Newgirl and Biz NAKED here.

“After reviewing some of his offers, I am more and more aware of the fact that he may be somewhat dangerous."
newgirl
01:10:06 PM
09/12/02

"I'd go with gojo, newgirl. I know he can do carpentry work too. Plus sarabelle and gizmo could babysit."
aero
01:11:59 PM
09/12/02

"I never knew that gojo had polydactly...."
bitpusher
01:12:42 PM
09/12/02

"Gojo has the idea."
newgirl
01:16:26 PM
09/12/02

"Aw, don't be too hard on BB, Newgirl. He's not really all that bad. :)"
smiley girl
01:19:27 PM
09/12/02

"Now you have a competitor Buddha. Think about this carefully. Right now I'm definitely leaning toward Gojo. I'd already considered hiring Sarabelle as a nanny, sooo . . ."
newgirl
01:20:06 PM
09/12/02

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! This thread went from getting nekkid to babysitting?!

Wierd Al Jankovich needs to make a version of The Who song "Talkin' about degeneration...""
Artex
01:30:09 PM
09/12/02

""
ULTRAPacker
01:40:34 PM
09/12/02

"So THAT's what was behind the Billings Gazette, ."
Tilt
01:50:45 PM
09/12/02

"Whoa!
I *almost* offered to bring newgy "dognuts"!"
gojo
01:51:33 PM
09/12/02

"I'm sure Gizmo would have something to say about that..."
bitpusher
02:07:34 PM
09/12/02

Oh...................My.......................Gawd
"This may add a few posts from it's responses."
Buddur
02:38:21 PM
09/12/02

AAAHHHH!!
"i'm trying to see the other naked people (Artex & Tilt), but when i open that thread, all i can see is down to the picture of the girl someone made...i can't even see who posted it! it's like it just got cut off. i've refreshed, and everything! oh, the humanity..."
lyra
02:58:37 PM
09/12/02

"go back to the top of that thread...mtn_gal has made it scroll to the top somehow..."
bitpusher
02:59:35 PM
09/12/02

"Ultrapacker, you kinda' give yourself away. How did you get that picture? LOL!"
newgirl
04:19:26 PM
09/12/02

"In this picture, you are laughing at me disguised as a shrub, chipmonk and small woodpecker. Do you remember now? I am a master of camoflauge."
ULTRAPacker
04:26:03 PM
09/12/02

"That's not quite the situation I remember Ultra, but now I have it pretty well narrowed down what kind of troll you might be. Mooohahahahaha!"
newgirl
04:34:25 PM
09/12/02

"The plot thickens..."
Phaedrus
04:40:21 PM
09/12/02

"Hey! Ive been tricked!!

ok I will match buddhas best offer and...

babysit 1 hr per day
do laundry
allow you to take nude pictures...

and I will wear the thong!"
dirtyoldman
05:42:16 PM
09/12/02

"newgirl and Areo ALWAYS post on the SAME days, whats up w/ that????? something going on?"
Prowler
05:47:35 PM
09/12/02

"newgirl = aero? naw"
dirtyoldman
05:50:22 PM
09/12/02

"'Small woodpecker'?


I've heard of self-deprecation before, but Golly Gee Whiz!"
Tilt
06:32:05 PM
09/12/02

"I don't see all the skin!!!!!

8p"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
06:45:09 PM
09/12/02




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After reviewing some of his offers, I am more and more aware of the fact that he may be somewhat dangerous."
newgirl
01:10:06 PM
09/12/02

Well, now that you know me, it's time I begin to know more about you, if this is going to work. Here is just one of my ringing endorsements:

"Aw, don't be too hard on BB, Newgirl. He's not really all that bad. :)"
smiley girl
01:19:27 PM
09/12/02"

and.......

as for my competition:
"I could bring you a cup of coffee, the morning paper, and a dozen doghnuts every morning... in one trip."
gojo
01:09:21 PM
09/12/02"

Do you want a real man, or a wuss to handle your "affairs".

Proposal #5

I'll wear a cowboy hat and speak in a southern drawl in all of my #4 proposals.”

“Prowler.... so I'm not the only one noticing the posting similarities of newgirl and Aero? LOL! The days are the same. And not only that but one posts then, BOOM! The other posts right away.

What IS going on??! my my....”

“areo is dissatisfied with his wife and most likely having a MID Life crisist and needs a younger woman?????”

“If that's the case lizzy, then I must say this..... Nice rack Aero!”

“or he's just a cheater/ wife beater!”

“about areo and newgirls similtanious post????












cant spell?”

“"Maybe you can also help Buddha to reveal what kind of skills he actually possesses."

newgirl
01:08:13 PM
09/12/02

Well, actually, if I am successful in getting the parties to reach a decision through mediation, I think BB would not hesitate to reveal his skills.”

“Bud Bear's harem = left hand and right hand”

“This thread is hilarious. I love you people. Prowler, you have actually met Aero and you have seen pictures of me. Obviously, we aren't the same person.

Crazy Mike, your comment about trying to see "all the skin" cracks me up.

Chili, let the mediation begin.

Kleetn, the Buddha's harem comment is prolly very close to the truth.”

“Ok, I expect the two of you to outline the differences in your respective positions.

What is it ng, that you want from BB that you think he is not going to deliver?

What bb, do you want from ng?”

“I could kick Buddha Bear's butt. I, therefore, am the better man.”

“I'm looking for a household manager/nanny. NOT, as Buddha seems to think, a sex slave that does occasional housework while I wear a thong. I'm also not interested in any moving or still photography.”

“I respect you for that NG.

Should I sneak up him and give him the worst wedgie any mortal has ever experienced?”

“ULTRApacker has a small, woody pecker?!

I wonder...
"Can he carry at least ONE doughnut?"”

“LOL! My day is brighten! You are all so funny.

One more thing Chili. I don't really feel that my household manager/nanny should be doing alot of drinking. Buddha will have to give on that one for sure.”

“The term "a lot" is too ambiguous to be enforceable. I am afraid you might have to cave in on this ng. This point is resolved in BB's favor.

Next issue?”

“would my hiring you a maid put me back in the running?”

“I will clean "everything" in the house. :)

How bout sculptures/paintings?”

“well Im not sure if I could leave cleanning ng up to the maid... Id have to do that myself.”

“NG - ask "how" BB is going to clean everything in the house. Be afraid! :)”

“Yes, Smiley has a point. Chili, I need to know how Buddha intends to do the cleaning. If it involves nudity we might have to cut that out of the deal. Really that would be fair, I had to give in on the drinking. Does he really need to do chores drunk and in the nude? I don't think so. As far as sculptures and paintings, I have two paintings and one sculpture, that a "real artist" friend of mine did. He's kinda' breaking into the northwest art scene, so they may become valuable and I need you to take extra care when cleaning them. (LOL! Did that answer your question?)”

“LOL newgirl.

When I said everything, I meant you.

I also will demand daily sponge baths.”

“WHERE ARE THE PICS?!?!?!!!!”

“Good point ng, the thought of BB being drunk and nude is pretty scary. Point resolved in your favor. BB must wear clothes when performing household cleaning chores.”

“Okay, Chili, here's the thing. I'm willing to give in on a few points, but there is no way that I am allowing Buddha to wash me daily. I've never even been the type who thinks hot showers w/ one's lover shampooing one's hair are sexy. I definitely don't want a drunk smelling of oven cleaner bathing me. I demand that he gives in on this point. I'd be willing to make room in the fridge for beer and fetch at least 2/wk. in exchange.”

“Ok, ng,,,as the mediator, I rule in your favor. No daily sponge bathes......it shall be limited to no more than three times a week.”

“This is a very disappointing development. Next she will have him down to no showers, no beer.”

“This thread is making me feel all funny inside...


*hurl*



Okay, better now.”

“Okay, okay, I'll fetch a beer daily, if we can eliminate the nasty bathing all together. Wouldn't he rather drink a cold beer while lounging on my curved, orange plush-crush 1970's sofa? During this daily relaxtion period for him, I can bath myself. Everyone involved will be much comfortable w/ this arrangement.”

“Chili --

If I may interject myself at this point in the negotiation . . .

I would be willing, purely as a humanitarian gesture, and to have this matter resolved expidiously (sp??), to:

while, sober, and partially clothed, bathe newgirl myself, while buddha watches.

I think that this proposal should uuuuhhh satisfy.... the issues of both parties”

“Just have Newgirl make an MPEG of herself bathing, post it on TT and that will satisfy EVERYONE'S needs!”

“It's great to have a fan base (notice I didn't use the word adoring fan base, strange was kinda' the better word). LOL! I think this thread is hilarious.”

“Second to Roseymon!

LMAO BB the cleanin' man!

NG I'll have my people get with your people to submit the proper documents. You may strike all of Bear's requests, and 'insert' only one of mine. You'll see in my submitted proposal that I'll need only one cleaning paraphernalia during your required bathing. Remember: cleanliness is holiness!”

“Or was that 'cleanliness in holiness'???”

“"Cleanliness is next to clavicle."


Actually... cleanliness is next to cleanly but clavicle is funnier.”

“Have I butted in w/o an invite or something??”