Bacon Ring?

“please inform us!”

“...Mmmm.... a breakfast thread.”

“oh that's right.......it's almost football season!









WHOOOOOO PIG SOOOOOIE! RAZORBACKS! ! ! !”

“Yo' mama plays a swinette, LOL!”

“well at least she dun play a treefrog like yo mamma! lmfao”

“That I love bacon. It's kind of the nectar of the gods.”

“But instead of nectar, it's bacon.”

“Newgirl, I like bacon too, but water is the nectar of the Gods!”

“CANADIAN BACON!”

“you ALL have the wrong idea!!!!!


only crazy mike knows the true bacon ring!!”

“I'm not so sure there Indiana. Water, while life preserving, isn't very tasty when compared w/ bacon.

Spirit, Canadian Bacon is also very, very good.

Good Canadian Bacon Recipe:

large slices of canadian bacon
whole wheat bread
Gouda cheese
pineapple rings

Put it all on the bread and then grill it (like a grilled cheese sandwich). Yum.”

“Is a bacon ring anything like a crop circle?”

“more of a dirty butt!

i think!”

“Sounds like one of those ICP songs,,,

What is a bacon ring!!!”

“I've never heard a bacon ring.”

“are bacon rings LNT?”

“Doesn't bacon come from a hog that's been slaughtered?”

“does bacon go good with beer?”

“Bacon's origins, like many things, can be traced back to accident and frugality. English farmers raised their pigs for the lucrative ham market, but the larger pigs produced so much fat that the farmers often had excess. Poor families were able to purchase the pigs' fattiest portions quite inexpensively. For their meals, these families would cut off the leaner parts and then provide the overly fatty portions to their hounds. Fried bacon `strips' originated when families began frying this fat in order to feed newborn puppies, as the small animals would otherwise choke on the chewy uncooked fat. It wasn't long before the realization that frying the bacon was also flavoring their other food, and the poor families themselves began eating the crispy strips regularly.

Bacon's slide into other facets of our diets didn't get its largest start until the 20th century. In the 1920s, as swine slaughterhouses became more and more popular, bacon moved out of the kitchens of farmers and into the average homes of Americans. People could regularly go to the market and purchase large sides of bacon (often from local farmers, but many times from unknown and remote locations). As bacon became heavily advertised, housewives in American and England began cooking the items as a common addition to the eggs they ate for breakfast. Advertisements for how "Bacon Picks Him Up In The Morning" or "Helps You Start A Crispy Day" led the campaign that fueled our desire for crispy fat. The early visionaries in marketing did wonders at starting bacon's ascent in popularity and the creation of the pork industry's `cash cow`.”

“yes but that still doesnt answer my question about beer and bacon....~sighs~ i guess i'll just have to try it out and see.......”

“Birdie, you're a veritable fount of , ummmm...information.”

“Just keep in mind that all of this is because puppies don't chew fat chunks very well. Now Americans get the chance to do so at every meal.”

“yum....fat...beer....fatbeer!”

“and ONLY Crazy Mike!! I only heard the fraze but never recieved the explanation!”

“..”

“i think i can hear the arteries hardening from here”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!

8O

LMFAO!!!!!!”

“Bacon rules. I love it. It's even funner to catch. But wearing it as jewelry around your finger? That's where I draw the line.”

“WTF is this all about . . . are you sure he wears it around his finger?”

“yuck, you a bacon lover to?

















LOL, J/k

explain mike, we are all confused!”

“Can't talk about that on the board!

8O”

“I think I'm going to sue England because I got fat eating bacon. How's about a class-action suit TT'ers?”

“bacon, bacon?? cmb”

“Oh ya!

8D”

“NO WAYYYYY !!!!!”

“ded swine tissue? good.

or an anatomical component? an acquired "taste"?”

“No Way What??”

“Hey Josh Prowler has a ring for you!!!!

J/K

Hhehehehehe!!!!!

8p”

“we still dont know what that is??”

“Dude you know!

8)”

“I DO!!!!!”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

8)”

“I DO????”

“Ok the Bacon Ring is the area........I can't put this on here there is no way to make it clean.

I can't do it!

8|”

“lololololol!!!

your to much!”

“I know I tryed!

Hheheheheheh!!!!!

By the way hi Kym!

8)”

“dont associate bacon and kym!!!”

“No I just ment to say Hi to her thats all!

8)”

“LOOL< I was kidding you know J/K”