Rush Limbaugh on crack.

“The NY Post has a partial transcript. Here's some of it:


Mike from Miami :"How do you equate hypocrisy and addiction, pillhead?"

Pillhead: "It's not hypocritical because my behavior doesn't determine the value of right and wrong - nobody's does,"...

"If I were to admit I'm a hypocrite, then I'm going to be disqualified from being able to say what I think is right and wrong.

"I'm not going to let anybody take that away from me," ...

"Whatever I did I did, but it doesn't change what right and wrong are." ...

"The liberals do the same thing with defense," "They try to say that people who didn't serve in the military can't talk about defense. People who wish to be exempt from any moral judgment [are] taking the occasion of my story to try to weaken the whole concept of right and wrong by taking shots at me,"...”

“I can only assume that his lawyers are negotiating for the harshest sentence possible.”

“You actually called him a pillhead on the air, violin?”

“LMAO@Aero”

“"If I were to admit I'm a hypocrite, then I'm going to be disqualified from being able to say what I think is right and wrong.

"I'm not going to let anybody take that away from me,"

Translation: If I were admit to my listeners that my addiction was substancially similar to any other drug addiction, I would have to support programs for people who do not have the money I have to enter treatment. I'm not willing to do that.”

“My guess it was Scooby Davis.

Trolling TT is a full-time job. I don't have time to stalk Rush too.”

“"People who wish to be exempt from any moral judgment [are] taking the occasion of my story to try to weaken the whole concept of right and wrong by taking shots at me,"..."

I think Rush wishes to be exempt from moral judgement.

That A-hole has been attempting to "weaken the concept of right and wrong" by lying, twisting the truth and generally prevaricating for years.”

“Consuella, would you mind running down to the drug store for me again?

But Meester Leembaugh, I just now got back from thee drug store!”

“I thought her name was Conchita.”

“Nigal, that is pathetically funny (in a sad sort of way)”

“And another thing Nigal, please use innuendo instead of direct reference to sexual acts and parts!


You're embarrassing the @$%!&^%#$^$ outta me!”

“From Will Durst:



Some of you smug critics may consider this fall from grace a failure of the man or the spirit, or even an ironic moment worthy of Jim Fixx dying while jogging or Mark Fuhrman speaking at a Martin Luther King testimonial dinner. But the fault for this descent into the depths of despair cannot be laid at Rush's feet.

The real reason the man "with talent on loan from God" has fallen into junkie hell is as plain as the walls in the Honeymooners' kitchen. Responsibility rests squarely on the shoulders of the person at the center of all the evils currently existing in the world: Bill Clinton, and the bride he enthusiastically shares with Satan, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Their commie pinko yellow rat bastard policies drove our hero of the heartland into this depraved state. Who knows what demonic rituals must have been performed by Hillary and her coven of feminist witches naked under a full moon to effect this abomination? Surely a few muttered black spells were not sufficient to cause Rush to take the fateful stumble that injured his back. In order to bend the will of so strong a life force, it must have taken a whole succession of sacrifices, and I ain't talking no chickens or sheep here. Human sacrifices.

So, stay ever vigilant, you Rush supporters. Don't let your guard down. This battle has been ratcheted up to a fight between darkness and light. Between good and evil itself. Between us and them. Pray for Saint Rush.”

“I can feel a disruption in "the force".

Its as thought 20,000,000 empty heads just imploded.”

“(CNN) -- An attorney for Rush Limbaugh said Thursday the conservative radio host's medical records have been seized by Florida prosecutors.

"We have been informed that this afternoon the Palm Beach State Attorney's Office will announce that it has seized the medical records of four doctors who treated Rush Limbaugh for serious medical conditions and the pain resulting from them," lawyer Roy Black said in a written statement Limbaugh read during his show.

"In fact, what these records show is that Mr. Limbaugh suffered extreme pain and had legitimate reasons for taking pain medication. Unfortunately, because of Mr. Limbaugh's prominence and well-known political opinions, he is being subjected to an invasion of privacy no citizen of this republic should endure.

"Let us make our position clear: Rush Limbaugh is not part of a drug ring. He was never a target of a drug investigation. He became addicted to a prescription drug during legitimate medical treatment. He has publicly admitted this problem and has successfully sought treatment, which continues today.

"We won't speculate on why the State Attorney's Office is handling Mr. Limbaugh's case the way it is. But what should be a responsible investigation is looking more and more like a fishing expedition."

A law enforcement source familiar with the investigation said investigators searched Limbaugh's doctors' offices in Florida and New York.

A search warrant was served recently and a list of what was seized is expected to be filed with a court clerk's office in Palm Beach County, Florida, as early as Thursday, the source said.

Law enforcement sources tell CNN they are continuing to conduct a criminal investigation of the popular and outspoken talk show host as part of an ongoing investigation into the illegal sale of prescription painkillers.

A spokesman for the Palm Beach County state attorney did not immediately return a telephone call seeking comment.

Police are investigating claims by Limbaugh's former housekeeper that she illegally sold Limbaugh thousands of prescription painkillers.

Limbaugh returned to the airways last month after a five-week rehabilitation program to help him overcome his addiction.

The commentator's radio show is syndicated on about 600 radio stations nationwide and reaches an audience of about 14 million people each week.

In the past, Limbaugh has said on his show that drug crimes deserve to be punished”

“Where did they send Chong?

Can you imagine the highjinks if those two were cellmates?



Knock-Knock-Knock!

"Hey man it's Rush!"

"Rush ain't here man!"

"Naw Man... I'M Rush!"

"Rush?"

"Yeah!!"

"Rush????"

"Yeah Man, Open The Door! I think the cops saw me come in here."

"Rush?"

"YEAH MAN"

"Rush ain't here, man!!"”

“I heard the statement El Chubbo read on his show today. The one by his attorney, and later when he claimed he was being singled out by the gub'ment cause of his conservative beliefs. I almost crashed my car when I heard that...Fla is a state run by the presidents frickin brother...not some left wing pinko. Jeeze how stupid am I supposed to be?”

“"We won't speculate on why the State Attorney's Office is handling Mr. Limbaugh's case the way it is. But what should be a responsible investigation is looking more and more like a fishing expedition," Black said.

Sounds familiar. Didn't Kenneth Starr conduct a fishing expedition? Was Rush Limbaugh speaking out against the Whitewater fishing expedition?”

“Taking on the world with half of my addiction tied behind my back.”

“I think Rush is going down.

What is the total poundage of synthetic heroin that he is known to have purchased?”

“Hopefully he gives that talent back to God. What an arrogant cuss. Rush is a moron, as are all that stand with him.


BTW - Stratdink has been real quite latley. I hope he hasn't choked from having his head up his ass.”

“ha ha ha laqis....did you think of that all by yourself? wow, you're way smarter than that moron who is a gazillionaire...man he must really really be stupid. any moron could singlehandedly change the face of AM radio, and affect the political landscape of an entire nation in the process. oh i know, if it wasn't for all of stupid morons that listen, he'd be nowhere....


at least you're not arrogant laq.



i have been living my life, not wasting my time reading 12 liberals high five each other because public enemy #1 got busted.

what is noteworthy, for those who may be objective, is that rush stayed on course through all of this. he didn't let the espn thing or the drug thing interrupt the purpose of the show. it goes on, it is stronger than ever and his formula for sucess will continue to stand the test of time. tough nuggies....




liberalism wants to rule you, not lead you. confine you, not uplift you.....and they hate rush, and me, for exposing this fact. luckily, i don't give a crap what you think of me. WHEW!


"The presumption in America today -- first for the poor, but
increasingly for all of us -- is that our children belong to the
state. The state allows those children to remain 'out on loan'
to their natural birth parents only so long as you meet all
the government's requirements: Every vaccination recommended
by the major pharmaceutical firms, no matter how dangerous
or statistically useless. No guns in the house; no strange
faith-healing religious beliefs. And you'd better make sure your
kid reports to the local government youth propaganda camp from
the age of 6 ... or is it 5 now? ... so the local educrats get
their subsidies based on a full complement of little butts to
warm the seats." --Vin Suprynowicz”

“Will a term in the joint jerk a knot in Rush's giddyup? Is there anything Rush could possibly do to shake Stratdewd's faith?

It's... The FEDAYEEN LIMBAUGH !!”

“"In fact, what these records show is that Mr. Limbaugh suffered extreme pain and had legitimate reasons for taking pain medication."


From an interview Limbaugh gave after a three day golf tournament: "...for some reason, I just was not able to execute my swing today.

And I think it had nothing to do with physical characteristics. There's nothing wrong with me. I think it's just for whatever reason, maybe I was tired, I have no idea what it was."



Somebody's pants are on fire.




http://www.asapsports.com/golf/2003celebrity/071703RL.html”

“"liberalism wants to rule you, not lead you. confine you, not uplift you.....and they hate rush, and me, for exposing this fact. luckily, i don't give a crap what you think of me. WHEW!........."



hhhhmmmmmm, liberals want to control you? Confine you? Isn't that the opposite of liberate? Those who don't stand with a Republicans are automaticaly liberal?

If ya notice...Strat's trying to post like Buck now. Is he you new hero?

Rush IS arrogant. He is a hyprocrite. I have no tolerance for them. He's a moron. Ann Coulter is a moron. She is a hyprocrite.

Hhmmmmmm, people who are hardcore conservatives who are in media, Dr. Laura (nude pictures) and Rush (stone cold busted) have made a living out of telling people how they should run there lives. How does it feel to be lied to? Following the words of a hyprocite has got to hurt. So Rush change the face of radio.....ahhh no he didn't, pal. If you want to point at someone who has, point to Howard Stern. People like Rush have been around for a very long time. He just got fashionable right around the time Howard started to get play. They "shock" on either sides of the spectrum. WHEW!!”

“I think Rush is doing a fine job. He IS an entertainer, after all. Every time I read about him in the papers, I'm entertained!

ENTERTAIN ON, RUSH!

Whattaguy!”

“I should have noted that the Rush interview was on July 17, 2003.

Was he in "extreme pain" then and therefore "had legitimate reasons for taking pain medication"?”

“Oh, and Laqtis, Rush got popular after the fairness doctrine was removed. Howard Stern had little to do with it, IMO.

The Fairness Doctrine from 1949 until 1987, when it was discontinued by the Federal Communications Commission, required broadcasters, as a condition of getting their licenses from the FCC, to cover controversial issues in their community, and to do so by offering some balancing views. It did not require equal time for opposing views. It merely prevented a station from day after day presenting a single view without airing opposing views.


Link”

“Rush is an American hero!”

“Phead - Yep, I know about the doctrine. I was pointing out to the guy in the cornor with the pointy hat on, that Howard has done more to influance radio than "Rush to Judgement". Howard's influance can be heard more than Rush's.”

“Political attack dogs could not exist with a fairness doctrine in place.”

“Yes, be sure to inspect the cartilage.

yuck.”

“laq, why dont you get a show with 20,000,000 listeners? does stern have that many? besides sterns a dopehead too and on FM not AM. why do you just say moron over and over? why do you try to make people believe that people you don't like are stupid? what does that do for you?

buck you say? i like that guy alot, but my hero is underdog.”

“I'd be shocked if there weren't 20 million stupid people willing to listen to a stupid loudmouth on the radio... Just hypothetically.”

“numbers dont equal truth. Rush is an entertainer a commodity of sorts, a brand perhaps.”

“Weak, real weak, comeback, ya MORON! Good to see you spot the trend, ya MORON! Why, you right, ya MORON! I do use the word MORON a lot on your threads, ya MORON! I really have no other word for ya, MORON! Gee, this is getting repetive, ya MORON! Or is it just getting too easy, ya MORON? Maybe if ya said somthing that made scene, ya MORON, I would be calling ya, MORON! So ya called Rush a dopehead too, ya MORON! It very obvious, that Howard has done MORE ON the radio than Rush has, ya MORON! What does this do for me, ya MORON? Don't worry, it's just the begining of the PILE ON, ya MORON!”

“my 6 year old is more mature than you.

over n out”

“Sniff, poor guy.....was I too mean to you? Why don't you go and find your mother to cry on her sholder. You try and dish it out, but ya can't take it!

JIHAD STRATMORON!”

“seek help man, while threre's still a chance. you have been outed as truely pathetic....”

“I know are are, but what am I?”

“JIHAD LAQTOSE!!!”

“LMFAO!


It is a struggle iffin' one has a lactose intolerant problem. Not being able to ice cream and such would be a bltch!”

“JIHAD DAIRY PRODUCTS!”

“ROTFLMMFGDAO!!!!


I can't even respond, I'm laughing to F'ing hard!”

“lolz,”

“"...over n out"
stratdewd
12:49:22 AM

I will forgive your ignorance, dewd.

Proper radio procedure dictates that the words "over" and "out" are not used together.

It is either "over" or "out".

"over", meaning, "I'm finished, back to you".

"out", means, "I'm gone", and to say "over" along with "out" would be wasted air time and could be confusing to the party with whom you are speaking.

When communicating in the field a mere "click"(cuing of the mic) is a sufficient response in place of saying, "out" and is a good tactical procedure when stealth is important.

"CLICK"”