HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE

“looks like ped made it!

I'm usually invisible at work. I just move from cubicle to cubicle; my boss looks for me and my coworkers tell him "He was just here a minute ago." Most of the time he thinks I'm in a meeting. Then I show up after lunch and disappear for a couple hours. Pretty soon it's time to leave!”

“pedxing has the hang of it. He's not only invisible, you can't even hear him.”

“I think Aero has it too, now. I sure can't see him!”

“hey...where'd ped go?”

“Did somebody say something?”

“I can't hear you!”

“I'm......invisible!!!”

“STOP THE MADNESS

Im getting a headache”

“?????”

“Human INVISIBILITY HAS BEEN WRITTEN about for centuries. Indo-European and pre-Aryan shamanistic beliefs accompanied the peoples who eventually migrated into the Indus Valley (approx. 2,500-1,500 BCE). Here, men and women of GREAT SPIRITUAL ATTAINMENT, SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE, and EXTRAORDINARY POWERS came to be called rishis. The Vedas, which form the basis of Hinduism, emanated from the teachings of the rishis, starting around 1,000 BCE In these texts, we find descriptions of the rituals and techniques of the Hindu priests, sounding VERY MUCH LIKE the magical and shamanistic abilities of the old sorcerers, magicians and shamans. Later in Hinduism, around 700-300 BCE, we find the secret doctrines, called the Upanishads, which were WRITTEN FOR STUDENTS. Within the Upanishads, there is a section called the "Yogatattva," which gives the rich mystical philosophy of the discipline and theory of practice for attaining knowledge of the essence of God. A serious student of raja yoga was taught that certain supernormal powers, called siddhas, were a NATURAL OUTCOME OF GAINING MASTERY OVER ONE'S MIND and environment, and were used as valuable indications of the student's spiritual progress. One of these yogic siddhas was human invisibility. Patanjali, author of the Yoga-sutra, which is one of the earliest treatises among the early Indian writings, attempts to describe the process whereby human invisibility occurred. He says that CONCENTRATION AND MEDITATION can make the body IMPERCEPTIBLE to other men, and "a direct contact with the light of the eyes no longer existing, THE BODY DISAPPEARS." The light engendered in the eye of the observer no longer comes into contact with the body that has BECOME INVISIBLE, and the observer SEES NOTHING AT ALL. There is not a lot written about how this occurs; the explanation of the process whereby invisibility was brought into being was most likely left up to the TEACHER to impart to the STUDENT directly.”

“We MOVE AHEAD IN TIME and find that from the thirteenth century on, numerous texts in Europe refer to similar abilities, performed by sorcerers and magicians who had the power to MAKE THEMSELVES INVISIBLE, like the shamans (both ancient and modern), and the yoga masters in India. Some other cultures in which shamanism (and the ability to vanish) has played a major role are the Aborigines of Australia, the archaic peoples of North and South America, and THE PEOPLES in the polar regions.”

“That's what I said!”

“Next we look at Rosicrucianism, which STARTED IN EUROPE in the fifteenth century. Among the papers of that time, there are a number of them that TALK ABOUT INVISIBILITY. A brother in the Rosicrucian fraternity wrote a paper on how to WALK INVISIBLE AMONG MEN, and there is evidence that this was being taught in those early days. H. Spencer Lewis, the founder of the Ancient and Mystical Order Rosae Crucis in San Jose, CALIFORNIA, stated that one can gain invisibility with the use of clouds. He says that clouds or BODIES OF MIST can be called out of the invisible to surround a person and thus shut him out of the sight of others. According to Lewis, THIS SECRET PRACTICE IS STILL TAUGHT in the mystical schools of today. The written literature on this subject supports the statement that the cloud is the basis of the Rosicrucian invisibility secret.

Interestingly, a man named John Macky, who was an early Masonic leader (the early Masons were believed to be an offshoot of the Rosicrucians) taught a method whereby ANY MAN COULD RENDER HIMSELF INVISIBLE. Another offshoot of the Rosicrucian fraternity, the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, left manuscripts describing the RITUAL OF INVISIBILITY. These manuscripts talk about surrounding yourself with a shroud, which is described as looking like "a cloud." It is said that Madame Blavatsky, of the Theosophical Society, witnessed this invisibility for herself and was ACTUALLY GIVEN THE SECRET, thereafter accomplishing this for herself on several occasions in front of witnesses. The literature on the Spiritualists in the U.S. shows that there is no doubt they, too, KNEW about the cloud and its creation.”