Rush Limbaugh on crack.

“10-4 Good buddy!”

“ROGER WILCO, TOM T,

over and out catcha on the flipside!”

“copy that”

“WRONG!!!”

“Too bad we don't have Rush on ESPN to explain the liberal bias behind the computerized QB ratings that have a black quarterback at #1 (McNair)and #3 (Culpepper).”

“Stop it ped, you're not being fair!

Hey, isn't Mike Vick back?

Pretty soon the slaves will be runnin' the plantation.”

“If Rush dropped his painkiller on the floor of his SUV and crashed trying to retrieve it would it be called an “accident” or an “Oxydent”?”

“I dunno, but he sure seems like an Oxymoron to me.”

“So many black quarterbacks; so little oxycontin!”

“I'm thinking rush had a good point!”

“Next thing ya know, they'll think they can play golf!”

“Of course Rush had a good point ... right on top of his head. It's still there, I reckon.”

“Rush likes to be on crack, Geobeet likes to be in a man's crack.”

“I could be a Rush Fan.... but the icepick lobotomy is somewhat offputting.”

“SACRAMENTO, California (CNN) -- California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Tuesday that an independent investigation of pre-election allegations that he groped and sexually harassed women isn't necessary because "the people have spoken." He said he is focused on solving the state's fiscal problems.

"Their voices have been heard. They elected me to be governor, and they sent me up here to do the job," Schwarzenegger said in an interview with CNN's Judy Woodruff's Inside Politics. "That's what I'm here to do, and so that's why I'm concentrating on this right now."

Schwarzenegger also said he knows nothing about allegations that his campaign spread false information about one of his accusers, Rhonda Miller, who filed a defamation lawsuit Monday.








When Rush Limbaugh heard the news, he immediately declared a police investigation that he abused drugs, money-laundering, and doctor-shopping allegations isn't necessary because "20 million listeners couldn't be wrong about me." He said he is focused on solving the country's moral problems related to drug abuse.”

“WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (CNN) -- An attorney for Rush Limbaugh charged Monday that the conservative talk show host was being blackmailed by the Florida couple whose allegations triggered an ongoing investigation into his purchases of painkillers.

During a hearing over whether prosecutors should have access to Limbaugh's medical records, attorney Roy Black said Limbaugh paid "extreme amounts of money" to Wilma Cline, his former housekeeper, and her husband, first for pills and then for extortion. Black alleged that the Clines had threatened to go public with information about Limbaugh's drug use unless they received $4 million.

Black said Limbaugh wanted to contact the FBI, but was told by an unidentified friend that if he went to the authorities, they would target him, and his political enemies would use the information against him.

"That's exactly what happened," said Black, who also alleged that Cline's husband was a convicted drug trafficker.

The accusation by Limbaugh's attorney came on the day that a judge began hearing arguments over whether Limbaugh's medical records should be unsealed. Prosecutors are investigating whether Limbaugh obtained and used prescription painkillers illegally and want the records opened.

No charges have yet been filed against Limbaugh.

A spokeswoman for the radio network that carries Limbaugh's show said discussions have taken place between Black and prosecutors about a possible resolution of the investigation of Limbaugh.

Keven Bellows, a spokeswoman for Premier Radio Networks, said Black had been talking with the Palm Beach County state attorney's office about Limbaugh "accepting responsibility for his actions."

But one of Limbaugh's attorneys, Mark Shapiro, strongly denied that any plea negotiations are taking place, saying Limbaugh is "not prepared to plead guilty to anything."

Bellows said Limbaugh, who recently completed treatment for addiction to prescription painkillers, recognizes that he may have purchased drugs illegally under Florida law and "certainly had more pills than he could ever use." In a later interview, however, she denied making that last comment.

Bellows said Limbaugh never intended to sell the drugs. "He wants this thing to go away," she said. "He won't admit to anything he didn't do."

Limbaugh is broadcasting from South Florida this week and may say something about the case on the air Tuesday, according to Bellows.







What a nut.”

“Can anyone tell me what Rush's reaction to Al Gore's son being busted for pot was?”

“I mean... I'm sure he spent the better part of his show on the topic... right?”

“OH WILMA......I'm home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:^O”

“NEW YORK (CNNfn) - In a marketing gimmick reminiscent of the gold ticket in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," M&M's will for a brief period strip the world famous candy of its color.

M&M's plans to phase out color in 2004 - the "official" announcement will be made on "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve" on ABC - in what the company is calling the biggest transformation in its 60 year history. M&M's spokesman Jeffrey Moran said the New Year's Eve announcement is timed to "turn over a new leaf and start a new phase."

M&M's parent company Mars is privately held and therefore does not release sales figures, but overall chocolate sales have been flat in the last few years. Moran characterized M&M's sales as "stable," but added that the company is trying to gain market share.



Rush Limbaugh praised the move by stating, "I never much cared for colored ones".”

“so they will be clear now?

people who unjustly call someone a racist are just as bad as a real racist. limbaughs program director is black. he routinely has blacks guest host for him(prof. walter williams, dr thomas sowell).

you're pathetic, USA.”

“Well... Rush may not be a racist but he's a socialist. His lawyer denigrated Wilma Cline's entrepreneurship as 'blackmail'. While she was in negotiations to sell her story to the Enquirer, she was kind enough to offer to sell the rights to Limbaugh. To turn around and call her attempt to earn the best price for her intellectual property blackmail, is nothing short of socialism. How shocking and pathetic is that?”

“socailism? dood, that should make you happy. that is, if it made any sence.


never trust your house cleaner....”

“You can't really blame her for trying a little free enterprise after cleaning his brimming crapper for years.”

“Tlak about kicking a guy when he's down. Just when he probably thought things couldn't get any worse, his whole world view implodes. He must feel like he woke up in a Kafka novel.


ACLU Comes to Rush Limbaugh's Defense”

“Holy Turnaround, Batman!!!! Do you think Rush will address this on his radio show?”

“BwAAAAhahahahha!!!!


HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaa!


Wait wait... Rush... ACLU!


HAAAAAAhahahahaha!”

“This has to be the funniest thing to happen in 2004, no matter what else happens.
C'mon, Rush, tell us about it!”

“We now know who the "bigger man" is here, and I am not talking pound for pound either.”

“Holy Snikies!”

“Defend... hahahahaha... Limbaugh's.... ahahahahahaha... Privacy! HAaahahahaha!!!!”

“Defending Rush's privates wouldn't be such a big job.”

“Do you see the routine in the playoff pregame show? Had a guy imitating Rush downing McNabb in his EIB studio. Before you know it, a guy in McNabb's uniform busts in and starte beating Rush up. Too funny.”

“geez. "Did you see..."”

“That McNabb animation was overrated, because they drew it with dark colors.....”

“ACLU... ahahhahahahahahaha... DEFENDING .... hahahahahaha .... RUSH! Hahahahaha!”

“The McNabb-beats-the-snot-outta-Limbaugh thing wasn't animated!

It looked like something from Saturday Night Live.”

“That Limbaugh thing could get even better.

They could have "Janet Reno" and "Hillary Clinton" doing celebrity beat-downs of a fake Rush.

Hey, its "entertainment", Rush is an "entertainer"!”

“LIMBAUGH ON DRUGS, DEFENDED BY STRATDEWD AND THE ACLU!!!



HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

“Wow, that's some powerful crack there, Rush.”

“MSNBC pulled these choice quotes from Rush's website:


“If this guy had burned that flag, the ACLU and countless other groups would be down there supporting this guy’s right to desecrate old glory. But because he’s flying the American flag respectfully, none of the so-called civil libertarians makes a peep.”
-- Rush Limbaugh - September 12th, 2003


“The ACLU has decided they’re not going to appeal the Ninth Circuit’s decision to reinstate the California re-call election... They must not really care all that much about you stupid minorities and poor people.”
-- Rush Limbaugh - September 23rd, 2003


“Where have all these so-called civil libertarians gone, the ACLU and the rest of them, claiming our government is overreaching?”
-- Rush Limbaugh - December 23rd, 2003


“I warned you about this ever-broadening interpretation of the so-called right to privacy. It’s not a ‘right’ specifically enumerated in the Constitution or Bill of Rights.”
-- Rush Limbaugh - August 22nd, 2003”

“That's entertainment!”

“I am a card carrying member of the ACLU. Yes, they can be extreme, but at least IMHO, that is far better than the alternative.”

“Civil liberty is not always a pretty thing.






Nigal, put those dang pants on!”

“Heehehhehehe!

Where's Stratdewd?”

“stratdewd?

Did he get put away in a rubber room?”

“Didn’t Buffalo Babe send him for deprogramming?”

“Too much "Excellence In Broadcasting"?”