condition orange

“I gotta go get some beer too, I think I'm down to 7.

Well, I do have a lot of homebrew, too...”

“Easy...



HE'S AN IDIOT!”

“New America with all TT ideals..."

ROTFLMAO. And, what might those be?”

“It's dinner!
It's beverage!
It's an antiseptic!
It's antifreeze!
You can hide behind a keg!
You can use a party ball as a flotation device...

uhhh.... It's beverage!”

“If it looks like it might really get bad, I am buying corn and sugar by the truckload.”

“He watched Shawshank Redemption one too many times???”

“Hooters, Liabations and ummm...hooters?”

“Yeah!!
What HP said only more hooters!
Wait and MORE beer too.

Voilin and Pheady could the Prez and VP”

“If it looks like it might really get bad, I am buying corn and sugar by the truckload."
chili36
01:49:13 PM
12/22/03

is this a southern thing?”

“ok im feeling frisky here,

If it looks like it might really get bad, I am buying corn and sugar by the truckload."
chili36
01:49:13 PM
12/22/03

is this a redneck thing?”

“I just can't wait to go through airport security. Sigh.”

“The better to make the whiskey with, my dear...


In other words, yes.”

“Sounds like Chili's going to be making some elixer- medicinal, of course. Don't forget to stock up on copper tubing, too!”

“No one will care if he's right about this being the big one.


An old car radiator will do.”

“Nothing but the finest copper for me.

My plans call for a thumper keg and the chiller coil should be spring fed.

I haven't made any, but I used to have a client (who may or may not have given me a lesson or two; depending on whether the statute of limitations has run) who could make the best moonshine I ever tasted. It was crystal clear; smooth as silk; and would knock your lights out after a couple drinks.

A gallon of it would last me quite a while. We would drink it staight up; chilled to about 45 degrees; no ice.”

“Gonna double-distill, then?”

“That's the only way.”

“You could go the Grey Goose route and quintuple-distill...lol...”

“Holy crap! I guess you could.
yikes!”

“I tell ya, I learn so much from this site! A regular gold mine of information!”

“I tell ya, I learn so much from this site! A regular gold mine of information!"
aero
02:27:04 PM


Yeah, me too, Aero. I learned that if you are going to make yourself go blind, at least use the finest copper tubing to do so!”

“Damn straight!”

“are you talking about making a gin mill?

i am lost :(”

“Us Damn yankees up north of the Mason Dixie make us what we call Apple Jack.....ya ever try it?

WICKED....

maybe we could swap a gallon for some ya'lls shine”

“I need to remember to stop at a cider mill next year.”

“Whiskey still, mapleleaf.

You can get all the parts you need here .”

“[homer] Mmmm...Apple Jack...[/homer]”

“Hmmmm, I think I get it:
Code Orange- Stock up
Code Red- Start Drinking!”

“It's Code Brown that you have to worry about.”

“code red, kiss your arse goodbye”

“Ah.... Brown-25. Those were the days, my friend.



"Police didn't know why he had the blades in his shoe."????

It's Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!

(you guys are slipping... LOL)”

“and be aware of your surroundings”

“Sound like a good reason to go hiking to me.”

“So we're now at 'Ernie'?


”

“More freakin' Tennessee fans.....”

“I find "condition orange" is great on my new perm. Almost like it was made specifically for it. Leaves it shiny and soft.


:-)”

“Time to break out the binoculars and start watchin' the neighbors.

That's it, take it off nice and easy!
Now check for lumps!
Wait a minute, check that one again!”

“One of my all-time favorite movie lines: John Larroquette in "Stripes" looking through the binoculars....

"I didn't know they could DO that...."”

“"Be aware of your surroundings"

That is why we drink.........to escape our surroundings......HELLO!!!”

“Let me know when we go to Condition Cherry. Frankly though, I'd rather go to Condition Avocado. But Blueberry would also be good.”

“Saw heavily armed personnel on the Staten Island ferry this morning. Haven't seen these guys since last year sometime...”

“Wow, that turned a lot, uh, BIGGER, than I thought it would be, lol...”

“When the NSA technowienies pick up this much chatter you just can’t sit back and do nothing. The color system is a joke but hey, if they did nothing and something did happen everyone would be crying because the gubmint didn’t protect us. It’s a catch 22.”

“Nigal's right. It's become an unfortunate by-product of the world we live in. Another attack on U.S. soil would be devastating...”

“.”

“Nigal you are right... but, every week we are on code orange it costs about $1billion dollars. If I were a bad guy I'd really consider upping the chatter a couple times a year just to put bush in a bind, then after I'd cried wolf enough I'd plan the attack right after the defensive posture was downgraded”

“They just closed the US-Canadian Border at Sweetgrass, MT today. They found a brifcase laying next to a building and became suspicious, called the bomb squad from Malmstrom Air Base in Great Falls. I haven't heard yet what they found.

The same thing happened in October with a suitcase left at the same border crossing. They closed the border, called the bomb squad and found...............











.....a lost suitcase.”

“"The strategic indicators, including al-Qaida's continued desire to carry out attacks against our homeland, are perhaps greater now than at any point since September 11, 2001."
-- Tom Ridge



Well... I for one am glad that our Attaq on Iraq and capture of Saddam has made us soooo much more secure. Thank you Mr. President!”

“Damn, you are right violin. Taking Saddam really should have been the event that somehow contained all of the terrorist organizations around the world. I mean, that just makes sense. And since that is not the case it MUST be Bush's fault.”