do YOU miss MARVIN?

“

This TINY BALL provides evidence that the universe will expand forever. Measuring slightly over one tenth of a millimeter, the ball moves toward a smooth plate in response to energy fluctuations in the vacuum of empty space. The attraction is known as the CASIMIR EFFECT, named for its DISCOVERER, who, 50 years ago, was trying to understand why fluids like MAYONNAISE move so slowly. Today, EVIDENCE IS ACCUMULATING that most of the energy density in the UNIVERSE is in a unknown form dubbed DARK ENERGY. The form and genesis of dark energy is ALMOST COMPLETELY UNKNOWN, but postulated as related to VACUUM FLUCTUATIONS similar to the CASIMIR EFFECT but generated somehow by SPACE ITSELF. This vast and mysterious DARK ENERGY appears to gravitationally repel all matter and hence will likely cause the universe to expand forever. Understanding VACUUM FLUCTUATIONS is on the forefront of research not only to better understand our universe but also for STOPPING MICRO-MECHANICAL MACHINE PARTS from STICKING TOGETHER.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap020917.html”

“...more evidence that randomly CAPITALIZING words in your TEXT can make even a SCHOLARLY ARTICLE appear to be the worst CONSPIRACY THEORY TRIPE...”

“tripe? Marvin?? surely you jest, bitpusher!

kee-razee stuff, Tilt, my man.”

“Do YOU miss footy pajamas?”

“I never even aimed.”

“sorry but the movie
Whats Up Tigger Lilly explained all I need to know about mayonnaise”

“Roman Dog!

Russian Bear!

Spanish Fly!”

“Marvin who?”

“no thanks...trying to quit!”

“we ALL know that marvin is Radagast!??”

“Water Works is a Marvin wannabee wannabee.”

“That is one pimp picture!

8)

And the answer to MG is no!

8p”

“I like it when Marvin posts so I can exercise my brain figuring logical and not logical explanations for his ravings.”

“I miss MARVIN AND would like to SEE MORE of his ACID induced POSTS.”

“Do I miss MARVIN is a very profound question. It implies the splitting of molecules into two, separate CLONES each with identical structures yet fully autonomous and each having FREE WILL. The ATLANTANS experimented with this 10,000 years ago and it resulted in the destruction of civilization as more and more clones started competing for survival by inducing more and more dangerous SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS involving VOLITILE RENDERING OF THE DIMENSIONS.

Ultimately the earth reached a period of maximum duplication and became confused like a horse pestered by flies and SHOOK HUMANITY OFF ITS TAIL. Vesuvius trembled and shook and blew its top sending shock waves through the Meditteranean and all the seas of the earth. WAVES 6,000 feet high crashed into ancient Greece and Italy, and Atlantis was washed over by the foaming seas. Only one person, NOAI-HEE survived this catastrophe, by building an interdimensional ship and SLIPPING OUT OF THIRD DENSITY before the volcano rumbled. Bringing molecular samples with him, Noai-hee is known today as the father of modern medicine but he is actually the father of you and me all, humans and birds alike, assisted by TRANS-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS from Sidonia. These beings are due to return in 2012 when TIME WILL APPEAR TO STAND STILL and physical matter as we know will exist no longer, all beings will become one, and third density will CEASE TO EXIST entirely. Prepare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Wrong last name, buster.

Scram!”

“Is that Marvin in a VAN down by the RIVER?”

“Acid-induced postings... from Knox county?”

“Yes, but my aim is improving.




Will the real Marvin Gardens please step forward?”

“yAz... someone who can SPELL the name CORRECTLY, eh... SKULLCAP?


(the MONOPOLY version, anyway)”

“Exactly. Spelling seems to be key.”