Sagging Tent

“I have a number of tents. Seems most tents are designed to be pitched on perfectly flat surface. Like THAT is going to happen, (even in a RV park)! I agree with above posts, make sure the floor is staked tight and you use all the guyline points.”

“let's see... new house - new tent..hmmm... think of all the gear you could buy for the price of a new house... hmmm... i know what i'd do if i had enough money for a house”

“That's the best funny I've read in weeks, and I don't even understand French!”

“I know!
The nerve of my family to want a better life!!
I say buy me all the gear I want and that will make me happy and in turn make you happy. but NOOO”

“Not buying functional gear is an insult to me. It has nothing to do with the cost. A G4 pack or a BD Betamid aren't expensive but they perform.

FG - For the last time, your tedious retorts are wasting bandwidth and boring to me. So consider this the last reply in kind to you in this regards.”

“I had no idea FG parlayed Francis.


Jettez la vache!”

“I did a search on Google and this is how it translated

A rather unfinished guide of the insultations and badly written:

"BOIL YOUR BOTTOMS, WIRE Of A PERSON IDIOT"
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FELT FATHER OF ELDERBERRIES"
"I WAX IN YOUR DIRECTORATE-GENERAL, YOU Windscreen wiper OF BOTTOMS Of OTHERS"
"YOU ARE A LOONEY"
"BE YOU COMPLETELY DERANGED? "”

“Not buying functional gear is an insult to me. It has nothing to do with the cost. A G4 pack or a BD Betamid aren't expensive but they perform.

Not everything is about you, GS. You might try helping people, rather than being a deliberate snob about it. People really do help others without benefit to themselves from time to time, you know.”

“Oh great now Gear Slut is not going to play with Father Goose anymore........
Father Goose if this really upsets you, StoveStomper has offered to let you sleep in his tent!!!”

“GS, Have I invited you to share my tent?
NO?
then why is this non functional gear an insult to you?”

“Bonjour Tilt, mon ami. Je suis désolé, je ne comprends pas. Et votre vache?

Slut, do us all a favor and show up on a milk carton somewhere.”

“Maybe you'd have more money for gear (and a new house in a new city) if you spent more time working during the day and less time screwing around on message boards.”

“Thanks for that message from Micah at 2:29 PM on a Thursday.”

“OMG,
it seems you have found another place to troll!
well good for you.

by the way
GET OUT OF MY BIZ YOU LITTLE PIECE OF #&%!$ EATING TURD


LNT=MICAH”

“Christ, you spew your business all over the internet for everyone to see.”

“wow that is the most I have ever seen you type?
what happened, the other site would not play with you or did bp2go ban you??


for those of you who do not know Micah, he is a very big TROLL
he likes to lurk on backpacker.com and say NOTHING other then
LNT=LGH

i mean this really is the most I have ever seen him type. So what are you bored???”

“I'm trying to expand my horizons.”

“HELP ITS A TROLL
GET HIM OFF ME”

“Oh yeah... the Dog Lover...”

“As I see it, Gear Slut has moved way ahead in the death pool while bacpac has lost some serious yardage.”

“Don Rickles Wannabe, sure... but Death Pool?

Well, no... now that I think about it, Don Rickles had some class and everyone knew he actually cared for people. Kinda like when Bacpac's mask slips a little and you get a glimpse of the big teddybear he really is.

This never happens with some other folks... they just breathe fire, in and out, day after day. It's got to eat 'em up from the inside out.”

“if this tent is so "cheap" as they say...take it outside..set it up..spray it with water...let it dry in the sun...and let it shrink the sag away..lol”

“move to california--lack of rain,no bugs,no forest,no tents---only old hippies and cans.”

“Better yet, if it is a Eureka, pack it up wet and the rain fly won't fit!”

“can you take it back? maybe it was sewn wrong to begin with? just a thought...it might not be anything you are doing wrong..”

“crikey”