playing fall sports?

I have four playing soccer, two playing field hockey, and one cross country runner...And diving season may start before all of that ends...

So tonight is the first soccer practice for my boys, and I am assistant coach....should be fun...but I am tired already....”

“I played on a team at work two years running and remember a practice on a hot muggy day. Guys were falling like it was Pickett's Charge!”

“wow it kinda sounds like our family.
but i only have 2
but there is basketball then soccer then touch football
and thats it for now but im sure they will think of something else to join up once school starts.
but i dont mind it fun to watch them play sports.”

“And you get to be potty-mouthed from the bleachers. I can hear it now:

"Kill the F@*in' G*$&@^n Ref!"

"Whatzamatta witcher F*#*$n eyes ya blind-a** bat?"

"Offsides? You wuddn't know g#$%^&@*n offsides if ya fell offa da F$#^*#@n toilet seat ya M$#@!&*$%^#%n b#$&*#d ya!"”

“That's awesome your kids are so active, Fritz. Very cool you're helping coach also.”