Gotham: Myth or Cannibal haven?

“My organization has discovered evidence of a subterranean city somewhere on the northeast coast. This city is populated by cannibals who are taking children, the old and the homeless down into their lair for food.

Obviously, there being no sunlight in their world, they are not able to be vegan like us. Instead, they have become corrupted: At first taking housepets and livestock, they discovered, though the bloody and murderous taste of meat, that they enjoyed the taste of the above-landers best of all.

We are prey to their corruption. Be aware and be alive.

Fate have mercy on our species.”

“One is watching you as you post.”

“C.H.U.D.s!”

“Yes, Tilt, this is where we began our investigation. The media often make "fictional" accounts of real events so that people will not believe them.

It's amazing psychology, actually.”

“And Leatherface is your brother-in-law.”

“Who? No, I'm not married.”

“<BOING>”

“Don't get too excited, though, Tilt. I have a boyfriend.”