Women: What do they really want?

“Idea: put 'em on a boat in the middle of Lake Norman

:)”

“If you're the type of man who spends too much time worrying about this then you're almost certainly not giving her what she wants. ;o)”

“Sex and trail. Thats all I need. Anything else is just bonus.
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“LOL Y2...
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“MAJOR sense of humor; ability to communicate his needs/wants etc; ability to listen without attempting to fix whatever my problem might be; the ability to open tight jars; the ability to be sensitive to myself and other people; the ability to procreate; the ability to hug and hold me as often as possible; the ability to clean house, the ability to cook; the ability to parent; the willingness to admit when he is wrong; the ability to say i'm sorry; the willingness to accept my apologies when i am wrong; the desire to continue to grow, educate and improve himself; the ability to backpack, camp, hike, rockclimb etc etc etc.

in return, i will give exactly the same back to him. but i'll probably struggle with those stupid tight jars ;O) well, Steve and I are working on it.”

“My father in law has several crapped out sailboats that he bought in further crapitude and sort of fixed up. This past summer he brought one up, broke a motor mount on it while puttering around with an outboard, and managed to get stuck on a sandbar out on Lake Norman. I'll stay off of anything he works on, thanks. I've started inventorying stuff in my mind for going out to the Smokies. Don't know if I'd stay in Cades Cove or on the other side, in Smokemont. Crap, I don't even know where a lot of my gear is in this house.”

“Yep. The jar lids. � We knew it all along.”

“Tilt, we knew you knew it.”

“They just don't make girls like pamela anymore =(”

“Tilt-a-whirl”

“Nutz”

“nutz are a plus.....chocolate covered nutz”

“chocolate covered raisins!”

“Those other guys like to dance, though.”

“dancing is highly over-rated in my book. you have to be drunk to accomplish it without feeling too foolish, and then you are not much good for anything else afterwards... except for slow dancing. slow dancing is sexy and romantic.”

“Dancing is good...but not that funky fast stuff. I want a guy that will not be afraid to go to Ballroom Dancing lessons!”

“I pretty much want a zales commercial moment this time of year. Damn commercialism!”

“hahaha I've never danced in my life that I can remember.”

“i might be a little different from other women. i don't do jewelry.

i only want gear.”

“oh great sarge is back (i wonder if that counts as provoking oh well)”

“me either...but those dag on commercials get me everytime. They're worse than the Hallmark commercials”

“I love those commercials too...but instead of the diamonds I really would like a new lens for my camera!”

“no no, Hallmark is much worse, those Zales can't begin to hold a candle to them. if i'm pms'ing terribly, Hallmark can make me cry!”

“This thread is another freakin' minefield.”

“LMAO @ tilt”

“oh jump in Tilt, i'll cover you!”

“so what if you lose a leg...go on jump in the pool”

“famous last words!

(be back later ---)”

“it's not a pool, it's a minefield, LOL! if you look at my pic, (myspace), you'll see i am fully armed and ready to protect my friends! :O)”

““I pretty much want a zales commercial moment this time of year. Damn commercialism!”
GatherNoMoss
5:16:37 PM
12/16/07

Not entirely sure why Tiffany keeps sending catalogs here (there must have been some sort of mix-up involving a very wealthy person), they go in the trash as soon as I spot them.”

“...a man with a 9-inch tongue who can breathe through his ears.


DUH!”

“I second what Ruby said!!!!”

“I used to work for Hallmark and when they would preview the new Christmas commercials at the seasonal meetings...the lights would come up and even the guys would be teary!”

“I guess 9-inch ears just won't cut it huh?”

“Probably sad they were subjected to watching it.”

“Admitt it you would cry too! :-)~”

“gotta be quick with the clicker when those things come on.”

“If you've got the 9-inch ears, you'd better have a couple or three castles in your back pocket, eh?”

“I was going to say that all i wanted was a new pair of slippers then i read what Ruby posted and said, forget the slippers I want that!!!


What does a woman want?
�...a man with a 9-inch tongue who can breathe through his ears.


DUH!�
Ruby
7:54:02 PM
12/16/07”

“My husband likes the slow dancing. He's very good. But give me an irish jig and I'm happy :)”

“your as cheap of a date as i am..”

“Yeah, I guess I am cheep LOL! If I won the lotto i would buy a goat.”

“slow dancing and a goat. you'd be a very interesting date Spirit”