Women: What do they really want?

“Where is the free gear??”

“I just about cleaned out, but if that newbie wackewoman or whatever doesn't speak up soon, you can have a Guidelite 3/4 pad if you want. Should I give her 24 hours?”

“you have to watch the free gear thread.”

“LOL, 253 posts and we finally got around to gear!”

“I got your free gear Right Here, Ladies!”

“I have a diamond studded compass on a ti lanyard... any takers?

:D”

“Nuppy, that was wonderful, what you wrote. And I never meant to say that most women SHOULD want to have children, just that it is often why they get married. Snow Nymph and SnowDude are a wonderful example of a couple who got married because they really enjoy being together. I'm sure that there are others on this site as well. But I have known two kinds of unmarried women, the ones who don't want kids and are very happy with their lives, and the ones who feel totally thwarted in their quest for the whole husband, kids and suburban house package.”

“Women want free weed.”

“I still mainly want a nap.”

“"Men want to feel close to a woman who will leave them alone."

--Elayne Boozler”

“I think that is pretty much true Geobeet. They want a woman that is quitely strong and there to offer love and security when they need and in the mean time, I gotta' go watch the game w/ the guys.”

“"If I am ever abducted by aliens, I hope they have already learned enough from prior expeditions to refrain from stick probes into my testicles to figure out how the male sex organs work."
chili36
09:43:18 AM
09/27/02



then men will know what its like to give birth to a child!

thats it!
not asking for mush ah...”

“Seahorses see it the other way around.”

“Women want gear? Hmmmmm, you know what... Something just came to me. Maybe she keeps me around becuase she think I am gear. Come to think of it, I may just be gear that hauls gear. Im starting to realize my self worth.”

“Congratulations! You found your purpose. How long have you been married?”

“A little over 5 months. I hope that's right, she'll read this later and beat me if its wrong.”

“Maybe your moniker should be

"Dare to be Gear"

or

"Dare to Sherpa"”

“I was thinking more along the lines of "Ya mule, Ya". It seems to be what I am called on the trail anyways.”

“Be careful Dare, plenty of guys here would love to see her dump you. ;-)”

“Uhhhh .. okay, time to end this thread now.”

“too far?

Seriously Dare, I am very happy for the two of you! Obviously, she has what she wants.

(Is that better?)”

“She can't....lol. I sold my immortal soul for her....j/k”

“OK, Women want gear and also include a bed for NewGirl. Hmmmm, NewGirl, Wasn't there a Poet a while back who would offer you such an item? Maybe he has a spare! :)

Mapleleaf, giving birth is NOT something I would want to do. That is way to painful. I have seen it.

And as far as children. I think there is a deep maternal/paternal instinct in everyone. Some choose not to have children and others do. The instinct is there, but in some cases is overruled by logic!

The instinct is not good nor bad it is just there.

I do not think most men want their women quiet and strong. Strong is good, but we also want them to be able to lean/depend on us as we do on them. And if they are quiet, then we never really get to know them. Not to say we would like them to be loud and obnoxious/rude. But I think all men (with the exception of the trolls) prefer our women speak their minds. And accept if we disagree. And if we are together long enough we will disagree on something.

WOMEN WANT GOOD QUALITY GEAR! :)

But so do men!”

“I never had much in the way of maternal instincts. :-) (OK, I baby my kitty!!)

Pathman, I NEED A PAD!!! I forget when you leave for your trip, but it is currently looking like I might fly out there and not do any extra stuff I'd hoped to do. Still... maybe there would be a chance to say "hi" on the 17th?? (or maybe I'll get there a day earlier)

And you could just hand me that pad. hehhheheeh. That WOULD REALLY KICK OFF FORMS OF ASS!!

LOL!!”

“you snooze, you lose.

its yours lizs.

Nobody else has claimed it.”

“Well, I guess we can't come to a consensus on what women want (except for the toilet seat), so I'm going to remain dedicated to my old standing philosophy:

I know what I want, and what I want to give to a woman, if she doesn't want it, c'est la vie. If I don't find it, c'est la vie, I've got my boots and my pack, and that's all I really need anyway.

BTW - Father Goose, your post was hilarious (chain of whiskey stores).

And.... newgirl, you ought to think twice before posting about your worn out mattress.... lol.”

“Lizs, does your kitty chew on your feet and put his paws up from between the mattress and headboard to grab your hair? Pull the blinds down off the windows? I love my kitty, but he needs a time out.”

“Buddha, it's not worn out from hanky-panky. It's just ancient. Since I just spent nearly $200 on books for school, I don't really have enough for a new one. Damn. Damn. Damn. When I get my tax return maybe?!”

“LOL Newgirl! I had new couches and a chair all picked out for purchase, when I found out I had to pay tuition this semester (when I lost my loans). What a bummer! My couches are 1980's plush orange-and-brown flowers and butterflies. Quite classy. :) Not bad to sleep on, though!”

“Best. I've been married nearly 15 years, no plans to end it. The first year or so was both lots of fun and crazy as you both adjust to being married.

Again. Best.”

“Smiley, my couches are actually the first set of furniture that Newergirl's dad's parents (did you get that) bought when he was born. Twenty-three yrs. and they are perfectly worn in to couch surfing. I secretly love them and they should be back in style soon.”

“well if ya ever change your mind you know your welcome to sleep on my mattress , its extra firm and still needs breaking in..... :}”

“Beautiful couches.”

“I can't dump him yet, it's only been 5 months. Besides, he's got a few more good years of hauling....hmmm, maybe I'll just get another mule and start a collection

;op”

“lol AmyG!”

“I wouldn't mind hitching up to Amy's wagon.”

“Cabana Boy/Mule. Let's get a job description!!

Buddha Bear, you have the right idea. "Here I am, idiosyncracies and all, take it or leave it. Ditto for you." Don't be something you're really NOT for someone's benefit, as they're trying to decide if they like you.

I also believe like I think Lyndy said, there is not just one "THEE ONE," but many potentials. Just depends on where you both are in your lives.

And......... when you have it, you do have to nurture it. The first time around I thought marriages just ran because they were supposed to. Nope. That was a lifetime ago. Live and learn.”

“I'm sure one of these is correct:

1. wealth
2. money
3. power
4. world peace
5. none of the above


I think I have been watching the Miss America pageant too much”

“I can`t take my eyes off of you, you`ve always had my ear, here`s a hug to warm your heart and many kisses to keep away the tears that threaten to destroy you and here`s my hand so you know I`m with you when you need a friend:)

If you need more than that, call a support group:(”

“Wine and red roses are for someone so sweet
a night of dancing, laughter, a bite to eat
then there`s those stolen moments and kisses at your front door
the magic in a moment, firey kisses that hint of something more
I beg to leave you and hint at the time and how it`s getting late
women want that hint of romance, a lifetime spent as a first date”

“now that you guys know what we want,
when do we get it?”

“. . .and heading to get her hair done!

Glad money is payday!”

“ah, that should be MONDAY is payday!”

“I have been in manufacturing for most of my employment history. One thing that I have learned is that customers want Price, Quality, and Service.

The reality is that you can have any two, but not all three.

Customers who expect for 2 out of 3 will be happy.

Women should shoot for 1 out of 3.”

“Everything and all at once as far as I can tell; but then, I'm just bitter and twisted.”

“I am Svetlina. Me wunt beeg, strung man from AlaBAMa. may also be utter man from sonny south also me fer? Whur iz man whoo talk en vursey?”

“I think she's looking for Beeg Fut.”

“Svetlina`s not hauntin` me, she no longer tries
guess someone put her wise to that froggin` her eyes
truth is now I wonder if she ever cared
poor little Svetlina, just runnin` scared”

“I am WOMAN!

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
Can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a #&%!$.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, not at my chest!

I don't have a problem with Expressing my feelings,
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling .

Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick?!”

“Nice tits.”