we're a little tipsy

“xoxo,

tarabull
sassafras
birch”

“sounds like trouble.”

“A birch sandwich.

Reminds me of back in the day...”

“That about says it all.”

“Maybe I will have a little drinkey-poo and join you!

(she grabs the bottle of Jack Daniels and a glass, opens the freezer to get ice and thinks better of it (the ice, that is))”

“hay marguerita
hay marguerita




with a little salt

yup its helping a little
after that whopping back to school bill at the clothing store!
gawd I thought my husbandwas going to faint!

so its marguerita time!!!!
ill drink for you guys and have a drink for me and my husband and his wallet

”

“Wow, this sure beats drinking alone!?!”

“hay no one should drink alone.
slurp, theres a sip for you bacpac”

“well, since we last spoke, there's been some wraslin', a skunk spray, sassafras' butt on my head, and we're outta beer.

glad you could join us, bacpac.”

“what your out of beer?


um thats a no no!!


ok time for a beer run!!”

“what am i?
chop liver?
i even brought my own drink”

“b double e double r u n

beer run”

“wild flower... are you maple leaf, too?”

“she's got at least one more name, too.”

“Running out of beer in the middle of a party is a recipe for a DWI. My advice is to plan for a party and if no one shows up you have extra.”

“store is w/in stumbling distance.”

“um the jury is still out on that one guys!!


I hate my fricken comp. at home. it wont let me sign in as Mapleleaf soooo im wildflower for the night. so i get to be silly and drink with you all and in the AM not remember nor care what has happened the night before. oh by the way im only on till the kids go to sleep..... wwwwhhhoooaaa”

“can you say margueritaville?”

“Good! I just got home. Sounds like I'm about 12 behind ya. I better get going'”

“I started early today.”

“im in such a good mood that i would not even mind gear Slut saying hi!





NOT



Bring IT on!!”

“I jumped in the tub with my glass of JD and come out a half an hour later and find a rocking party going on. What is that old song "Splish-Splash"? (uh-oh, I am dating myself - better have another little sip....)”

“gotta go
the kids went to sleep.

bye bye bye bye

have fun tonight everyone!!!
dont ring my bell to early in the am cause ill be sleeping in (all of 9;00am)”