stupid human tricks

“Aw #&%!$, I guess I shouldn't have drank a 1/5 of Jack on the way to work this morning.”

“Is it wrong to laugh as soon as you read the link?

I almost snarfed M&M fragments!”

“I laughed out loud. Someone passed my office and asked what I was laughin at, so I showed her the article.

She laughed too”

“SUV....Sport Utility Vehicle.

The guy was definitely a sports nut....an athlete...he needed his daily fix of exercise. Hence his running on the highway.”

“Teen girl poses topless for video game, then changes her mind

Anybody surprised?”

“Did they give her a case of alcohol to pose?”

“I would never date anyone so wishy-washy.

This game will be "pirated", yes?”

“Probably! Although I have no idea how hard it is to pirate an Xbox or PS2 game.”

“You need a rip program”

“I don't have a game console, so it's not an issue for me...”

“lol, "The Internet content you are trying to access has been blocked".”

“She's being such a boob.”

“Bit's blocked so what made me think I could get in?

Had to try.”

“Amazingly I was not blocked. Didn't go past the first page, though!”

“Wonder if jail time and lost digits will perk him up?”

“Didn't you ever do something like this Bit?
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“lol, no, I pretty much avoided doing extremely stupid stuff, and kept to the mildly stupid stuff.”

“I'd figured you'd get around to this one Bit.

What I find idiotic is that the parents are suing? WTF. The only person responsible for the danger is the idiot who tries to jump. Please dear God let any lawsuit over this idiocy get thrown out.”

“These are the kind of lawsuits that end up winning.”

“The most amazing thing is that everyone knows teenaged boys do stupid things, but parents insist on going out and getting them fast cars. Could ya be more dumb?

I read somewhere the other day that if we stopped issuing driver licenses to the 16-24 male demographic, it would probably save 10,000 lives per year.
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“brilliant!!!!”

“When I lived in Puerto Rico we had a roof hopping game we used to play.


The challenge was to see how many houses you could traverse without touching ground.

You could use trees, gates etc.


There was a couple of leaps that were kind of scary.

ANd one traverse of a garden gate with a german shepard leaping around.”

“we used to jump from the roof of a garage onto a piece of chain link fence that had been stretched over the top of a dog pen. It worked fine for the first couple rounds, but on my 3rd jump, instead of bouncing off like from a trampoline, I went straight through.

I had a nice black foot after busting a blood vessel to go with the teeth marks on my ass.”

“Somewhere in the past our legal system went over the edge with "attractive nuisance" laws. Which means that if you own something that attracts idiots they are not responsible for thier actions, even if they are trespassing, and the lawyers clean up with a law suit. I bet the parents were contacted by at least a dozen lawyers right after it happen. Unfortunately the garage owners will lose.”

“Wimps! Real boys Elevator surf. Targets are moving and you can die by falling or getting crushed from above. Subway surfing is even more fun.”

“We'll Just Work Around It

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) — Two men traveling on Interstate 380 ended up in jail because the hood of their car popped open.

The men were heading south of I-380 on Tuesday when the hood open and covered the windshield, the Linn County sheriff's office said.

Instead of pulling over to fix the problem, the men stuck their heads out the windows so they could see the road and kept going at about 55 mph, officials said.

Two Linn County deputies on patrol took note, and pulled them over.

They arrested the driver, Travis Williams, 25, of Cedar Rapids, on suspicion of driving under suspension, and no proof of insurance. The passenger, Brandon Calmese, 27, of Cedar Rapids, was arrested on a parole violation warrant from Illinois.

Both men were taken to jail. Williams was released Thursday afternoon. Calmese remained in jail on the Illinois warrant.

"It's a little bit hard to drive with the hood of the car laid over the window," Sheriff Don Zeller said.

Third story”