Rush Limbaugh on crack.

“Kleetn, you are absolutely right. The PATRIOT act is a deplorable piece of legislation.

People are fighting back, thankfully.


CENTER FOR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS
Professor Susan Herman
Electronic Frontier Foundation”

“Sure, we can trust Georgie Butch.

He says "god bless America" a lot.

That's good enough for me!”

“You friggin liberals don't know yer head from yer ass.

Who will defend this country? You?

Pacifist idiots.”

“did you know that it's perfectly legal to pray in school? You can pray at work too, no one can stop you (of course you need to do it at appropriate times).

I own several guns, I like em'. But I also think that if you want a good gun you should get looked at a little bit... if you wanna be strick to the 2nd amendment get a brown bess

I believe sometimes people need a little help, more a long the lines of teaching someone to fish then feeding them.

I don't think companies should ever get my tax money to help them out. If a company can't swim it should sink.

I don't know why new conservatives disagree with me...”

“I’m surprised none of you have cooed about that wacky humorist Ann Coulter.”

“Defend, defend this country?

From what?

Rogue states?

That Bush is a rogue, I tell ya!”

“Ann Coulter...she looks like she used to be a man.

Mann Coulter”

“Good points, one and all, you, you, LIBERALS!”

“Satan is a liberal, you know.”

“Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.

They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed hours. When he came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his driver had been there so long.

"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses," explained the driver.

"What did you tell the farmer?" Limbaugh asked. The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig."”

“Q: What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

A: One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, while the other is just a dirigible.”

“jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez”

“".........blow up yer TV......."
Tom Terrific
06:52:32 AM
09/10/02

She was a level-headed dancer on the road to alcohol
And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal
Well she pressed her chest against me
About the time the juke box broke
Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck
And these are the words she spoke

Chorus:
Blow up your TV throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try and find Jesus on your own

Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive
For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve
Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo
Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do

(Repeat chorus)

Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place
When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face
I said "You must know the answer."
"She said, "No but I'll give it a try."
And to this very day we've been livin' our way
And here is the reason why:

We blew up our TV, threw away our paper,
Went to the country, built us a home,
Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches,
they all found Jesus on their own”

“peaches for me.peaches come ina can, they were put there by a man, ina factory in town....”

“A little peach in an orchard grew,—
A little peach of emerald hue;
Warmed by the sun and wet by the dew
It grew.

Eugene Field (1850–1895


<GUFFAW>”

“well i dig them georgia peaches....make me feel right at home...



ronny van zandt”

“Every time I see the title of this thread, it looks like "Rush Limbaugh On Quack".



Everybody duck.”

“AFLACK!”

“I saw Ben Affleck on some talk show a few weeks ago. He's says whenever he's out in public, people walk up and point at him then they shout "AFLACK!" and laugh their asses off!

It's starting to Really piss him off!

BOL!”

“"Q: What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the
Hindenburg?

A: One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, while the other is just a
dirigible."
Violin
01:29:11 PM
09/10/02

Violin: Nazi comes from the German for National Socialist Party. Socialists wanting more government control of things. Socialist is the last thing Rush would be.”

“If they can't take a joke...”

“yer prolly an anti-dentite too....”

“Yer right. I hate going to the dentist!”

“Just wondering…

Do things like one health care system not scare the #&%!$ out of you? I mean they already tax me extra to smoke/drink because ???? I have my own health care and life insurance so they should have no interest…

Why do I have to pay for public housing? (indirectly)

Why do I pay for someone else’s food? (indirectly)

Why do I sit in college paying tuition with no aid or subsidized loans, working full time to pay for my schooling…while I’m also paying taxes for that money I earn to pay for the minority or divorced kid, or whatever that’s sitting next to me?

Why am I considered a ‘rich person’ tax wise when all I do is pay bills, work hard more hours, and pay more taxes? The more I make the more they take… can anyone explain this? How in a capitalist society do I have to give more percentage wise to the government than the guy next door who only works 40 hours a week and makes half what I do?

I’ll stop there… but it all seems to be boiling up today….”

“Did you hear Rush got busted by the cops?

















Yup. For having 250 lbs of crack!”

“THIS REMAINS THE BEST EXPLANATION OF WHY "THE RICH" SHOULD GET TAX REDUCTIONS, TOO


Suppose that every day 10 men go to dinner. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If it was paid the way we pay our taxes, the first four men would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1; the sixth would pay $3; the seventh $7; the eighth $12; the ninth $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

The 10 men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until the owner threw them a curve. He said, "Since you are all such good customers, I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20."
Now dinner for the 10 only cost $80. The first four are unaffected. They still eat for free. Can you figure out how to divvy up the $20
savings among the remaining six so that everyone gets his fair share?

The men realize that $20 divided by 6 is $3.33, but if they subtract that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would end up being paid to eat their meal. The restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so the fifth man paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of $59.

Outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out the $20," declared the sixth man pointing to the tenth, "and he got $7!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man! I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got seven times more than me!

"That's true," shouted the seventh man, "Why should he get $7 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks."

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor."

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They were $52 short!

And that, boys and girls and college instructors, is how the tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore. There are lots of good restaurants in Switzerland and the Caribbean”

“This is the dumbest thing I have read on here in a long time.”

“Sounds to me like all the AZZHOLES will leave the country.

I'm cool with that.”

“a really intelligent responce.....



i'd think you could actually think this one through. maybe you could just call me names...that will disproove what it says....how is it wrong??”

“Jesus, strat. There's no way in hell I'm going to sit here and point out everything that's wrong with your little fairy tale there. If you want to hold that opinion on the basis of THAT argument, be my guest.”

“sure phaed...we believe you....


BAUUUUK BAAHHHAAAAAAAK BAAAULK! ! ! ”

“here's how it's wrong:

the 10th man has a tax accountant, and would deduct not only the cost of the meal, but the travel expense to get to the restaurant, the cost of his suit.

everybody else there is probably taking the standard deduction

the end”

“Why am I doing this? I must be in a masochistic mood today....

Strat, here's how it works.
The guys who get their meals for free are eating dog food. The tenth guy is eating caviar and getting it served to him on a golden platter, by the other men before they can sit down to eat. No problem, so far, huh?
If you continue to try to tilt the system to make the tenth man richer and richer at the expense of the other men, you foment revolution.
As little as our system of government does to level the playing field, you would think that people would see just how good they have it. Are you being put upon, unfairly, compared to anyone else?”

“but of course yer just as wrong......BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! !



i had an aquarium maintenance co in the early 90's. i lost nearly 50% of my business when bill clinton did his big ass tax cut. 80% of my clients were rich people. they don't spend as much if you take away more. they quit comin to da table...DUH!”

“but of course yer just as wrong......BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! !



i had an aquarium maintenance co in the early 90's. i lost nearly 50% of my business when bill clinton did his big ass tax cut. 80% of my clients were rich people. they don't spend as much if you take away more. they quit comin to da table...DUH!”

“The trick is to get into a business that is in demand from all levels of the economic scale, my friend. Just kissing rich people's @sses might not get you the customer loyalty you desire.”

“I lost my job when GHW Bush raised taxes in the early 90's

aquariums are something that some people can't afford

duh back”

“Or, your business could have failed because of some other reason. I have no problem imagining that.”

“And as for being a chicken: You're right. I'm deeply afraid of tediousness.”

“i never said it failed, but thanks for the compliment...


yer all wrong, so there....”

“Yeah, okay, Strat, you get the exact same service from the government that a billionaire gets.

And mary poppins is having lesbian sex with tinkerbell in your shorts.”

“that would ROCK! !”

“On both counts. And you talk about Liberals living in a eutopian dreamworld?”

“The tinkerbell legend can be traced back to an extinct race of faeries who actually roamed the Earth at one point. My organization has discovered and excavated their tiny fossils from sites near Burgundy, France and Seville, Spain. We believe that they were killed by the common Canis Familiaris when humans began hearding sheep thought the hills of Eastern Spain and Western France.

We have no further information.”

“other than that, everything's great!”

“Also, stratocaster guitars were not invented by the Fender company as some would have you believe. Actually, a man named Roger Farris worked on integrating the design elements of the Galaxionian Pharnot (an alien instrument of unsurpassed beauty) with an earthly guitar. He failed and was vaporized for inter-galactic patent fraud. The result of his mediocre work was the stratocaster, which Fender picked up and ran with.”

“Oy.”

“i knew that in the second grade..”

“Finally, some intelligent commentary.”

“Geez stratodood, you should have put yer money in mood rings.

And those faeries evolved into Log Cabin Republicans.”