Unburden yourself

“The priest is in. Confess to me and you will be saved. Fail to confess, and it's the pits of Hell for you.”

“I love to backpack & Smoke Cigars & I love Playing The Drums & Most Of All I Love My Girfriend.

Do they count?

8p”

“Yes, Crazy Mike. Rock and Roll music is the devil's message board. You should marry and use no birth control. Say hail mary 20 times and consider yourself expunged of sin.”

“I post on trailtalk from work.

I eat meat on fridays.

I eat grapes at the supermarket without buying them.

I never give money to homeless people.

I am sometimes quick to judge.

I poke fun at catholic priests whenever I get the chance.

I get to have sex and you don't... nyaaa!

See?”

“Posting from work is stealing. - 20 hail marys.
Eat meat all you want. - 1 "our father" just for wating my time.
Stealing grapes - 20 hail marys
Judging - It is not yours to judge. it's mine. - 40 hail marys
Poking fun at me - I'm turning the other cheek.

All together that's 80 hail marys and an our father. Get busy!”

“Don't look now Phaedrus, but I think this guy has sex now and again too!!!

Look Father!
Choir boys having a wrestling match!!”

“LMFAO!!!!!!

8p”

“Hey, I actually feel better now. I think all I really needed was to make fun of a priest. Thanks, Padre.”

“Unburden myself?

Will you carry my pack?”

“Dear Father, I'm confused and lonely. The other boys make fun of me and I'd rather play with the girls. Tommy got mad when I tried to comb his hair. Could we talk?”

“Please respect the sanctity of the confessional, boys. Get outta here with those g-strings and jello-molds!

Next!”

“Hmmmm, how about carrying my water?”

“Trusting boy, we'll talk later in private.

C'mon, people, you're in need of some soul searching here! Lighten your load!”

“WLD, tell me of your latest debauchery. I know you've had some. I can see it in your eyes. I can smell it on your clothes.”

“LOL, If I told you that, you might pass out! Then I would have to use the water too revive you..

If you carry the water then it might be lighter. "Hole'ly water"”

“LOL, man that was corny!”

“Very good, WLD, I'm sensing some trust growing between us. Tell me your sins, so that they might be forgiven. I have a whole bag of hail marys and our fathers here to give out to naughty boys!”

“By water, do you mean "golden shower"? You can open up to me. I've heard it all. Cleanse yourself.”

“Too much just too much!

8D”

“Run WLD he's trying to seduce you!”

“"Golden Shower" Thanks but I can take care of that myself.

Sins: I have so many times missed the mark, that you do not have enough days left in your lifetime to discuss them. Not too mention, I certainly would not want to entice you to do the same. The "pleasures" of the flesh is a very very powerful thing. And unless you are very well grounded. You might not be able to resist the temptation.”

“Very nice, WLD, don't you feel better? Now, God almighty will strike you dead with a thunderous rage if you do it again. Remember he loves you.

25 hail marys and 10 our fathers.”

“Well, let's hope he has a little mercy, I still have a few peaks to bag. And I have been wondering:

What is behind that newspaper Newgirl is hiding behind?

Is Biz really as spirited in real life as she is online?

Why did Spirit Coyote really dump her boyfriend?

Who am I going to take to Mt Tyndall with me. Since Snow Nymph says I should not go solo?

Is Crazy Mike really Crazy?

Are most of the TT'ers as cool as WindWalker, who I recently met?

Was Txwoodswoman born in Texas or was she adopted?

Who created SPAM?

With all this great fastfood around why would Twigeater still be eating twigs?

Does she eat meat?

If you can answer these questions it sure would be a significant help!”

“I ain't got anything to fukin confess about.
Besides, I was brought up Methodist.”

“forgive me father for i have sinned.....




yesterday........i.........well uhmmm........oh man this is tough................. .. . . . ..... .....OK! I RAN WITH SICCORS,ALRIGHT!??!?!?!?





oh and then there was the whole lamb herd incidentof 99, but hey, i was drunk on communion wine..........WHEW!





oh, and last week i fed pickle juice to my cat to see him make a funny face......


that's about it”

“Stratdewd, you sound like my kind of dewd. Ever thought about a career in the clergy?

20 Hail marys and 5 our fathers.”

“Next!”

“Speaking of Priests and unburdening one's self. I heard a story today.

Fund raising for Catholic charities was going a little slowly this year, because of the scandal, so at "Our Lady of Pity Church" they had a talent night. Old Father Tim did a hypnotism act. He pulled out his old pocket watch and held it in front of the audience and let the watch swing back and forth on the end of its chain.

"watch the watch... very carefully," he said in a slow soothing tone of voice.

"watch it move slowly back and forth" he said

"you will find youself getting very sleepy, but be sure to follow the watch and attend to sound of my voice." Father Tim was a bit rusty and found himself starting to nod off as he followed the movements of the watch. Suddenly he was awakened by the sound of the watch falling on the stage. "Oh Crap!" he muttered.

The cleaned bills wiped out the entire night's fund raising.”

“I erect crosses on public land.”

“Please respect the sanctity of the confessional, you two.

bacpac, that sounds very good, something like a modern day crusader. We approve.”

“Nobody want's to hear about your erections bacpac.”

“well father, no, because i look horrible in black , & plus me and the organ player always get inna fight over who's turn it is to take a lead break.....(she couldn't play stevie ray vaughn if the Holy Spirit was sittin right next to her!)”

“Now, stratdewd, rock and roll is not the answer. Stevie ray went straight to hell, and you might too. The guitar is the devils tool. You don't want to play with the devil's tool, do you?

I didn't think so.”

“LOL Dude. (especially when they are imaginary)”

“Maybe I should have been more clear. I do not erect crosses as an affirmation of my faith. I do it to annoy people.”

“Hmmmm, no help with my questions?

Inquiring minds want to know!”

“Pedxing, I think you should confess. I know that liberal such as yourself might have a hard time believing, but God is watching.

You won't be able to outreason him in the days of final judgement.”

“In that case, bacpac, 20 our fathers.”

“I wouldn't wanna be a Catholic Priest either. I dig sexy, grown women with nice clevage. Little boys don't turn me on.”

“WLD, I believe you should sit in quiet prayer on your questions. Some of them are inappropraite to bring into the confessional. Unless, you'd care to explain to me what YOU think is behind Newgirl's newspaper?”

“LOL, "The Want Ads"”

“Walkingdude, 45 hail marys. 40 our fathers.”

“WLD, there is no sin in that.

Throw me a bone here, I haven't gotten one good confession yet!”

“What did I do?”

“No, you're supposed to tell ME!

Duh.”

“In 1977 at St. Agnes Catholic School, 12-year-old Hidalgo first encountered Sister Cheryl Porte, a young, charming nun with silky brown hair and soft brown eyes who often dressed in street clothes and was as fluent in pop music as she was in pop psychology. "She taught me about theology, the Beatles, Carl Jung and social justice," says Hidalgo.

And, she says, during overnight stays at Porte's family home or at the Marianites of Holy Cross motherhouse, Porte taught her about sex, coaxing the 12-year-old into a physical relationship that lasted more than two years.

"It would generally start with her requesting that I rub her back or stomach," Hidalgo says. "Then she would take over, guiding my hand over her body. When I would pull away from her, she would cry. In guilt, I would reach out to comfort her, and again the sexual contact would start."

The grooming began inconspicuously, Hidalgo recalls: it started with a card that read, "You are special ... as a student and a friend." The two began sitting next to each other during lunch, talking during recess and after school. Eventually, there were nightly phone calls, letter and poetry writing, and gifts.

"The general assumption in the community was that she was mentoring me for religious life," says Hidalgo.”

“i have a crucafix on the head-stock!”

“That little girl will need to visit confession, also.

The victim must do all in his or her power to stop the abuse. Most often, the victim is innocent because of being disabled by fear or the power or authority of the offender. At some point in time, however, the Lord may prompt a victim to recognize a degree of responsibility for abuse. Your priesthood leader will help assess your responsibility so that, if needed, it can be addressed.”

“I made a joke about a dead baby.”

“i found this wierd book called "summoning satan" but it doesn't seem to work.


seen some wierd TT posters recently tho. what do you make if that?”