Tent Pigs

“I've seen all sorts of Tent Pigs.

Kids who eat in the tent. Yuck.

Tentmate that takes up too much room.

Friend who borrows my tent and brings it back rolled up, wet and mildewy.”

“PIGGGGGG!



SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEE! ! ! !”

“Pig?! Where? WHERE!?!?”

“Sometines you come upon a tent and it grunts like a pig.”

“If this tents a gruntin'
It ain't truffles I'm huntin'”

“If'n yer tent's a'gruntin', chances are Dodder's inside.”

“Another quirk for the personnel file.”

“Nothing like a good Hog call echoing through the trees!! (we need spell check on this thing)”

“Oink!”

“Men are pigs and hence the oinkin`
thinkin` of food and about boinkin`
eatin` sloppy and swillin` suds
makin` bacon, shuckin` `em duds
like them two pigs in a blanket, a tent, we`ll call it a pen
huffin` and puffin`s alright said the wolf, er, pig, lemme in
oinkin` and boinkin` all through the night
little pig, little pig, full of delight”

“If it ain't dirty, you're just not doin' it right.”

“Eating in the tent is a no-no.
If you lend a tent to a friend and they roll it up and it gets all messed up I would make them buy me a new one!
If someone that takes up too much room in the tent I would get mad but I would deal with it!
And the worst thing you could do to be a tent pig is SNORE!!!!!!

8p”