Republican stereotypes vs. the NRA

“IN A NUTSHELL; THE SUPER-RICH AND THEIR AGENTS WANT TO ENSLAVE US AND THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS PREPARING FOR CIVIL WAR IN THE UNITED STATES WHEN U.N. TROOPS ARE CALLED TO CONFISCATE THE GUNS OF U.S. CITIZENS.

Wondering what's happening to the America we all once loved and knew? Has it ever occurred to you that all the drugs, and crime, the street gangs, the drive-by shootings the lone "crazed" gunman randomly shooting children in the school-yard; is it possible that all of this was planned long ago by an elite group of super-rich banking families whose lust for power is so great that they desire to control humanity through a One World Government, A New World Order?”

“Why are so many Americans and others walking the streets, unemployed, many even homeless, living and begging on the streets? Why are scientific books being written which suggest that AIDS is a laboratory-created disease?


Do you know why?”

“To give crazy little birds likeyou something to worry about”

“Tweet, tweet.”

“I believe in crop circles, Area 51 and sasquatch...so this has got to be true. Hang on to your guns.”

“You'll need 'em when the Sasquatch come down from the hills for their Revenge.”

“should we get ammo?”

“I think I'll go the 'silent but deadly' route. See the slingshot thread.

You thought I was talking about Something Else, didn't you?”

“Why, suddenly, are those diseases like tuberculosis, polio, etc.
which had been "cured" and eliminated, now coming back in a new lethal
mutated strains? Have you read how this elite group of world planners
met 30 years ago and designed a project called "Global 2000" a plan to
create famine, wars, and new diseases so that by the year 2000 the
population of planet earth would be reduced by 3 billion people? Yes,
there is a world conspiracy so sinister that it is affecting you and
all Americans, and it is never mentioned in the media, the controlled
press, which is owned and controlled by some of these super- rich
families who are attempting to bring about the so-called "New World
Order".”

“I'm skeert now!”

“oooh, scary. You guys are pretty paranoid. Disease resistance to commonly used anti-biotics is a form of natural selection. The same thing is happening in agriculture with certain weeds, they are surviving chemicals that normally would kill them. Is this part of the big "plot" as well?

Better be carefull, bigbrother is probably watching you. You will probably end up dead in a dumpster just for mentioning this kind of thing.”

“I talked to God today. He said not to worry. You are only going to die once.”

“But Ian Flaeming said you only live twice.

?”

“(he later changed his name to 'Fleming' at the urging of his publisher, <ha>)”

“Do these super powerful groups happen to be controlled by Jewish bankers...Cuz this thread seems to be leading this way...Nazis”

“Nooooooo, mr Davies, it is FAR FAR more complicated. It has to do with the fact that the government for centuries has been covering up and hiding its knowlege of extraterrestrial life forms. Some of these life forms, living in tunnels under the Utah salt flats, are actually stealing our genetic material to create a new breed of themselves, more suited to the above-ground conditions.

At this point, I should point out that these life forms have six digits, instead of five on each limb.

Look around carefully, My organizaion believes that the first of the hybrids actually made it past its third birthday last tuesday. We just missed cornering it at area 51 three weeks ago. We lost a member (albeit a worthless one) on that mission. This hybrid should have the appearance of an adult, now, but without the ability to talk.

Look around people! If you see a "person" with extra-large eyes and six digits, email me!

Sparky@engineer.com

May fate have mercy on our species.”

“Why did you list my email address?

I have received three responses already.

One from Marvin and two from Ice Tea.”

“Oh, my! Is that you? Ummm heh.. Gee. Well, this version of carnivore that my organization gave me must have a flaw...

Boy, is my face red!

Keep a look out for six-fingered aliens!”

“By the way, Mr. Martin, I love your music.”

“Wel, If it's aliens then that's a whole diff ballgame...”

“C.F. Martin?

Martin & Lewis?

Uncle Martin?

Martin Mull?

Martini & Rossi on the rocks?

<GAK>”