Friends don't let friends drink GASOLINE

“LOL
hell ya!”

“Is that Buddha in there???”

“I think this is the Huntsville TTers after a "lunch" at Hooters.”

“Those Buffalo Wings are pretty hot...”

“Artex, are you making your famous jerky again?”

“Ha ha ha! This week, I'm making it out of ostrich meat.. no joke.”

“My cousin drank gasoline once. It was on accident though.”

“OK, 'fess up newgie...you told him it was apple juice, right?”

“Was that gasoline or paint thinner that the neighbor mom drank in "Better off Dead?"”

“We were securing our own fuel through any means necessary, Bit. If that answers your question. LOL!”

“See the picture in the first post...”

“This reminds me of a Big Black song.

there's nothing to do
sit around home
stare at the walls
stare at each other
Wait till we die

There's kerosene around

Set me on fire
kerosene”

“We needed to get somewhere in a hurry, but we didn't have dough for gas.”

“Looks like Goretex's stove.”

“Sigh-Fo-Ning? How the hell do you spell that, phonics ain't workin'.”

“siphoning....”

“LOL! Thanks Bit. Don't try siphoning at home kids. It has potentially very negative effects.”

“that would be paint thinner..

"sorry about your mom's face Ricky"”

“THAT IS WAY FRICKEN PIMP!!!!!

8)”

“I think Newgirl just swore in Chinese!!!”

“TYNGSBORO -- Police say a 20-year-old Dunstable man trying to save money on gas suffered burns on his arms when he set himself on fire -- allegedly while trying to siphon gas from a truck.
[...]
Police say he was siphoning gas from a truck at the Olive Garden restaurant construction site, behind the Outback Steakhouse on Middlesex Road, on Sunday at 9:45 p.m.

According to a source, Corbett used a cigarette lighter to illuminate the area, setting himself and the truck, a 2003 Ford flatbed, on fire.
[...]

http://www.lowellsun.com/local/ci_2728046”

“That's as good as the guy who died while riding his motorcycle without any pants on.”

“That's a candidate for the Darwin award, too, I would think...”

“The gene pool must've been shallow in that dude's breeding lineage.”

“Just a puddle left from that gene pool.”

“I think what's left of that gene pool could use a little chlorine.”

“Siphoning gasoline, sitting in a methane-filled crapper, I dunno, two potential candidates, but they failed to do the one thing you need to do to capture a Darwin - die!”

““The whole back of the truck was burned,” said Deputy Fire Chief Richard Blechman. “We're just glad it wasn't the Olive Garden.”

LOL!”

“Wow! Another reason women live longer than men!

Man stealing gas uses lighter to check on progress

Associated Press
Jun. 2, 2005 10:29 AM

THURMAN, N.Y. - A tip for would-be gasoline thieves: When stealing gas in the dark, don't use a lighter to see how you're doing.

Authorities say that's what one man did when he was siphoning gas from a dump truck at a business in the Adirondacks.

The sheriff's department says he was transferring the fuel from the truck to a gas can when he used a lighter to see how full the container had become. That sparked a fire that caused minor burns to his face and hands. The fire spread to a nearby forklift, which was destroyed in the blaze.”

“Look, people, all the guy was trying to do was illuminate the area. He succeeded. And now you call him stupid? Tough crowd.”

“LOL @ Buck!
BAWWAAAHHAHAHAHAAA”

“I guess the "bright idea" light bulb on top of his head was already too dim?”

“What's that expression you use Aero? Here, hold my beer and watch this?”

“Or was that Chili. My watchamacallit isn't sure.”

“http://www.hometownannapolis.com/cgi-bin/read/2005/06_16-13/TOP

An 82-year old Glen Burnie man was transported to the Bayview Burn Center in Baltimore this morning after trying to siphon gas from his car with a vacuum cleaner while the engine was running.

Hospital officials refused to release a status report, but fire officials said he suffered first- and second-degree burns to 20 percent of his body, primarily to the left side of his abdomen, chest, hands and face.

"The vacuum not withstanding, it's not advisable to siphon gas while the car is running," said Lt. Russ Davies, spokesman for the county fire department.

He added that the fire could have spread to the gas tank, blowing up the entire vehicle. "It certainly would have been possible," he said.

According to Lt. Davies, the man had locked his keys inside the vehicle last night while it was still running. Unable to get them out, the man left the car running in his driveway at 212 Benmere Road and went to bed only to find the vehicle still idling when he awoke this morning.

Determined to stop the car, the man pulled out an electric vacuum cleaner around 7:30 a.m.

Lt. Davies explained the vacuum cleaner's electric motor caused a spark and ignited the gas.

"You have to wonder what type of judgment was being used there," said Lt. Davies.”

“Amazing he made it to 82.”