Pushups

“I'm up to 43.

I feel like a STUD”

“I hear those kind of bras become uncomfortable after a while. However, I could look at more than just 43.”

“I thought this was about the ice cream treat I remember from my childhood! Hmmmmm, I'm confused! ;-)”

“I started out with 19 then up to 21 then high 20s then to 31 then said what the hell and went to 40 now there's no limit I'm bound to push 60 and who the hell knows.”

“Hey Bude, your doing great on those pushups, what is your favorite flavor pushup.I like the orange ones myself.
Stumprider, what is your favorite flavor.”

“I liked the orange ones, too!”

“Orange sherbert kicks all forms of ass!”

“I only thought there were just orange sherbet ones. There were OTHERS???!?”

“Maybe lemon? Lime, even?

The mind reels at the possibilities, BOL”

“hummm.... if baskin robbins made bras?
43 flavors of edible pushups?

good job bude but dot get carried away.... muscle unused is a complete waste”

“I only push up 25 a day!”

“When you can do 40 with your fully loaded pack-you're a stud.”

“No Shoit!”

“Who started this thread?”

“Now, if there were something like a, say a, hmmm, a haiku thread, I bet everyone would want to post on that! Gee, gang, let's all go to the haiku thread!”

“do they make lime green jellow pushups?”

“My favorite push ups are the ones where you put your feet on your bed, and hands on the floor. This puts all of the wait on your arms. I can do about 30 of these.”

“43? Come on soldier, 43 is is what the women do. Now get down maggot and give me 200!”

“25!

8)”

“I'm gettin there Buddah. Hell 43 is just a pit stop for me, I'll be up to 2000 in no time.

Just did my 43 for tonight and I feel like a STUD!!!!!

I keep my body straight as an oak board and make my nose touch the ground each time. Also doing them slow makes your muscles work harder and stronger cause more blood gets pushed in there.”

“I thought this was a bra thread.”

“37 non stop a few years back...now I can do like 22.”

“my fallout with Mina Sauk Falls. Damaged ligaments in the shoulder....now down to 50...sucks!”

“You guys are like 17, right?”

“even when my shoulder was really hurtin, I was still able to do 35-40.”

“Excuse me stikky - but I resemble that remark!

I don't like push ups, I'd rather do inclines at the gym on the bench to keep my pects in shape.

When I do pushups, my, uh, chest gets in the way and I can't go down as far as I'd like to..hence, the reason I do inclines.

*Sigh* Why me?

Tex”

“Well if there that firm then you dont need to do pushups or a pushup? try woodblocks if ya really want to do them tho...”

“Hmm..now there's an idea...but it's not the firmness DOM, it's the uh, area they account for.

Oh, nevermind...TMI

Tex”

“L.S.M.F.T.”

“Too funny Tex.”

“of course that brings us back to the basic question.... does size matter? :)

hey! biceps!.... get yer minds outta the gutter!”

“????”

“(Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits)”

“Actually, pushups are for the birds, I like working out by having lots of sex. Try 42 minutes buddy!”

“in that tent you sold me???? I need all the cosmic help that I can get...tell me that tent holds special powers.”

“Lucky Strikes? WTF?

I'd think about having that tent Fumigated, Stikmon.”

“Only 42 minutes, Buddha? You're pathetic. Gimme your girlfriend's #.









;-)”

“Oh, wait a minute, you don't have a girlfriend. NEVER MIND...”

“42 minutes and no girlfriend.... could be a record....”

“New trailname... Harry Palms?”

“At 42 minutes, I doubt there's any hair on his palms!”

“Buddha Bear, years ago I could do push-ups without using my arms. Alas, those days are passed.”

“(to the great relief of gophers everywhere)”

“LOL! Tilt, you are certifiable.”

“it was immaculate. and a great deal too. I;m very pleased.”

“and water proof? :}”

“Definately waterproff, I personally used a "special" waterproffing agent on it.

JK Stikmon, just use the thing, it's time you start "blessing" the thing for Pete's sake.

BTW - my back is starting to hurt.”

“my 8 yr old can do 74, i #&%!$ you not! his bicepts are as big around as a broomshick & he can climb a 30 foot pole faster than you can say "getcho ass off dat pole, yer gonna break yer neck!" go figure.”

“My fans, you remember I was at 41 not too long ago. Well I've been at 45 this past week and tonight I got to 45 and said "I AIN'T STOPPING"

49 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“You're getting OLD! lol”