Newgirl and Biz NAKED here.

“I've decided to go for the thread with the most posts record, currently held by "Montanapalooza". If this thread doesn't do it, it will certainly generate the most hits :)>”

“This might work. The Jerbear NAKED! thread didn't get off the ground.”

“supporting the effort”

“Buddha, what do you do for a living? I have alot of co. time to waste, but you apparently have much, much more. Can I interest you in a job as my household manager, perhaps (if qualified) my daughter's nanny, or I could really use a driver? What sorts of skills do you have? I would like to help you find other outlets for your energy.”

“BB- you could spam everybody's email with this.”

“I think he once said his hobby was "Artistic Nude Photograpraphy"”

“This has potential. A well though out plan Mr. BB.”

“Well, I don't really have any use for a photographer, esp. one of those arstitic nude ones. So, let's hear it Buddha. What can you do? How can we help you deal w/ all the time and energy you've got on your hands?”

“I'll be your household mamanger and nanny, as long as my job decription includes the following:

1. Test breast milk before baby.

2. Wash, lather, and shower mommy.

3. Employee will recieve 10 minute beer/smoke breaks if sex lasts over 2 straight hours (I insist on this one)

4. Employee's overtime will be paid in the form of employer fetching him beers at whim. (work day is 1 hour by the way)

5. Employer will provide employee with 3 rooms for his harem.

If you agree, I'll sign the contract.”

“I refuse to post on this offensive thread.

DOH!”

“BTW - I am a Union rep, hours vary, and if you've noticed, I haven't posted in quite some time. I missed you too sweetheart.:)”

“Not really what I was looking for in a household manager/nanny. So, let's try to figure out what else you can do w/ your time. Preferably, far, far away from me.”

“Nice bargaining position there, BB. I am impressed.”

“It's my best proposal package all year!

BB's counter to newgirls counter.

1,2,3,5, and I'll give you a back rub once a month.”

“LOL! Funny thread!”

“The back rub is a good option. The other stuff makes me want to vomit though.”

“BB Counter #3

2,3,5 w/backrub, and...

I'll provide buckets and clean-up for vomiting.

When I dust, you wear thong.

Do we have a deal?”

“Good luck, Mr. Gorsky!”

“Dusting isn't such a big deal around my house, what I really need is someone to pick-up millions of toys and do laundry. Be aware that we are in potty training mode, so the laundry is not always so pleasant a chore. I think I can handle #2 on my own, have no interest in #3, and do to gallons and gallons of soy milk and apple juice have little room for beer in the fridge, so #4 is out too. There is my counter.”

“This thread is gonna die a quick death unless someone posts some flesh.”

“BB Counter #4

#2, but you do it on you own, and I watch/videotape.

#3, OK, no breaks, you are so demanding!

#4, replace beer with wine (no need to refrigerate)

I do laundry, you wear thong.

TA - Backrub if newgirl accepts #2 in this counter.

I'll pick up toys if we cuddle on the couch while listening to N'Sync CD's once a month for 1 hour.”

“Sorry. I reject this counter entirely. You aren't really grasping what I'm in the market for here.”

“ATTENTION Chili!

We are at impass here, we need you to mediate.”

“Chili, if you're going to mediate you need to read through Buddha's offers carefully. He isn't really getting the picture. He seems to be under the delusion that I'm interested in hiring him for sex or sex-type activities. I'm interested in hiring him to basically do my household chores. I'm also willing to hire him to do anything that doesn't involve posting bizarro threads about Biz and myself being naked.”

“Maybe you can also help Buddha to reveal what kind of skills he actually possesses. I can afford to hire to build small, sweetly decorated birdhouses that will adorn his own yard, if it will help him use up the time on his hands.”

“I could bring you a cup of coffee, the morning paper, and a dozen doghnuts every morning... in one trip.”

“Actually, employing him in this sort of area would be best. That way he can work out of his own home and I won't need to worry about him being in my home. After reviewing some of his offers, I am more and more aware of the fact that he may be somewhat dangerous.”

“I'd go with gojo, newgirl. I know he can do carpentry work too. Plus sarabelle and gizmo could babysit.”

“I never knew that gojo had polydactly....”

“Gojo has the idea.”

“Aw, don't be too hard on BB, Newgirl. He's not really all that bad. :)”

“Now you have a competitor Buddha. Think about this carefully. Right now I'm definitely leaning toward Gojo. I'd already considered hiring Sarabelle as a nanny, sooo . . .”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! This thread went from getting nekkid to babysitting?!

Wierd Al Jankovich needs to make a version of The Who song "Talkin' about degeneration..."”

“So THAT's what was behind the Billings Gazette, <G>.”

“Whoa!
I *almost* offered to bring newgy "dognuts"!”

“I'm sure Gizmo would have something to say about that...”

“This may add a few posts from it's responses.”

“i'm trying to see the other naked people (Artex & Tilt), but when i open that thread, all i can see is down to the picture of the girl someone made...i can't even see who posted it! it's like it just got cut off. i've refreshed, and everything! oh, the humanity...”

“go back to the top of that thread...mtn_gal has made it scroll to the top somehow...”

“Ultrapacker, you kinda' give yourself away. How did you get that picture? LOL!”

“In this picture, you are laughing at me disguised as a shrub, chipmonk and small woodpecker. Do you remember now? I am a master of camoflauge.”

“That's not quite the situation I remember Ultra, but now I have it pretty well narrowed down what kind of troll you might be. Mooohahahahaha!”

“The plot thickens...”

“Hey! Ive been tricked!!

ok I will match buddhas best offer and...

babysit 1 hr per day
do laundry
allow you to take nude pictures...

and I will wear the thong!”

“newgirl and Areo ALWAYS post on the SAME days, whats up w/ that????? something going on?”

“newgirl = aero? naw”

“'Small woodpecker'?


I've heard of self-deprecation before, but Golly Gee Whiz!”

“I don't see all the skin!!!!!

8p”