Tent Pegs ???

“OPIE is a fargin troll!
Burn the troll!”

“TK.. I can only speak for myself, but IMHO the answers to your questions are as follows:

1) Yes

2) 529days, 8 hours, 17 minutes, 38.739 seconds

In case you forgot, your questions were:

1) Well, the insurance adjuster and fire marshal just left. . .are you guys happy NOW that I didn't ask some dumb ass questions??

2) p.s. . .. how much longer do I have to be a effen TROLL ???”

“Uh cool, the vicadan is kicking in for Geo!”

“lyndy...i posted here for at least a month or so before hiking with dayhiker, mdshiker, rabbitman, and Sandy's husband mike..by the way..where are they???


BAN OPIE!!!...err no..don't do that..then i'd have to sit here at work and talk to my co-workers”

“Seen sandy posting on one of the threads, or maybe her husband. Can't remember which one... Rabbitman has posted a little on the Sipsey Reunion thread.”

“Sorry, OPIE, I guess I understood things differently.”

“For all the good banning does, why not ban them all???”

“A-1... with the concentrated raisen juice?


Lessee, there's all-the-way colorblind (which is super rare), yellow-blue colorblind (which is really rare, And weird as hell) then there's your run-of-the mill red-green like I've got.

"Geee, Officer, you say that light was red?"”

“Hey, Father Goose, if he is only 17 shouldn't he be "water tea"? And if he is only 17 and a male maybe he wants osme of the "LOVE VINE" from the Dodder.”

“My old boss couldn't tell the difference between green and brown. One day we were all looking at his tie funny and he picked it up, stared at it for a while and said, "That's a green tie, isn't it?"”

“i lost a tent peg in the buffalo river sand last weekend....it was stiky's fault for making me take all those crown royal shots and waking up wif a hangover....



dammm! i left a trace! well, at least it wasnt an orange peel...”

“A-1 seems a bit over powering to me, have ya tried lee and perins? Wine and mushrooms seem to go well with most cuts too.

I like to take a big pair of aluminum stakes, theres always a soft spot and they take hammering where little ones fold up.(but dont use wine on them.)”

“I haven't had any in years, but I was a 5-star A-1 junkie when I was a kid.

My Divine Lightning only needs two stakes: one at each end. I use the Black Diamond T-stakes, usually. It's like 'a bivy with some headroom', a single-wall version of the SD LightYear.

Oh yeah... You know what Dracula has for breakfast, doncha?”

“stake and eggs?
tequila sunrise?”

“<ARGH>”

“is dodder male or female..did they just ask if ice tea wanted some of the ol LOVE VINE??...as i say...WTF??”

“and a little chocolate syrup.







Im not sure what that pertains to, but it sounded good. and tastes good too.”

“mmmmmm!! chocolate!”