TT Bizzaro World

“Lizs and I have been cyber-dating for over two years now. There, I said it!”

“"Well said, Phaedrus. I am sorry I accused you of being Kleetn. Obviously you two are not the same person."
bacpac
12:43:16 PM
09/12/02


That wasn't so bizzare"
Buddha Bear
12:46:16 PM
09/12/02

Of course it is bizzare. We all know that Phaedrus = Kleety.”

“HEY!!!No esplainin' stuff on this thread!

oh yeah, bacpac doesn't normal explain so that makes it bizarre”

“Tilt - That is definitely Bizzaro!!”

“What Hodgeman said!

lol!”

“i wish my neighbors cat would come over and take more dumps in my flower beds so my dog can eat it just before he gives me a big face lick.”

“Isn't it wonderful that Windows and UNIX traverse directories in exactly the same way, so you don't have to re-write perfectly good code to run on Windows?”

“I know you're Phaedrus but what am I?

I mean besides a boring loser?”

“I had the wierdest dream!
I was running naked down the school hall during class change, when I slipped on a puddle of water near the water cooler. I was knocked unonscience on impact. That's when I had the dream...”

“I just got a new lightweight CD playing boombox that I can strap onto my backpack - so I can listen to my Celine Cion CD collection and share them with the world (How they stiffed that woman by only giving her one Grammy is beyond me).”

“LOL - Gojo”

“Man, am I glad my kids won't be going to school in Jaw-ja.”

“So I went walking in the woods this weekend with my 50 pounds of gear (retail value $5,300), and I happened on a bear. Pfft. How boring. Same old thing.”

“Goretex Accepted Into FBI Academy

Ice Tea Joins Hare Krisnas

Roseymonster Disavows Slurs Against Georgia”

“Tornado threatening Jemez Pueblo, Jemez Springs and San Ysidro, NM. For real!”

“I... don't believe you.”

“I didn't really understand all them ideas the president was talking about at the United Nations, but I trust him. It's good to know that we are in the hands of a good and wise man.”

“SHORT TERM FORECAST
CHAMA/LOS ALAMOS-ESPANOLA-SANTA FE/TAOS/RED RIVER-
400 PM MDT THU SEP 12 2002

.NOW...
A LARGE SEVERE AND POSSIBLY TORNADIC THUNDERSTORM JUST NORTHWEST
OF SAN YSIDRO WILL AFFECT AREAS OF CENTRAL SANDOVAL COUNTY BETWEEN
400 PM AND 500 PM. THIS STORM WILL MOVE EAST AT AROUND 10 MPH.
ELSEWHERE...A FEW THUNDERSTORMS WILL CONTINUE TO MOVE TOWARD THE EAST
NORTHEAST AT 15 TO 20 MPH ACROSS EASTERN RIO ARRIBA AND TAOS
COUNTIES.

LINK

Its expired now. We went to the norths side of the building and looked. We could see the storm and a wall on the west side of it, but no funnel.”

“Pathman:

Head to a trailer park in Alabama and wait. One's sure to come along sooner or later.”

“Yep, I know. I lived in the FL panhandle, Ohio, Texas as a kid.

We get lots of t-storms, rarely tornadoes, and those are usually out east in the plains. This would have been cool because of the great visibility.

My apologies for the thread degeneration. What would you call a degenerate, degenerate thread?”

“'Doubly degenerate'?”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!

8)”

“I want to run Bill Clinton for god again.
I really want to share a tent with a priest from Boston.
I must pull for those for Taliban aginst the Evil Empire.
I really want another shot of Goldschlager before breakfast.
Hell I want to take Opies ear cherry!
Wrasslin will be an Olympic sport 2008!”

“Thread degeneration, I've heard of it, and don't really approve.

Folks, that's as Bizzaro as I can get”

“Tornado warning, heavy hail in Bernalillo, NM. Big storm over Placitas. Now. Doppler Radar”

“I'm feeling pretty good about the Tigers this year... I think they may even win the World Series.

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Cheese is the most disgusting thing a person could ever consume.”

“Cheese kurds rule! "Lets bomb and gas them" --- Saddam Hussian”

“I wanna boink Cynthia Tucker -
what a hottie!”

“If you want to learn about the United States, ask someone from New York City or Los Angeles. They have a very broad knowledge of our country, especially the Midwest. After all, they have seen The Wizard Of Oz, and they have flown over the US more than once.”

“....and I just spent way too long reading through it.”

“After I mow my lawn I'm heading out on vacation. I've left my complete intinerary with my son and I will not deviate from my path. I'm gonna find the busiest trails I can find and sing along with the others guys radio as we hike through the woods. I'll let dogs with no visible owners rub their noses all over me because I know they're "just being friendly" - plus I love slimy snot especially on my butt. I will marvel at technology as I watch people crack out their cell phones to loudly proclaim that they're calling from the summit of Katahdin. (can ya hear me now?!) I'll bask in the glow of my lean-to neighbors blinding white halogen camp lamp and compliment them on how much their coleman stove sounds like a space ship.

I'm gonna quit this addiction and work when I'm at work - leaving TT! yeah!”

“Wait, wait! Can I go with you, Twig?
I'm going to lead an expedition that explores all of the extensive wilderness areas in Kansas. Only the brave need apply.”

“I can’t believe how much time all you time burglars waste at this place arguing politics and talking about weird #&%!$. Get to work!”

“For once, Violin says something worthwhile!

I just wish he'd troll a little every now and then.”

“Not only have we been cyber dating, but Buddha Bear and I have been having cyber sex, too. It's really good!”

“I figure it would be best to reveal my identity. I am really...





























Snow Nymph”

“Strat! You need to post that 9/11 (now I know why) piece on more thant just a dozen or so threads. What's with you lame-o, don't you have the guts, energy and committment to put this guys ideas out there where people will really see them?”