Thranthraks?! OH MY GOODYS!

“The nother day my daddy sayed "ever buddy come over heer for a minit" so me and Chaloopy and Cooter and Gissmo and Bruh Weeny walked over ther for a minit.

My daddy reeched in a sak and got out some stuff and skratched it on Bruh Weeny and Bruh Weeny sayed "OH MY GAWD! I got thranthraks on my hares and I will prolly be ded in a minit! O! THE PAAAANE!"

I sayed "you crazy boy - you look at TB to much! that aint no thranthraks that is sebbin duts to get ded flee bugs!" and he sayed "oh".

I will tell you a promiss that Bruh Weeny is a crazy boy!

Kno what? The nother day we was all walkin on a hike that Gissmo orgerized in the cow yard on the nother side of the fens when my daddy was at werk. We was walkin up a leetle bit and Bruh Weeny sayed "O! I got evelation dezees! I will prolly be ded in a minit! O! THE PAAAAANE!" And I sayed "jus lay down for a minit" and when he layed down for a minit I walked on his belly with my foot and he did a good poot and feeld perty good and we walked to my hous for naps and snaks and dreenks.”

“ewww, doggie farts!”

“Sarbelle, where is your daddy today? Does he know you're playing on the computer?”

“He is at werk I gess. Notherwise I wold got in the truk to but I do not when he gos to werk cept some times.

Me and Chaloopy and Gissmo rode in the truk to the stor yesserday.”

“Sarabelle..... You didn't let Gissmo drive, again did you? I've seen Gissmo's drivin' and it's skeery!!

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“can you imagine the posts if sarabelle ever decides to down a twelve pack before logging on???

wait a minute,,,,maybe that is happening already.....”

“chili, it's happened before and to quote sarabelle, "it's skeery".”

“"Kno what? The nother day we was all walkin on a hike that Gissmo orgerized in the cow yard on the nother side of the fens when my daddy was at werk. We was walkin up a leetle bit and Bruh Weeny sayed "O! I got evelation dezees! I will prolly be ded in a minit! O! THE PAAAAANE!" And I sayed "jus lay down for a minit" and when he layed down for a minit I walked on his belly with my foot and he did a good poot and feeld perty good and we walked to my hous for naps and snaks and dreenks." . . .Sarabelle

Sounds like what happened to Prowler. Next time I'll remember to walk on his belly.”

“TOO FUNNY Snownymph.”

“She can type, drive, and deal with all sorts of illness. Sarabelle has got to be one of the best hiking partners a person could ever have.
Sarabelle, how is the knee holding up? I hope that all is well with you and your human.”

“Belle's knee is doing quite well. She sometimes limps slightly after lying down, but that lasts for only a few steps.

Nymphy -
that IS funny!”

“Sometimes her Daddy has trouble walking..... just before 'lying down' ;-)”

“Hodge,
Are you insinuating that I have a drinking problem?

*I drink.
*I get drunk.
*I fall down.

...no problem!”

“He He He....”

“Ahh..those fond montana memories - Just seeing that picture of Giz gave me goosebumps remembering all those great times!

I can't get back there soon enough, y'all!

Tex”

“Go now!

I hear Newgy is hiring...”

“Oh man - I had forgotten all about this thread. I have no idea how I got to it... computer technology - pffffft.
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“hehehe dog farts. My new kitty let one slip last night that just about killed me. I think you'd be proud sarabelle.”

“Cats fart? Interesting.”

“Oh man do they fart. Its worse then dog fart.”

“Cat crap is way worse than dog crap.
Why should their gas be any different? ;-)”

“Yeah, but cat puke is not anywhere near as bad as dog barf!”

“Dog crap is much worse than cat crap...It's bigger and falls apart if you have to pick it up.”

“Well gess what? Gissmaeioux done a stinky doodoo on the flore at our motel bed room lats nite and my daddy walked on it to day and it was on his tows. It was verry stinky. Some times my daddy gets all the luk!”