“The age old question that can never be answered, but TT is full of such questions. The HMWH Club is looking for a keynote speaker on the subject, any takers?”

“lemme know when ya figure it out....”

“Diamond rings make some women allergic to sex.”

“LOL, I'll take it to the grave.”

“All women want is some good Bude.”

“It is pretty simple......
Women want EVERYTHING!”

“Im so glad that I have my wife!

There is no one better in my book!

The things you think they need, she DOESNT want!”

“Packrat....I thought it was wedding cake that makes women allegic to sex.”

“LMMFAO @ Packrat!!!!!!!!!!”

“I got married at the courthouse. No cake there. Got divorced there too. LMAO.”

“Wedding cake makes women allergic to sex with their husbands.”

“Thank God for Divorce!!!!
If not for Divorce, I'd probably be in jail for Murder by now!!”

“A Dodge V8 Quad Cab, 4X4 -- it will have the biggest, knobbiest tires you can put on it without needing a lift kit -- it will have a cd player and a moon roof -- it will be dark, cherry red on top that blends to black on the bottom.

Yep! That's what I want. :o)”

“My God Ya mean all it takes is a pickup truck.”

“Not A pickup truck YOUR pickup!”

“I got over 153000 miles on my truck. I aint handing it over to just anybody.”

“I have discovered over the years that, if ya ask 'em, they'll tell ya.”

“Then I guess it's no women for you!”

“Can you say...

$$$

?”

“Women are very different critters, of the bit twisted kind
they think we can look at their asses and read their mind
like, honey what do you think about this, will it do
it`s a loaded question, I wouldn`t answer it, was I you
or, honey, tell me what you really think, do these slacks make my butt look big
a picture of this hog and a silk purse flash in front of my eyes, poor damn pig
I don`t know what got women where they are today, but they`re sure in a rut
asked anything by one, I act like I can`t hear `em and I keep my mouth shut”

“I can see there is WAY to many unhappy men in here!”

“For some reason I've never figured out, women some women just love to start fights. Many times over the smallest things so you can only conclude that some of them find pleasure in fighting.”

“I can only tell you what women don't want.”

“Women want...BIG BUDS!”

“I want a woman that can look ahead in life, knows where she`s goin` and not drag up the past
the last`un I had drained the life`s blood outa me, I want to find one that won`t do it so fast
I wanta find one, if I ask her what`s wrong, she won`t say, oh nothin` and tears fill her eyes
I want one that can tell the truth, that never heard a woman has the right to change her mind, it`s an excuse for tellin` lies
I want a woman that`s happy in her skin and can give and take love too
it`s actually no wonder they screw us men over the way they seem to do
they can tell us men they`ll do something and then do something else all-together, on a whem
stay with me on this one, they`re two-faced, they got the one they have to make over, not happy with the one God gave them”

“Women really want to be decorated like a birthday cake.”

“LOL:)”

“You guys are all mixed up, with the exception of Father Goose. He has it down!

Every woman wants something different...that's where the problem lies.”

“Every woman wants something different, but they all want a pearl necklace.”

“I'd take a pearl necklace if I could trade it in for something else.”

“I don't think he meant that kind of pearl necklace....”

“I dont know many women who want that kind of necklace

diamond earings work well tho....”

“I think she's too young to have heard the ZZ Top song. What do y'all think?”

“Many of the women I know are whining, backstabbing, vain excuses for a human being. Men are pigs much of the time but when they have a disagreement they just do the yelling or punch each other and then get on with life. Women will drag it on forever, attacking you in the most devious and vicious way. Can I join your club. I can kick the but of most of the men I know. Big problem though, I don’t drink beer.

This women wants – I’ll know it when I see it.
This women wants – What I’ve got.”

“is that 3 trolls on 1 thread? good job bb, you bring em out of the woodwork, don't ya/”

“I don't want a pearl necklace, a new pickup truck, or any of the things that have been mentioned here.
I want a man that I can call my best friend.



and I thank God everyday that I was lucky and married my best friend!”

“I like to think of myself as an "obnoxious post specialist," not a "troll."”

“I think Father Goose has the idea too. Just ask. Duh.”

“Women want your will to live, your will to be free and uncaring. There's only one thing that will shut them up and it's in my pants.........that's where I keep my wallet. They want your money.

Money is your freedom and they want to take that away from you.

I have to go now. My girlfriend is coming over for sex and I need to hide my wallet.”

“That only works some of the time.

Another story from my experience with the Girl I'm So Glad I Didn't Marry:

We were at her house one evening, and we were waiting for her parents to get home from a trip to South Alabama. They were supposed to be bringing home barbecue from some famous place in Birmingham, possibly Dreamland, but I can't remember for sure. Anyway, we're sitting on the couch watching TV.

Her: I'm hunnnnnnngry.....

Me: Do you want me to go get you something to eat? It's no problem, I'm hungry too.

Her: No, Mom and Dad will probably be home soon with the barbecue.

Me: OK, we'll wait then.

30 minutes later, her parents have still not made it home yet.

Her: I'm hunnnnnnngry.....

Me: Do you want me to go get you something to eat now?

Her: No, Mom and Dad will probably be home soon with the barbecue.

Me: Are you sure? I can go get you something, it's not a problem.

Her: No, I want to wait for the barbecue.

Me: OK.

Another 20 minutes or so later...

Her: I'm hunnnnngryyyyy...

Me: OK, what do you want? I'll go get it now...

Her: No, I really want to wait for the barbecue...

Me: (getting exasperated) Are you really sure? You keep saying you're hungry, maybe I should go get you something.

Her: No, Mom and Dad will be home soon with the barbecue.

Me: OK

Another 15 or 20 minutes later, her parents finally arrive home. To be honest, I can't remember whether or not they brought barbecue home, but I think they did. The reason I can't remember is because of this:

Her (to me): I can't believe you let me go this long without food! How long were you going to let me complain about being hungry?

Me: I asked you if you wanted me to go get you something and you kept saying no.

Her: Well, I wanted you to go get it anyway....


My wife has done something pretty close, but not nearly as bad. I was going to go get myself something to eat, and she said she didn't want anything, she wasn't feeling good. When I bring the food home, however, she smells it and changes her mind. So, being a good husband, I put my dinner down, and went and got her some more of the same. I don't think that's even in the same class as the behavior my old girlfriend exhibited.”

“Ooh, my post makes more sense if it's right after newgirl's...”

“i want someone independent, and who misses me too much when we're apart to ever leave my side.
i want everything to change, and everything to stay the same.
i want my independence, and i want to merge into someone else.
i want to be able to buy everything myself, and for someone to buy me stuff.
i want chocolate, and i want to eat nothing but Healthy Stuff.
i want to Find Myself, and lose myself.

NOW WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT??? ;-)

but for real, i think everyone wants/needs conflicting things, and that SOME people (ahem) are enough in-tune with themselves to realize this.”

“...at least that what Urethra FRanklin wanted”

“bitpusher made a good point. Mind reading is a big plus.

I never was much good at mind reading.”

“I think girls like Bit is describing give us all a bad name. That is just dumb. Just say what you want.”

“Newgirl, you took the words right out of my mouth. If you can't ask for what you want, you've got no right to complain.”

“"i want someone independent, and who misses me too much when we're apart to ever leave my side.

lyra
12:11:39 PM
09/18/02

Sorry Lyra, I'm already spoken for.”

“And I mean all the time. Including the intimate times. No point is guessing and being immature about it. If you're doing it, you should be able to talk about it.”

“Sheeessh!... my wife sure gets around alot.”