HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE

“Violin, I thought you were done with Marvin?”

“Anyway, that's what I think on the subject.”

“Shoot, I'm not invisible anymore. Augghhh!”

“We are looking for something that is between EMPTY SPACE and ACTUAL PHYSICAL MATTER, something unseen by the naked eye but VERY MUCH IN EXISTENCE. The Rosicrucian manual tells us that the first form into which spirit essence concentrates preparatory to material manifestation is electrons. When spiritual essence gathers into very minute focal points of electrical charge (due to certain conditions), we have the creation of electrons. Science reports that such a cloud of free electrons will absorb all light entering it; it will not reflect nor refract light waves, nor are light waves able to PASS THROUGH A HUMAN BEING. Consequently the observer’s eye SEES NOTHING there and the person surrounded by such a cloud is invisible. Since light is necessary for human sight, when there are no reflected or refracted light waves bouncing off a person and hitting the observer’s retina, the person is not able to be seen and is NOT VISIBLE under normal circumstances.

How is this cloud CREATED intentionally? Please SEE my first post on this subject.”

“One could go to India and become an APPRENTICE or student of an Indian guru or teacher to learn these techniques, but that probably is NOT PRACTICAL in modern life. To the everyday person, the knowledge of HOW INVISIBILITY WORKS is a mystery. Here, for the first time in human history, the secrets of the ancients are REVEALED to the uninitiated. Once again:

Hold up LEFT INDEX FINGER with nail facing you.

Grab left index finger with RIGHT HAND.

Pinch THE INDEX NAIL with right hand thumbnail.
(to locate pulse)

Breathe in for 4 heartbeats.

Breathe OUT for 2 heartbeats.

REPEAT BREATHING cycle 3 times.

Poof... you are invisible?

That's it, JUST THAT SIMPLE.”

“sorry Marvin, you still scare me.....”

“Where did everybody go?"”

“Some times if I am reeeeeeeeeeeel sneeky and walk reeeeeeeeeel slow and be reeeeeeeeeeeel quite I can get avissabel. That is how I can sneek on a tree rat.”

“Sarabelle, putting practicality into Marvins postulations. I like it!

Hi, Marvy! Wasn't our walk downtown last night great? Who knew what you can see while you're invisible?!
Let's visit the bank today, OK?”