Women: What do they really want?

“what woman want?


to be paid the same as men for doing the same job as they do!!”

“Oh gosh, Lyra! I know that I have a lot of embarrassing stories, too, but...ummm...

I'm planning on keeping them to myself ... FOREVER!!”

“i've only been a woman for 23 years....i have no idea what i want yet and i keep changing my mind once i think i do know what i want. LOL”

“hee hee! :-) i just got to the point where i could laugh about that one about...last week or so.”

“I dunno about most women, but apparently what my wife wants is more closet space.”

“OK - here's what I want (at least for today):

A man who can fix a few things around the house, and won't muck it up too bad.

A man who will wash and vacuum my car out once in a while.

A man I can have a meaningful conversation with.

A man who can genuienly make me laugh.

A man who doesn't try to impress me with "things". Cars, toys, etc. don't do much for me.

A man who makes me feel special by doing little things, like washing my car and changing the light bulb that's been out for a couple weeks. I promise to appreciate those little things.

The occassional bouquet of flowers from the super market would also be nice. :) I don't need much, just want to feel special.”

“very well put!!! smiley girl”

“And in turn, Smiley girl, for those small things, would you consider letting him have a harem?

You single?”

“He can have a harem if I can! :)”

“Maybe you and he could share one. It's more economical that way.”

“smiley girl for pesident!”

“Kinky.....”

“You know Phaedrus, I'm kidding about the harem. I'm a one-man kind of girl, my man better be a one woman kind of guy.

Although we could share showers, saves water. Still economical.”

“So what women really want is to save water?”

“Yeah, sure, we'll go with that.”

“I shower with my hubby everyday to save time not water. both of us have to be out of the house by 7:30am.”

“Sure beats having to come home at lunchtime...”

“Wow that shouldn't be too hard. One good way is to put a brick in your toilet tank. A paver works best, but one of those bricks with holes in it will do.”

“uumm do what?”

“I think what Smiley Girl really wants is a clean car, LOL

Hey Bit, does that 'nice girl from Prague' know how to make Pilsner?”

“LOL at bit!”

“So, if I'm understanding this, the Harem thing is out, then?”

“Yes, Phaedrus, the harem is out, if you're talking to me.

I've had other guy friends mention harems. Is it a fantasy for men? To have your choice of women? What's the deal?”

“HPM hasn't touched this thread.


Smart man!”

“ML: the trick.”

“Yeah, Smiley. Sort of like a buffet.”

“Treebait, I'm guessing at this point HPM knows you want some sleep. No mind reading required. :)”

“I don't fantasize about a harem.


Damn things are expensive.”

“Tilt, I don't think she does, but the last time they were over there, they had some good Czech pilsner. He's not a beer drinker, and he liked it.”

“I don't need much, just want to feel special."
Smiley girl
11:42:23 AM
09/19/02

That sure makes it easy. Now if we could guess what feels special this week we would have the answer. You can be sure what is special this week is annoying next week.”

“I think men and women make things too complicated. Men should do small things for women. Women should appreciate the effort men put into doing those small things.”

“I'm a late comer to this conversation . . .

but whenever I bring in fresh grown CUCUMBERS from the garden . . .the women sure do flock around.

I was was gonna jump to conclusions . . .I'd have to say women just want a cuke.”

“Women should do small things for men. Like being part of the harem.”

“Hard evidence of cuke worship:

62 reasons why cucumbers are better than men

1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. A cucumber won't tell you size don't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get TOO excited.
5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room and ... you won't have to check in as 'Mrs. Cucumber'.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. If you can go to the movie with a cucumber and see the movie at a drive in you can stay in the front seat.
12. A cucumber can always wait until you get home.
13. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.
14. A cucumber won't drag you out to a John Wayne Film Festival.
15. A cucumber won't ask: 'Am I first?'
16. Cucumbers don't care whether you're a virgin.
17. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
18. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin.
19. With cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
20. Cucumbers won't write your name and number on men's room wall.
21. Cucumbers don't have sex hang-ups.
22. Cucumbers won't ask: 'Am I the best', 'How was it?' 'Did you come?', 'How many times?'
23. Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist, ski instructor or hair dresser.
24. Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one.
25. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator.
26. A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over.
27. No matter how old you are you can always get a fresh cucumber.
28. You can dish a cucumber up for dinner to your Brother-in law
& Sister, after f-ing it.
29. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
30. A cucumber won't pout if you have a headache.
31. A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
32. A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
33. A cucumber won't give it up for lent.
34. With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
35. Cucumbers won't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
36. A cucumber will never give you a hickey.
37. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night and you won't have to sleep
in the wet spot.
38. A cucumber won't work your crossword in ink.
39. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
43. Cucumbers won't go through your medicine chest.
44. A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on or hairspray.
45. Cucumbers won't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
46. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
47. A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you're in the shower.
48. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
49. Cucumbers don't compare you to a centerfold.
50. Cucumbers won't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
51. A cucumber will never leave you for another man, another woman or another cucumber.
52. You will always know where your cucumber has been.
53. A cucumber never has to call 'the wife'.
54. Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
55. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
56. You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
57. You don't have to wait for halftime to talk to your cucumber.
58. A cucumber won't leave town on New Years Eve.
59. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
60. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
61. It's easy to drop a cucumber.
62. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement or seek custody of anything.”

“is some good Bude.”

“ok that is the 2nd time you said that,
so what the heck does Bude stand for anyway???”

“Maple Leaf, bude = bootie



Bacpac! Are you still pining for me?! ;o)

Actually, bacpac, it's not about reading minds. It's about LISTENING. If you listen to anyone, not just women, you learn what is important to them and you will know what kind of responses they are seeking. Also, when a girlfriend offers the second girlfriend a glass of wine, but the second girlfriend wanted Ben and Jerry's, the first girlfriend doesn't start whining how the second is never satisified and how if the latter was offered the second girlfriend would have wanted the former, etc. The girlfriend would say, "I've got that, too!" and she'd get that carton of icecream and two spoons. It's about listening, caring and sharing. Go with the flow, brother!

Oh, and bacpac, I don't want a glass of wine. I WANT A TRUCK!!”

“Ok, that and a truck. =8o)”

“Years ago, a female friend of mine told me that women are looking for security. She didn't elaborate on what she meant, but I just assumed that it meant money.”

“There's no such thing as security. People seeking security should instead seek faith.”

“That sounds much more logical to me than security.”

“security, faith..... ya might as well slap a hand on my head and tell me I've been cured.

Ant more snake handlers out there?”

“how can i amke her STFU!?!?!??!???”

“Amke yourself. You freaking idiot.”

“Like I said, "Women want everything", but now that I have read all the posts.. I can add "just not all at once" Well, except the cucumber handlers”

“i have always supported you. always been on your side......what IN THE HE!! is you friggin problem? like you never made a typo when slightly buzzed on beer?


IT'S ON NOW BIOTCH!”

“I guess sunshine is refering to this?!?

The Truck”

“Wow, I missed reading that thread! Good job, Buddur, on paying off the van and closing the credit cards!”

“for this thread to DIE”

“Apparently, in Britain anyway, they still want men to be gentlemen.

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