When you run out of things to do ...

“Might as well poke him. He sure as hell can't poke anybody. He has no d!ck!”

“I wondered what happened to poppinfresh.”

“A farting doughboy...wouldn't Pilsbury be proud!”

“I'm surprised he doesn't blow up after all that gas!”

“Don't light his birthday cake...BOOOM”

“SnowDude jumped, and thought it was me!!!”

“THAT ROCKS!

8p”

“Remember... methane is a Greenhouse Gas!”

“lame - only three different toots”

“can't compare to your repitua(sorry, i flunked french spelling)?


lmao snow, that reminds me of my dog, buckshot....when he toots(often) he'll be all lookin around, lookin behind him, tryin to figure out where that sound came from.....it's so cuuuuuute....”

“My parents used to have an airedale that would get scared and run away every time she farted.”

“If you guys run out of things to do, why don't you forget that stupid thing and come over to my house. I have plenty of work to go around.”

“Address please.”

“I mean it. Just ask, and I'll be there.”